Official Grandaddy of all wank off threads

Where do you prefer to wank?

  • in bed

    Votes: 85 16.7%
  • at the computer

    Votes: 360 70.9%
  • in the shower

    Votes: 29 5.7%
  • other

    Votes: 34 6.7%

  • Total voters
    508

slowhand

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Re: How often do you jack off?

once a day maybe more if the feeling hits me. ;)
 
Re: How often do you jack off?

I whack off as part of a cardio-vascular workout, burns fat and empties the balls at the same time.
 

member006

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Re: How often do you jack off?

A poll was taken of 100 men asking them if they jack off. 90% said they did the other 10% lied.

Awwwww good point and just I love statistics, but one big difference here my friend....................









































I'm a woman. :wave: lol

LL
 

plucap

Banned
Re: How often do you jack off?

Well I have my priority list:
1. Survival
2. Reproduction
3. Masturbation
4. Taking care of business and work
5. Keeping the house clean
6. Playing video games
7. Drinking alcohol
8. Did I mention I have kids? :D

j/k, average about once per day
 
Re: How often do you jack off?

I very rarely jack or jill off, but I think it is brilliant that guys do it often. Girls are different.

Mel
 
Re: How often do you jack off?

I don't have a fixed number. If it's a Sunday and I'm bored as hell, or if I'm sick or for whatever reason am at home with nothing to do I'll probably go at it a few times in a day. If I'm busy I'll probably lay off of it for a week. I usually cut it out when I'm with someone though... unless she asks of course!

It's also a great way to get to sleep when you can't sleep, or to wake up if you're dead tired in the morning!
 
(pun)Come again(pun)?

I very rarely jack or jill off, but I think it is brilliant that guys do it often. Girls are different.
Mel
Speak for yourself. ;)

My wife actually unloads more than I do, both with me and without me. She actually started having orgasms before I did, she as 8, myself at 9. She's Italian with a huge sex drive, and when she orgasms, hers are far more intense than mine (God I love her quivering vagina -- oh man I can sometimes just get off without pumping much at all when I slice those innards).

On the advice of my urologist, I now unload every 3-4 days as I'm getting older. It is also to bring my sperm count back up as it's just starting to dip with my age (waiting 5+ days before seeing my wife again was too long). My wife will unload several times during the week in my absence. I also rather enjoy her rubbing on a pillow when I'm with her (especially cupping those breasts and just focusing on them more than I can when I'm in her or licking her clitoris).

Women aren't different than men despite what society says about them. I have several female friends I've challenged to unload every other day and see how it affects their moods, and sure enough, their attitudes actually improved after 2 months of doing such. I think the key to loving oneself is acceptance of it and not any loneliness or guilty or other, negative feelings. Heck, if I didn't have my wife, I wouldn't feel lonely because of lack of our sexual relations, I would feel lonely because of the lack of our companionship.

She's always been more physical than me, she just gave into it very early and didn't let anyone tell her it was bad.
 
Re: How often do you jack off?

It's hard to say for me. It all depends on how often something goes wrong with a tire on my car where I have to jack on and then jack off to replace it.
 
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