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I'm watching some specialist videos
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

I have to second d_j here. It is just such a shame that you do not like them yourself. :drool2:
 

NikkiNova

Official Checked Star Member
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

Yeah I just got your email. Totally understandable...just kind of a bummer. Oh well. Fingers crossed. Thank you for getting back to me.
xo
Nikki Nova

Re: Problem with rating the thread

Nikki and a few of you have PM'd me...please stop as I'm posting the explanation here. ;-)

The message that you have already rated a thread, but you never have, is a known bug in the vBulletin software. I have come across a patch for it and I am writing a bug ticket right now to have it fixed, HOWEVER, while you think this is the most important bug in the world to fix I can tell you it'll probably get the lowest priority.

Why? Because this year we're going to migrate the board over to v4 of the software. Most bugs and whatnot that were featured in v3 will have been solved so I highly doubt time and effort will be put into fixing this bug.

Then again, who knows...maybe it will get fixed because it's pretty simple. ;-) The way of the programmers are mysterious!
 

jitna

Eternally hoping to lick Briana
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

The thread is now rated but only at four stars!?
I did not know I was opening up all of this when I asked for people to rate the thread.

apparently in the Nikki Nova thread things tend to snowball. i mean, look at all those tags
 

NikkiNova

Official Checked Star Member
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

Well it's still not accurate anyhow. It's told how many of us we couldn't rate it because we already had and yet none of us did?....and when you look at it it says this thread has had 2 ratings equalling a rating of 4 stars...soooo...???? Who were those two people that someohow magically could vote? It's obviously a system glitch based on what Petra has already explained and all I can do is throw my hands up in the air at this point.
fuggit...
xoxo
Nikki Nova
The thread is now rated but only at four stars!?
I did not know I was opening up all of this when I asked for people to rate the thread.
 

Jon S.

Banned
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

It would appear that the bug might have been partially fixed. Who really knows? Still says I rated it! Long story short...we brought it to Petra's attention and we can rest assured that it will be fixed "some day". I'm not holding my breath or anything, given that FreeOnes is in the process of upgrading their software. But, I'm sure it will be corrected in our lifetimes! In other words: it will get fixed when it gets fixed! Ha ha ha!

Furthermore, anyone who knows Nikki, doesn't need a rating system to know what Nikki is! Furthermore, as nice as a rating is, if I know you Nikki, I seriously doubt that you live for that type of validation in the 1st place. WE all know what kind of a person you are and how AWESOME your thread is! Furthermore, In my book, Nikki is one of the most incredible women/people I have ever met (online, or in real life)! Bottom line, five stars isn't even a high enough rating to begin with! All of the stars in the universe maybe! Five??? Not even close!

-Jon The Astronomer

ps. Nikki, I went shopping yesterday & I saw something that made me think of you immediately: homemade chewy molasses cookies!!! No, I didn't buy any...but I sure as Hell was tempted!!!
 

Jon S.

Banned
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

yeah, if people were actually able to rate it. this thread would have 10 stars
ONLY 10? Shame on you jitna for your lack of vision! See my post above...now that's a clear vision of reality if I do say so myself!!! Ha ha ha!
 

jitna

Eternally hoping to lick Briana
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

Bottom line, five stars isn't even a high enough rating to begin with! All of the stars in the universe maybe! Five??? Not even close!

well thats just being silly. theres no way we could fit that many stars on the page. and even if it could that would just take forever to load up. thats just impractical. now perhaps we could get some kind of graphic that instead of stars we rate it in galaxies. a galaxy being the equivalent of several million stars, we can figure out the conversion rate later.
 

Jon S.

Banned
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

well thats just being silly. theres no way we could fit that many stars on the page. and even if it could that would just take forever to load up. thats just impractical. now perhaps we could get some kind of graphic that instead of stars we rate it in galaxies. a galaxy being the equivalent of several million stars, we can figure out the conversion rate later.
I'm sure there is some kind of short scientific notation that can be used to reflect all of the stars in the universe! Sounds like we've got our next homework assignment! Ha ha ha!
 

Jon S.

Banned
the Official Nikki Nova thread

"message you" privately, eh? you'll give me a "hint" (wink, wink)? We can "make a lil game of it"? heh, heh, heh
Funny...I didn't detect any double entendres in there at all! I guess you might have a fertile imagination after all! Ha ha ha!

EDIT: There is a thread "share a joke" in members area where you can post similar posts. Please stop posting "off-topic" posts here. This is not for chatting. And two of your Q&A will be missing when I post the joke to the proper thread.
 
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Jon S.

Banned
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

Oh yeah??? Well, Fugazi You too!!! Just kidding! Ha ha ha! I know it's the name of a band!

or, you know, no hotlinking from a major online business
Yeah, I figured that wouldn't be allowed either...so I didn't even bother trying. So many rules...it's a porn site damn it!!! Ha ha ha!

Here supposedly is a divorce letter. Not sure if it's true or not but quite funny :)
Do you know where we can read the text in full...or find a more legible/better blown up image? I was trying to read it, but the text is too small.


