Nikki Nova
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jitna
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Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread
Now Jitna, I had already read it yesterday, and I thought she had posted a new one today! I'm really going to get you now!!! You caused me to click my mouse unnecessarily! GRRRRR!!! Squabble squabble! :cussing: ha ha ha!
Definitely a good read (Nikki's blog always is btw)! If you want someone to sell you something or to constantly solicit stuff from you...that's not her blog! If you want food for your brain...Nikki's blog is just the thing! A lot of insight, wisdom, and food for thought in her current entry! Anyone who hasn't taken the time to read it in its entirety...do so now!!! If more people thought as Nikki does...trust me, the world would be a much better and happier place!
Now Jitna, I had already read it yesterday, and I thought she had posted a new one today! I'm really going to get you now!!! You caused me to click my mouse unnecessarily! GRRRRR!!! Squabble squabble! :cussing: ha ha ha!
GibbsGrad2002
Mr. Nice gallery
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread
Lets keep the thread going
Lets keep the thread going
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread
Where else would I post #1000, but in the thread belonging to Nikki, one of the greatest people on the planet!?!?
Hope everyone has a great week!
I'll probably pop in later tonight with a few musings for post #1001 and my jokes for #1002! Anyone who wants to see the "offensive" ones...I'll provide them via. PM by request! Ha ha ha!
Who me!?!? I noticed it this morning...AND I of course saved "lucky" #1000 for Nikki's thread! Cake and punch at my house tonight!
Where else would I post #1000, but in the thread belonging to Nikki, one of the greatest people on the planet!?!?
Hope everyone has a great week!
I'll probably pop in later tonight with a few musings for post #1001 and my jokes for #1002! Anyone who wants to see the "offensive" ones...I'll provide them via. PM by request! Ha ha ha!
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread
Not only did I become a board whore...I received rep for being a board whore! Ha ha ha!
Good evening Nikki, jitna, GibbsGrad, who???, Dazza, Vern, and the rest!
Here is my little contribution to our musings for your reading "pleasure":
1. If you have integrity, nothing else matters. If you don't have integrity, nothing else matters.
2. It's still winter...so why the Hell was it 85 degrees here today!?!?
3. What's up with all of those "don't use the word gay" commercials? Aren't they aware that the word gay has been around for years and it didn't originally mean homosexual? How about commercials telling homosexuals to stop stealing our word to describe themselves?
4. If it is okay for fat men with huge "man boobs" to walk around topless, which nobody wants to see, why not women?
5. What's better: to claim one is a Christian, or to actually act like one, and why do the two seemingly not go together?
6. Is it just me, or is an anti-semitic Christian a major contradiction in terms?
7. Who else is sick and tired of hearing about that giant douche/tool Charlie Sheen??? I'm sure his only requirement in a woman is that she is still breathing...so, if a woman ***** with him, I would hardly call that a conquest!
8. Piracy is just that....PIRACY! If you don't have the rights to use copyrighted material...using it is *******! Just because you have done it and got away with it...doesn't mean it is all of a sudden legal! Please be kind enough to ignore my avatar!
9. Why is it so much easier to upset those we care about, often upsetting ourselves in the process, as opposed to those we can't stand, which might actually bring a little perverse joy in the process?
10. Mardi Gras: been there....done that! Should I head over to New Orleans this year for it or not? That is the question!
11. Who else was less than surprised in who won Oscars in the major categories last night? Hardly a shocker!
Nikki, take care of yourself and remember that we hold you dear to our hearts!
Not only did I become a board whore...I received rep for being a board whore! Ha ha ha!
Good evening Nikki, jitna, GibbsGrad, who???, Dazza, Vern, and the rest!
Here is my little contribution to our musings for your reading "pleasure":
1. If you have integrity, nothing else matters. If you don't have integrity, nothing else matters.
2. It's still winter...so why the Hell was it 85 degrees here today!?!?
3. What's up with all of those "don't use the word gay" commercials? Aren't they aware that the word gay has been around for years and it didn't originally mean homosexual? How about commercials telling homosexuals to stop stealing our word to describe themselves?
