Nikki Nova

[Jon S.]

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Could someone tell me how the Hell Nikki only has about 7,800 Twitter followers.....yet she ACTUALLY tweets interesting things (as opposed to the inane &/or self-promotional drivel that is all too common on Twitter), yet Lady Gaga has nearly 7.8 million followers (100x as many)!

I was going to say something like.....No accounting for taste.....they don't know what they are missing.....or something like that! Then, out of curiosity, I went and read some of Gaga's Tweets.....running the risk of causing permanent brain damage......then I found out that Gaga (or her people) actually weren't Tweeting bizarre drivel like I was expecting! Now I am just totally confused all to Hell!!!!

Don't worry......I didn't decide to follow Gaga....I still didn't want to risk it!

 

[who???]

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Be careful, jbs, you can lose IQ points doing that!

 

[jitna]

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Could someone tell me how the Hell Nikki only has about 7,800 Twitter followers.....yet she ACTUALLY tweets interesting things (as opposed to the inane &/or self-promotional drivel that is all too common on Twitter), yet Lady Gaga has nearly 7.8 million followers (100x as many)!

I was going to say something like.....No accounting for taste.....they don't know what they are missing.....or something like that! Then, out of curiosity, I went and read some of Gaga's Tweets.....running the risk of causing permanent brain damage......then I found out that Gaga (or her people) actually weren't Tweeting bizarre drivel like I was expecting! Now I am just totally confused all to Hell!!!!

Don't worry......I didn't decide to follow Gaga....I still didn't want to risk it!

probably because you have to receive permission to be a follower on Nikki's twitter. she only lets the people she wants follow her. shes exclusive.

I never said I WASN'T a Dracula too......you never asked....ha ha ha!

We prefer to be called Wereula Americans! However, Dracwolf Americans is also acceptable!

im pretty sure a wereula would be someone who turns into a dracula during the full moon

Not that I'm superstitious or anything, but this post is to move this thread off of 666 replies! Ha ha ha!

Note, in the posts count.....it counts Nikki's original post....but in the replies count....we were at 666 before

and if it makes you feel any better its believed that the real number of the ***** is actually 616 and we past that a while ago.

 

[who???]

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Oh No! Does that mean we are all going to hell tonight or two nights ago?

 

[Jon S.]

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Actually I am a Dracula all of the time.......BTW I've been eyeing a certain neck for a few months now.....cough! cough!........Nikki Nova's........cough! cough!

I only become a werewolf during a full moon! Speaking of which......I just got home from another leisurely night of piña coladas & beef chow mein!

Nighty night kiddies!!!!!

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!

 

[Jon S.]

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Good morning kiddies!!!


I forgot to mention that the technical term for what I am is a Werepire! I can turn people into either one.....depending on my mood.....and whether or not there is a full moon of course! However, one night, when it was actually only a half moon.......my body got confused.....and I had to go through the night half-Dracula, half-werewolf (from the waist down)!



On an unrelated note.........good luck at the Doctor's today Nikki! As much as I (and the gang) will miss your gauze and glove(s)......I hope he/she can get to the bottom of whatever it is that is causing your rash & itch......and it is treated both quickly & successfully!

I hope everyone has a super wonderful day!


ps. Taco Bell Nikki??? Taco Bell? For shame!!! For shame!!! Shame shame, everybody knows your name! Ha ha ha! Next time the Bell tries to ***** tacos down your throat and throat **** you again.....turn around and run!!! Ha ha ha! Don't feel bad though....the Bell used to be a semi-weakness for me too! Like I said before....it could have been worse.....it could have been McDonald's! God knows there isn't anything worse than being throat ***** with "chicken" McNuggets by Ronald McDonald! Ha ha ha!

 

[Jon S.]

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Great news guys......I am in talks with Oliver Stone to direct "Return of the Glove"!!! He seems genuinely excited about getting the opportunity to work with Nikki's right hand and glove!!! He said he has been a big fan of the glove since the day Nikki bought it!!! Just trying to hammer out the details! Looks like it's a go.....20th Century Fox & Universal are fighting over the rights....big bidding war!!! In short.....everything looks like it's a go!!!

 

[jitna]

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Good morning kiddies!!!


I forgot to mention that the technical term for what I am is a Werepire! I can turn people into either one.....depending on my mood.....and whether or not there is a full moon of course! However, one night, when it was actually only a half moon.......my body got confused.....and I had to go through the night half-Dracula, half-werewolf (from the waist down)!

that sounded like an episode of Axe Cop. if you havent read it, its a webcomic written by a 6 year old and is awesome.

ps. Taco Bell Nikki??? Taco Bell? For shame!!! For shame!!! Shame shame, everybody knows your name! Ha ha ha! Next time the Bell tries to ***** tacos down your throat and throat **** you again.....turn around and run!!! Ha ha ha! Don't feel bad though....the Bell used to be a semi-weakness for me too! Like I said before....it could have been worse.....it could have been McDonald's! God knows there isn't anything worse than being throat ***** with "chicken" McNuggets by Ronald McDonald! Ha ha ha!

i dont think the throat is the correct orifice you should be worrying. after taco bell i believe its the other end thatll be under siege

Oh No! Does that mean we are all going to hell tonight or two nights ago?

yes

 

[Mariahxxx]

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beautiful and smart and sexy....very dangerous combination seeing your naked photos always puts a smile on my face :drool1:

 

[jitna]

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beautiful and smart and sexy....very dangerous combination seeing your naked photos always puts a smile on my face :drool1:

im fairly certain Nikki can say the same about you. though for me personally, id have to replace the phrase "smile on my face" with one directed at a lower body part

 

[who???]