By the way Nikki, I took the liberty to hire security for your thread to keep out the "unwanted," "idiots," and "douchebags"! He's currently taking up shop in my avatar! Take that as a warning to anyone who has any ideas about coming in here to create drama or to fuck with Nikki! That ray gun has a hair trigger! Ha ha ha!
 
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

Have a great weekend Nikki :glugglug:
 
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

Hey jbs.....thanks for the aerial view of the town you grew up in.

Hope it's alright to ask questions.......

How old were you when you shifted away?

and am l right in thinking it's in a farming area??

Thanks for posting jbs...it's interesting to see other parts of the world.

Most enjoyable!!!:)


Though I agree that Nikki is indeed "hawt," word to the wise...Nikki is a WOMAN & a LADY...NOT a "girl"! I know you didn't mean anything by it...but, most WOMEN prefer to be called just that...WOMEN! Ha ha ha!

Good to know! I guess my "elevator" isn't "stuck between floors" as badly as I might have initially feared! Ha ha ha!

Now, for the real reason I came on here right now! I was going to share this with who??? in private...But, I figured, what the Hell...might as well share it with Nikki and everyone else too!
So, without further ado...here is the Wikipedia link for the small town in Pennsylvania in which I grew up! (only thing that changed is now there is a black family or two in town...when I was growing up...the nearest black family was about 20 miles away):

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blain,_Pennsylvania

Funny thing though...It's called Blain, Pennsylvania (Perry County)...BUT, it's named for James G. BLAINE!!! (was from the Pittsburgh area...but served in the U.S. Senate from Maine) Ha ha ha!

I'm also attaching an aerial view!

See.....what did I tell you! Ha ha ha!
 
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

Excellent jokes Mokbel and JBS...:)....thanks for the laughs!!

l noticed the rating star thingy showing 4 stars....perhaps thats as far as it goes:)

Anyway......Wishing Nikki an awesome weekend.

and an awesome weekend to each and every one of you out there in nikki land.

take care!!
 
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RogueAlan

Guest
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

hrmm... well, it's not midnight in Denver, yet!
so here's my offering for the week...

a down on their luck family from the sticks hoppped a train to Arizona to 'visit' relatives. though concerned their guests might remain forever, the family was apalled at how little the new arrivals had. No car, no savings, no home, and the clothes on their backs were about to fall apart.

They insisted on taking the crickers to the nearby mall in order to find them some new clothes. Inside the sprawling complext, the husband and his son are so amazed at the passing crowds, the mismatched clothes, the impossible hair colors, they repeatedly lag behind the others. The moving pictures above the tables at the sports bar were mesmerizing.

Inside the nearest department store, a crowd had gathered to watch a spring fashion show. Horrified by the pounding music, the father waved to his wife and the others, then dragged his son away down the nearby stairwell, to become lost in a huge hardware department. When he realized it had been some time, he began to look for the stairs.

Instead, he came to a polished steel wall beside which a button was set into the wall. Puzzled, he stopped.

"Pa?" his son whispered, "What's that?"

"I ain't never seen nothin' like that," the man answered. They watched an older woman hopelessly trying to 'stay trendy', dressed in the day's 'fashion pick' from the show roll up on a Lil Rascal. The woman pushed the button. The doors opened. She rolled aboard, and above the steeel doors, the father and son watched a glass tube containing the woman rise out of sight. There was a bell, and a moment later the process was repeated... Nikki Nova sauntered off, dressed in the same 'fashion pick' that she had been modeling moments before, smiling politely at the almost zealous glaze in the father's eyes. As she passed out of site on her way to enjoy the weekend after the end of the day's modeling, the father grabbed his son in an almost painful grip, his gaze locked once again on the steel doors before them.

"Boy," he licks his dry lips, thanking his maker for agreeing to come out of the back hills, "Go gitcha momma!"
 

Jon S.

Banned
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

Hey jbs.....thanks for the aerial view of the town you grew up in.

Hope it's alright to ask questions.......

How old were you when you shifted away?

and am l right in thinking it's in a farming area??

Thanks for posting jbs...it's interesting to see other parts of the world.

Most enjoyable!!!:)
Hi mate! It was my pleasure to share & I am glad you enjoyed seeing the pics! Also, it's always okay to ask me questions! The answers are: 1. I was 18 when I shifted away from that little town and 2. It is definitely still farm country! Not as many people work in farming as there were in the past, but there are still plenty of farms and farming going on!
Excellent jokes Mokbel and JBS...:)....thanks for the laughs!!

l noticed the rating star thingy showing 4 stars....perhaps thats as far as it goes:)

Anyway......Wishing Nikki an awesome weekend.

and an awesome weekend to each and every one of you out there in nikki land.

take care!!
Glad you enjoyed the jokes! Regarding the rating of Nikki's thread...there is apparently a bug that needs to be fixed (see related post in this thread from Petra...a few pages back) and we don't know exactly when it will be fixed (but it will) as they are shifting to new software here on FreeOnes. Long story short, it says that people who didn't rate it already did, and now it shows that two people rated it and it works out to a 4 star rating. Thus, there is really no validity to that rating.

You take care too and have a great weekend!
 
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