4. If it is okay for fat men with huge "man boobs" to walk around topless, which nobody wants to see, why not women?
5. What's better: to claim one is a Christian, or to actually act like one, and why do the two seemingly not go together?
6. Is it just me, or is an anti-semitic Christian a major contradiction in terms?
7. Who else is sick and tired of hearing about that giant douche/tool Charlie Sheen??? I'm sure his only requirement in a woman is that she is still breathing...so, if a woman ***** with him, I would hardly call that a conquest!
8. Piracy is just that....PIRACY! If you don't have the rights to use copyrighted material...using it is *******! Just because you have done it and got away with it...doesn't mean it is all of a sudden legal! Please be kind enough to ignore my avatar!
9. Why is it so much easier to upset those we care about, often upsetting ourselves in the process, as opposed to those we can't stand, which might actually bring a little perverse joy in the process?
10. Mardi Gras: been there....done that! Should I head over to New Orleans this year for it or not? That is the question!
11. Who else was less than surprised in who won Oscars in the major categories last night? Hardly a shocker!
Nikki, take care of yourself and remember that we hold you dear to our hearts!
jitna
Eternally hoping to lick Briana
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread
in Gilligan's Island original theme "and the rest" were the Professor and Mary-Anne. think about that
2. its winter, its 85 degrees, why are you complaining?
4. its not ok for fat men to walk around without their shirts on. where do you live that thats ok? because you should really tell these fat shirtless men that they should put on shirts, theyre giving **** nightmares
5. uh-oh, time to pull out my religious studies hat, if christian is defined by following the example of Jesus in the gospels, then itd probably be better to act like on than be one than to be one. why cant you do both? because to be a true christian, one would need to be humble Matt 6:6 "But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your ******, who is unseen. Then your ******, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you."
6. not for 1500 years
9. because you care what they think
10. yes. yes you should. or you could go to brazil
11. the oscars happened?
in Gilligan's Island original theme "and the rest" were the Professor and Mary-Anne. think about that
2. its winter, its 85 degrees, why are you complaining?
4. its not ok for fat men to walk around without their shirts on. where do you live that thats ok? because you should really tell these fat shirtless men that they should put on shirts, theyre giving **** nightmares
5. uh-oh, time to pull out my religious studies hat, if christian is defined by following the example of Jesus in the gospels, then itd probably be better to act like on than be one than to be one. why cant you do both? because to be a true christian, one would need to be humble Matt 6:6 "But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your ******, who is unseen. Then your ******, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you."
6. not for 1500 years
9. because you care what they think
10. yes. yes you should. or you could go to brazil
11. the oscars happened?
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread
That was until Russell Johnson & Dawn Wells got pissed because they felt slighted, and they changed the opening theme! Ha ha ha!
2. Just not quite ready for it I guess. You should know, summer in the deep south is something most people could do without! Ha ha ha!
4. Thankfully, I never have the misfortune of seeing it personally. But, just like I have never had the misfortune of seeing Susan Boyle get undressed...I know it happens.
9. True, and one would tend to spend more time around people you care about too.
10. I'll probably head over to New Orleans. Debating whether to go for the whole weekend and Lundi Gras and Mardi Gras day or just Monday and Tuesday.
11. Yep, they were Sunday night. Nary a shocker in any of the major categories. "The King's Speech" won for Best Picture.
And, without further ado, in conclusion....Here are my jokes from Friday for anyone who missed them:
And now some more jokes:
Q: There are 2 lesbians and 2 gay guys racing to Los Angeles. Who wins?
A: The lesbians because they get there lickety split, while the gay guys are still back home packing their ****.
Q: Why did Mexico consider eliminating their Olympic team?
A: Because all of the ones that can run, jump, or swim have already made it across the border.
A guy accidentally puts his car into reverse and backs into a guard rail. So he asks his blonde girlfriend to jump out and tell him if the blinkers are still working.
