Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread
in Gilligan's Island original theme "and the rest" were the Professor and Mary-Anne. think about that
2. its winter, its 85 degrees, why are you complaining?
4. its not ok for fat men to walk around without their shirts on. where do you live that thats ok? because you should really tell these fat shirtless men that they should put on shirts, theyre giving kids nightmares
5. uh-oh, time to pull out my religious studies hat, if christian is defined by following the example of Jesus in the gospels, then itd probably be better to act like on than be one than to be one. why cant you do both? because to be a true christian, one would need to be humble Matt 6:6 "But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you."
6. not for 1500 years
9. because you care what they think
10. yes. yes you should. or you could go to brazil
11. the oscars happened?
That was until Russell Johnson & Dawn Wells got pissed because they felt slighted, and they changed the opening theme! Ha ha ha!
2. Just not quite ready for it I guess. You should know, summer in the deep south is something most people could do without! Ha ha ha!
4. Thankfully, I never have the misfortune of seeing it personally. But, just like I have never had the misfortune of seeing Susan Boyle get undressed...I know it happens.
9. True, and one would tend to spend more time around people you care about too.
10. I'll probably head over to New Orleans. Debating whether to go for the whole weekend and Lundi Gras and Mardi Gras day or just Monday and Tuesday.
11. Yep, they were Sunday night. Nary a shocker in any of the major categories. "The King's Speech" won for Best Picture.
And, without further ado, in conclusion....Here are my jokes from Friday for anyone who missed them:
And now some more jokes:
Q: There are 2 lesbians and 2 gay guys racing to Los Angeles. Who wins?
A: The lesbians because they get there lickety split, while the gay guys are still back home packing their shit.
Q: Why did Mexico consider eliminating their Olympic team?
A: Because all of the ones that can run, jump, or swim have already made it across the border.
A guy accidentally puts his car into reverse and backs into a guard rail. So he asks his blonde girlfriend to jump out and tell him if the blinkers are still working.
The blonde walks around to the back of the car and says… “Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no…”
Q: Did you hear Dumb Donald got banned from e-harmony?
A: Apparently for the question "what do you like in a woman" .. "my dick" was the wrong answer!
-Joking Jon
Keep an eye out in your PMs for the "Phantom 3"!
I hope everyone has a reasonably decent week! I always believe in setting the bar at a manageable level! Ha ha ha!
