Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

Ok, I'm stepping in here and setting some ground rules.

1.) If you have a problem with a moderator, either bring it to THAT moderators attention, another moderators attention, or my attention. Moderator problems/decisions aren't open to public discussion. This isn't anything new for this thread, it is as it's always been.

2.) Jokes are fine as long as they follow the board rules.

3.) If there are tags that need to be removed and the person isn't around to remove them, contact a mod and they can delete them. No problem.

Seriously folks, lets not make mountains out of mole hills here.
 

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

And all the posts that go against the nature of this thread have been deleted. I expect that you guys can move past this perfectly fine.
 
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

He He.......thats funny Mokbel!!!

Here are some more jokes:

When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn at the dinner table? Where's pop corn?

How do you keep a skunk from smelling? Hold its nose.

What kind of footwear is made out of bananas? Slippers

What did the letter say to the stamps? "Stick with me and we'll go places"!

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.

Why did George Washington cross the Delaware? To get to the other side.

What do you call a guy who sits out on the door step every night? Matt

What's the only thing worse than yellow snow? Vanilla Ice

Thanks....you've all been great! I'm here all week!!! Tip your waitresses generously and don't forget to try the veal!

Thanks Dazza :)
And JBS, I know they were posted 'tongue in cheek' and that you were trying to make a point but yanno, those jokes are so bad they are actually good lol

I was gonna comment about stuff happening in here lately but yeah it's probably best to forgot about it and move on. Hopefully it was all a big misunderstanding. Let's keep it fun like how it was before. Nikki is going thru a tough time at the moment so instead of adding drama to her thread let's add something positive :)
 

NikkiNova

Official Checked Star Member

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NikkiNova

Official Checked Star Member
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

Thanks guys and I'm sorry supadupafly on being stuck in the cold. I will try to send you some sunshine. As for the rest of you and what are saying I hear you and I love you guys. I am always on twitter and there's always my blog when I'm not here. Twitter is the best because of it's interaction. Actually just last night during another round of insomnia Sunny Leone, myself, Lisa Boyle and Nina Mercedes were having a very entertaining blast on there that was amusing quite a few people.
xoxoxoxo
Nikki Nova
Follow me on twitter http://twitter.com/nikki_nova
my site www.nikkinova.com
my blog http://clubnikkinova.com/blog/
official thread http://board.freeones.com/showthread...=1#post5167604

l hope you don't go Nikki...l'll miss you.:(

xoxoxo

Nikki, I was final able to get my screen name changed from limegreenneon to Billet Wheel, Since Billet Wheel is my name on twitter.....Figure it might get kinda confusing at times

Hi Nikki, I am a big fan of yours and I hope you stay and continue being active on freeones. I would hate to lose touch with one of my favorite pornstars.

Thanks Dazza :)
And JBS, I know they were posted 'tongue in cheek' and that you were trying to make a point but yanno, those jokes are so bad they are actually good lol

I was gonna comment about stuff happening in here lately but yeah it's probably best to forgot about it and move on. Hopefully it was all a big misunderstanding. Let's keep it fun like how it was before. Nikki is going thru a tough time at the moment so instead of adding drama to her thread let's add something positive :)

Hope you have a great day, Nikki!

Here it still is freezing in Germany!
 

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Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

Glad to see that everything got straightened out. Cheers and good day to one and all :crowdgrin
 
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

Oh wow! Thank you!!! Super cool of you. Are you a performer on there too?
xoxox
Nikki Nova
Follow me on twitter http://twitter.com/nikki_nova
my site www.nikkinova.com
my blog http://clubnikkinova.com/blog/
official thread http://board.freeones.com/showthread...=1#post5167604


Sorry for the days late reply, but yes! Been taking some time off lately but I will be around there again sometime soon.

Once in a while it can get pretty boring there and that is when I start looking around and I came across you and I was like wowwwww :D
 

jitna

Eternally hoping to lick Briana
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

Thanks guys and I'm sorry supadupafly on being stuck in the cold. I will try to send you some sunshine. As for the rest of you and what are saying I hear you and I love you guys. I am always on twitter and there's always my blog when I'm not here. Twitter is the best because of it's interaction. Actually just last night during another round of insomnia Sunny Leone, myself, Lisa Boyle and Nina Mercedes were having a very entertaining blast on there that was amusing quite a few people.
xoxoxoxo
Nikki Nova
Follow me on twitter http://twitter.com/nikki_nova
my site www.nikkinova.com
my blog http://clubnikkinova.com/blog/
official thread http://board.freeones.com/showthread...=1#post5167604

well, i follow your tweets and i read your blog, but im just happy you havent written the thread off just yet because i feel the interaction here (when its not impaired by outside forces) is the best. i have confidence that Petra can clear everything up and we can put all this crap to bed. The more Nikki Nova the better

maybe i should follow some of those ladies seeing as how their Nikki approved...
 