The blonde walks around to the back of the car and says… “Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no…”
Q: Did you hear Dumb Donald got ****** from e-harmony?
A: Apparently for the question "what do you like in a woman" .. "my dick" was the wrong answer!
-Joking Jon
Keep an eye out in your PMs for the "Phantom 3"!
I hope everyone has a reasonably decent week! I always believe in setting the bar at a manageable level! Ha ha ha!
That was until Russell Johnson & Dawn Wells got pissed because they felt slighted, and they changed the opening theme! Ha ha ha!
2. Just not quite ready for it I guess. You should know, summer in the deep south is something most people could do without! Ha ha ha!
4. Thankfully, I never have the misfortune of seeing it personally. But, just like I have never had the misfortune of seeing Susan Boyle get undressed...I know it happens.
9. True, and one would tend to spend more time around people you care about too.
10. I'll probably head over to New Orleans. Debating whether to go for the whole weekend and Lundi Gras and Mardi Gras day or just Monday and Tuesday.
11. Yep, they were Sunday night. Nary a shocker in any of the major categories. "The King's Speech" won for Best Picture.
And, without further ado, in conclusion....Here are my jokes from Friday for anyone who missed them:
And now some more jokes:
Q: There are 2 lesbians and 2 gay guys racing to Los Angeles. Who wins?
A: The lesbians because they get there lickety split, while the gay guys are still back home packing their ****.
Q: Why did Mexico consider eliminating their Olympic team?
A: Because all of the ones that can run, jump, or swim have already made it across the border.
A guy accidentally puts his car into reverse and backs into a guard rail. So he asks his blonde girlfriend to jump out and tell him if the blinkers are still working.
The blonde walks around to the back of the car and says… “Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no…”
Q: Did you hear Dumb Donald got ****** from e-harmony?
A: Apparently for the question "what do you like in a woman" .. "my dick" was the wrong answer!
-Joking Jon
Keep an eye out in your PMs for the "Phantom 3"!
I hope everyone has a reasonably decent week! I always believe in setting the bar at a manageable level! Ha ha ha!
jitna
Eternally hoping to lick Briana
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread
it was kind of a dick move to say "and the rest" for two people. as if there were 30 people they didnt have the time to list. no just two more. three extra syllables. though how mary anne got on a boat that a rich couple and a movie star wanted to be on ill never know
it was kind of a dick move to say "and the rest" for two people. as if there were 30 people they didnt have the time to list. no just two more. three extra syllables. though how mary anne got on a boat that a rich couple and a movie star wanted to be on ill never know
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread
Why you little whippersnapper!!! I'm gonna get you yet!!! SQUABBLE SQUABBLE!!! :cussing: Ha ha ha!
Or why the Howell's found it necessary to bring enough stuff to last 6 months on a "3 hour tour"! Not to mention the professor's ability to make a radio out of coconuts...yet his inability to patch a hole in a boat! Ha ha ha! SQUABBLE SQUABBLE!!! :cussing:
jitna
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Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread
i think in the early episodes, the professor worked on making nails to fix the boat, i forget what happened next but my guess would be Gilligan did something stupid. still, youd think he could have done something to get them off that damn island. i mean, the people in Lost built a raft in their first month or so and wouldve gotten away if it hadnt been for the "others" blowing up their ship (plus other spoilerish stuff). my guess, the Professor didnt want to leave the island. I mean, hello, two hot women and his only competition is a fat guy, an old guy, and clutsy mcgee.
i think in the early episodes, the professor worked on making nails to fix the boat, i forget what happened next but my guess would be Gilligan did something stupid. still, youd think he could have done something to get them off that damn island. i mean, the people in Lost built a raft in their first month or so and wouldve gotten away if it hadnt been for the "others" blowing up their ship (plus other spoilerish stuff). my guess, the Professor didnt want to leave the island. I mean, hello, two hot women and his only competition is a fat guy, an old guy, and clutsy mcgee.
