Official Grandaddy of all wank off threads

Where do you prefer to wank?

  • in bed

    Votes: 85 16.7%

  • at the computer

    Votes: 360 70.9%

  • in the shower

    Votes: 29 5.7%

  • other

    Votes: 34 6.7%
  • Total voters
    508
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Peter Gazinya

Re: Any tips on increasing enjoinment during masturbating?

KingsOfTomorrw said:
Get Peter Gazinya to get down on one knee and with a mouthful of tabletennis balls humm the theme tune to Dallas and giv you a good tugging

that creative enough for you Peter :thefinger
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:sleep: That is quite creative but I just can't do that. I wouldn't want to steal any of your tricks.
 
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joethehoe

Re: Any tips on increasing enjoinment during masturbating?

damn lots of ideas i wouldnt stick shit up my ass tho
 
juballs

juballs

Re: Any tips on increasing enjoinment during masturbating?

hahahaha Jumper Cables...thats the hardest i laughed today!


lol, use ur other hand... that seems to work
 
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Peter Gazinya

Re: Any tips on increasing enjoinment during masturbating?

KingsOfTomorrw said:
Its alright your mom showed me it
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Dude that's not funny. You and me are fighting....at recess.
 
da_Sickness

da_Sickness

wanking about girlfriends

i know that many of the board members here already have wives or girlfriends (committed or open) but my question is: in the past, has there ever been a time in your life when you were maybe young and had a girlfriend that was not really committed to having sex so (and no handjobs or blows) you thought the next best thing was to wank off by your self, thinking of having sex with her? and by mentioning this, i was a young horny bastard back in grad school alright!!
 
hedonis

hedonis

Re: wanking about girlfriends

No. If I'm going to bother to wank it- I'll be fantasizing about someone else.


JW
 
JiDoKwan

JiDoKwan

Re: wanking about girlfriends

Not really!
If my g/f wasn't into sex, she usually had a sister that was. :yinyang: :dunno: :bowdown:
 
Johan

Johan

Re: wanking about girlfriends

hedonis said:
No. If I'm going to bother to wank it- I'll be fantasizing about someone else.
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Same here. I'll be fantasizing on pornstars or ex-g/f, not on her. Wanking on my girl knowing she doesn't want to have sex seems insane to me. In some way, it sounds like raping her, even if it is only in thinkings...
 
da_Sickness

da_Sickness

Re: wanking about girlfriends

ok first off. i wasn't talkin about now!! (present-time) i was more so talking about the past like elementary school or high school. when we were young. and horny ..haha (well still horny now..)
 
hedonis

hedonis

Re: wanking about girlfriends

da_Sickness said:
ok first off. i wasn't talkin about now!! (present-time) i was more so talking about the past like elementary school or high school. when we were young. and horny ..haha (well still horny now..)
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Well, even then I found it hard (no pun intended) to fantasize about a girl who basically just told me she didn't want to have sex. Ginger Lynn was always waiting and ready... :hatsoff:

JW
 
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siliconebrian

Re: wanking about girlfriends

euhm, good question!
I use to, but that didn't last long, because most of my gf's didn't mind giving head or having sex, so I didn't need to!
 
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