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

Nikki, I tried using twitter but i feel you can't talk to the person unless they are following you. I can write something but the person might not know unless they are following me. I could be wrong. I don't use twitter that much but i get on freeones quite often. Hope you stick around. I like contacting you on freeones.


Thanks guys and I'm sorry supadupafly on being stuck in the cold. I will try to send you some sunshine. As for the rest of you and what are saying I hear you and I love you guys. I am always on twitter and there's always my blog when I'm not here. Twitter is the best because of it's interaction. Actually just last night during another round of insomnia Sunny Leone, myself, Lisa Boyle and Nina Mercedes were having a very entertaining blast on there that was amusing quite a few people.
xoxoxoxo
Nikki Nova
Follow me on twitter http://twitter.com/nikki_nova
my site www.nikkinova.com
my blog http://clubnikkinova.com/blog/
official thread http://board.freeones.com/showthread...=1#post5167604
 

Supafly

Retired Mod
Bronze Member
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

I have taken the action the action of subscribing to this thread in order to stay on top of things that might get outta hand.

Taking a personal interest to keep drama in control :)
 

jitna

Eternally hoping to lick Briana
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

I have taken the action the action of subscribing to this thread in order to stay on top of things that might get outta hand.

Taking a personal interest to keep drama in control :)

wow. you might want to think twice about that. you are putting a pretty big weight on your shoulders, my friend.
 
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

Hi Nikki and Everyone:)

Here's a little joke to put a smile on everyones dial..

Paddy was having a Guinness with his mate Murphy.

"lf you don't mind me saying Paddy, said Murphy"

"You should draw your bedroom blind at night. l walked past your place last night and saw you in bed making love to your wife."

"Ha, ha, ha" said Paddy.

"The joke's on you, l wasn't even home last night."
 

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

As I said in my other post, we're not going to discuss moderator decisions in public. If anyone has questions on why a mod did something, you're welcome to go to the mod or myself but it won't be discussed here.

With that being said, I'm more than happy to clarify the tag function and the parameters for the jokes.

1.) Tags: there is a limit, it's 25. Thread starter can make 5 tags and each additional person can make 2. Members can only delete or edit THEIR OWN tags. So if they think of something better or want to remove it they can.

As per the tag rules, mods can remove tags that don't make sense, violate board rules, or are downright silly.

2.) Jokes: I'm going to go with "use common sense" when it comes to jokes. If you use common sense, the likelyhood that you're going to violate board rules is pretty slim. Realize this isn't an American only board. It's very international. Well over 1/4 of the members on this board (if not more) are from countries other than the US.

So if you start in on jokes involving religion or race, you're going to offend someone. Common sense says stay away from those types of jokes.

If anyone need further clarification, has problems, issues, so on and so forth...you know where to find me. PM me your issues and don't post them here otherwise I will start handing out infractions.
 
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

No jokes regarding religion or race? There goes 90% of all my jokes :|
Ok gonna have to scrape the bottom of the barrel here......and dig up jokes about women and blondes lol Who could I possibly offend? Oh OCSM's......
Anyway here goes.....

Why are blondes like cornflakes?
They are simple, easy and they taste good.

Why are women like noodles?
They both wiggle when you eat them.

What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios?
Donut seeds.


A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 Oclock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldnt jump. Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead said, "I cant take this, youre my friend."But the blonde insisted saying, "No. A bets a bet."Then the redhead said "Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 Oclock news, so I cant take your money". The blonde replied "Well, so did I, but I didnt think he would jump again!"
 
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

Unfortunately, l don't have a Twitter account Nikki :(...and to be honest wouldn't have a clue how to "tweet" or follow you or anyone even if l did.

Never mind.....one day l might take the plunge into the 21st century :eek: :D

Hope your insomnia has passed!

xoxox

Thanks guys and I'm sorry supadupafly on being stuck in the cold. I will try to send you some sunshine. As for the rest of you and what are saying I hear you and I love you guys. I am always on twitter and there's always my blog when I'm not here. Twitter is the best because of it's interaction. Actually just last night during another round of insomnia Sunny Leone, myself, Lisa Boyle and Nina Mercedes were having a very entertaining blast on there that was amusing quite a few people.
xoxoxoxo
Nikki Nova
Follow me on twitter http://twitter.com/nikki_nova
my site www.nikkinova.com
my blog http://clubnikkinova.com/blog/
official thread http://board.freeones.com/showthread...=1#post5167604
 
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