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread
I have done my part on his thread, but I wanted to do it proper here too.
Jon your an assh*le...I mean Congrats. Whore.
:hatsoff:
I have done my part on his thread, but I wanted to do it proper here too.
Jon your an assh*le...I mean Congrats. Whore.
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Thanks, for what, you must know.
Another thing; except Nikki Nova or any other OCSMs or ACOs, image can not be posted on this thread, in that matter in any thread. Type written jokes are good for reading.
On a parting note: if you have any question regarding moderation, please put it here, in this thread, Premium Link Upgrade and any one of us will be happy to get back on that.
Thanks, for what, you must know.
Another thing; except Nikki Nova or any other OCSMs or ACOs, image can not be posted on this thread, in that matter in any thread. Type written jokes are good for reading.
On a parting note: if you have any question regarding moderation, please put it here, in this thread, Premium Link Upgrade and any one of us will be happy to get back on that.
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NikkiNova
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Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread
My intention was to be working all weekend but I got an unexpected bomb dropped on me that was pretty big and I have been just trying to make my way through it ever since. I may be quiet for a bit guys. It's a rocky time for me and quite frankly it's gonna be a rocky time for me over the next couple of months. Of course I will be active during that time but there may be a few days here and a few days there where I'm not. As ar as what happened this past week with jbs173_1972's jokes being removed that really bums me out. Again however it is NOT Bad joke FRIDAY so please stop using that term guys!!!!! I have expressed NUMEROUS times that I do NOT want a bad joke "friday". I DO however love jokes. I want jokes. I welcome jokes but I would like anyone who ever has a joke to share to share them any time they feel like it. Try not to make em suck though. haha. Moderators are you seeing this? Do you hear me saying this? It has been said MANY times throughout my thread starting from the very beginning. My thread is a place to escape the bullshit of everyday life and it is also to be representative of me. That's the whole fucking point of it. That's why it's called the offfcial NIKKI NOVA thread. I like politically incorrect and offensive jokes. They're FUNNY. Check out the very first comedian I posted here in my thread. Lighten up. No one here is racist or sexist or whatever. They're JOKES. Am I supposed to be offended by Italian jokes because I am part Italian? I'm NOT. What about white people jokes? Nope not offended. **** jokes because I am also part german? haha. REDICULOUS! Native American jokes ? Boob jokes? female jokes? I mean come on guys! Where would the censorship end at something possibly being offensive? I would think of aall places a PORN site would get that part. It's JOKES. There are also a LOT of other discussions on here. Everything from politics to religion to music and yes porn but no porn is not the ONLY thing there is for us to talk about. That being said I have worked in the adult industry for 15 years and yet no one really knows me because i keep to myself and don't really get too involved in the social aspect of this industry. Why? well because quite frankly I am not exactly the norm in this industry and don't relate to most people in it on the tealent end of the spectrum at least. My interests are much different than theirs. My goals are much different etc and so on. I do not attend conventions because of some stalker issues that have been more than extreme over the years. THIS is the only way for people who have followed me over the years to get to know me. Well this thread and my website and reading my blog etc. For people to get to know me that of course includes them asking questions and me answering them. It also means I get to be me and express myself and that includes a joke from time to time or a music post or whatever else is reflective of me. You know? I didn't see the jokes that were removed but as far as it being "Off topic" Um no.....again jokes never are off topic in my thread. Whatever moderator removed them and gave that as reason should read the beginning fo my thread. Now if there was some OTHER reason that wasn't stated then by all means let us know what the REAL reason was. That would be helpful.
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My intention was to be working all weekend but I got an unexpected bomb dropped on me that was pretty big and I have been just trying to make my way through it ever since. I may be quiet for a bit guys. It's a rocky time for me and quite frankly it's gonna be a rocky time for me over the next couple of months. Of course I will be active during that time but there may be a few days here and a few days there where I'm not. As ar as what happened this past week with jbs173_1972's jokes being removed that really bums me out. Again however it is NOT Bad joke FRIDAY so please stop using that term guys!!!!! I have expressed NUMEROUS times that I do NOT want a bad joke "friday". I DO however love jokes. I want jokes. I welcome jokes but I would like anyone who ever has a joke to share to share them any time they feel like it. Try not to make em suck though. haha. Moderators are you seeing this? Do you hear me saying this? It has been said MANY times throughout my thread starting from the very beginning. My thread is a place to escape the bullshit of everyday life and it is also to be representative of me. That's the whole fucking point of it. That's why it's called the offfcial NIKKI NOVA thread. I like politically incorrect and offensive jokes. They're FUNNY. Check out the very first comedian I posted here in my thread. Lighten up. No one here is racist or sexist or whatever. They're JOKES. Am I supposed to be offended by Italian jokes because I am part Italian? I'm NOT. What about white people jokes? Nope not offended. **** jokes because I am also part german? haha. REDICULOUS! Native American jokes ? Boob jokes? female jokes? I mean come on guys! Where would the censorship end at something possibly being offensive? I would think of aall places a PORN site would get that part. It's JOKES. There are also a LOT of other discussions on here. Everything from politics to religion to music and yes porn but no porn is not the ONLY thing there is for us to talk about. That being said I have worked in the adult industry for 15 years and yet no one really knows me because i keep to myself and don't really get too involved in the social aspect of this industry. Why? well because quite frankly I am not exactly the norm in this industry and don't relate to most people in it on the tealent end of the spectrum at least. My interests are much different than theirs. My goals are much different etc and so on. I do not attend conventions because of some stalker issues that have been more than extreme over the years. THIS is the only way for people who have followed me over the years to get to know me. Well this thread and my website and reading my blog etc. For people to get to know me that of course includes them asking questions and me answering them. It also means I get to be me and express myself and that includes a joke from time to time or a music post or whatever else is reflective of me. You know? I didn't see the jokes that were removed but as far as it being "Off topic" Um no.....again jokes never are off topic in my thread. Whatever moderator removed them and gave that as reason should read the beginning fo my thread. Now if there was some OTHER reason that wasn't stated then by all means let us know what the REAL reason was. That would be helpful.
xoxoxox
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Hope youre having a great weekend tooYou been up to alot so far?
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I don't do movies. I definitely don't do hardcore ones but I have done a few "B" movies. I did a few when I was starting out and then I did a series called "Busty Cops" but only as a favor to a friend that was co-producing them. I have no interest in doing any kind of movies. Not my thing. I do my site and do constant picture sets, lice cams shows and chats and videos for that but I am smart enough now to keep everything "Nikki Nova" exclusive to Premium Link Upgrade I have learned my lesson over the years. I used to shoot for almost anyone hiring me for a paycheck as long as it was softcore. We get paid for the one day. They sell the content over and over and over and it ends up all over the net and on tons of other sites that just end up competeing with my own. Like I said...I've learned my lesson. No plans to do any movies. I'm focussed on my writing and maintianing my website these days. Glad to have you in my thread. Welcome and please stick around. The more the merrier!
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I don't do movies. I definitely don't do hardcore ones but I have done a few "B" movies. I did a few when I was starting out and then I did a series called "Busty Cops" but only as a favor to a friend that was co-producing them. I have no interest in doing any kind of movies. Not my thing. I do my site and do constant picture sets, lice cams shows and chats and videos for that but I am smart enough now to keep everything "Nikki Nova" exclusive to Premium Link Upgrade I have learned my lesson over the years. I used to shoot for almost anyone hiring me for a paycheck as long as it was softcore. We get paid for the one day. They sell the content over and over and over and it ends up all over the net and on tons of other sites that just end up competeing with my own. Like I said...I've learned my lesson. No plans to do any movies. I'm focussed on my writing and maintianing my website these days. Glad to have you in my thread. Welcome and please stick around. The more the merrier!
xoxoxo
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