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I would imagine Nikki and Mariah get pointed at a lot ...with lower body parts.
I know I have. :drool1::drool1:

 

[Jon S.]

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beautiful and smart and sexy....very dangerous combination seeing your naked photos always puts a smile on my face :drool1:

I must wholeheartedly agree!:thumbsup: I must say Mariah has impeccable taste!

Nikki is one of a kind! She is a perfect combination of brains & beauty (inside & out)! I would only say that seeing any picture of Nikki brings a smile to my face........nudity not required! She is definitely GENUINELY one of a kind! She is indubitably one of the coolest & greatest rays of sunshine that has ever graced the universe! It's comforting to know that.....when it looks like everything is going to Hell on a handrail......that someone as special as Nikki still exists in the world!


Now my only question is: 1. Did Mariah read back over any of the more recent pages of posts on this thread, and 2. If she did........did she ask herself "what the fuck is going on in here"! Ha ha ha!

And yeah.....you're not bad yourself either Mariah!

 

[Dazza MXM]

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Hope your Dr can diagnose whats going on with your hand Nikki....though the gloved hand is very sexy xoxo

 

[Jon S.]

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Since it is officially Friday where I am, I thought I'd pop in and kick off Bad Joke Friday!

Q: What caused all of the false reports of snow in Los Angeles & Las Vegas?

A: Charlie Sheen sneezed!



Q: When is your car a communist?

A: When it's stallin'!



Q: Why won't there be any flights in and out of the New York City area Sunday night?

A: Because their Jets will be "grounded" in Pittsburgh!



Q: What is Charlie Sheen's favorite pick-up line?

A: Do you take American Express?


Q: How are prisons and candy store trash cans alike?

A: They are usually full of (w)rappers!


Q: What don't anti-Semites *****?

A: Juice!




Q: Why did Dumb Donald tear off his own arm and leg at a Vegas Craps table?

A: Because someone told him to "roll the bones"!



Q: How can you tell there is an orgy in progress at the Vatican?


A: By all of the Big Wheels parked behind the Sistine Chapel!


Well, that should be enough to kick things off! I hope everyone has a wonderful Friday!



Nighty night & good morning kiddies!

 

[Jon S.]

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Before I leave for the night & head to bed......I want to tell Nikki that I hope everything went well at the Doctor's Thursday & that they were successfully able to get to the bottom of it &/or treat it! Like I said before, I've had poison really bad before, & I know 1st hand just how miserable things like that can be!

Now, in closing, I considered stealing a page from Ricky Gervais by saying that I would like to thank God for making me an atheist........however, given that I really consider myself more an agnostic (who leans toward believing.....especially when things get tough), I will sign off for the night by saying this:

I would like to thank Nikki for allowing her star to shine brightly! It's refreshing to know that we do atleast have that bright little ray of sunshine that is you to shine it's light on an otherwise dark and dreary universe! I for one hope you never change!!!

And I mean that in all sincerity! In a world that seems to be full of phonies and suck-ups.....take my word for it when I say that I have never been big on giving &/or receiving compliments & my standards for giving them are QUITE high! So, when I do give one......I REALLY MEAN IT!


ps. Sorry for the spacing between my jokes! I'm doing this in bed via my iPhone! I didn't realize just how dreadful my spacing really was until it was too late! I think I need to get an iPad!

 

[Jon S.]

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Here is another bad joke for Bad Joke Friday:


Q: In the vegetable zodiac, what time is it?

A: It's the Dawning of the Age of Asparagus!

 

[metalgrounds]

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A bad Joke... Only on Spanish but I will try to Translate but dont know if it makes the same:

In Spanish:
viene un Gringo en Navidad de paseo a Costa Rica, al volver a USA sus amigos hispanos la preguntan ¿te gustaron los tamales? y el dice si pero la lechuga estaba muy dura!!!!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

In English:
A Gringo comes on Xmass to Costa Rica, when he gets back to USA his Hispanic friends ask him if he likes the Tamales, he sais: yes but the Lettuce was to hard!!!!

:dunno: :nanner:

 

[Jon S.]

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Good Morning Starshine,

Hope everyone is having a wonderful week & I wish everyone a great weekend.....topped off by a Steelers victory of course!

Metal, thanks for the contribution to Bad Joke Friday! A little something was probably lost in translation......but it is still early & my brain isn't fully awake yet!:1orglaugh I'm sure I fully get it once my brain wakes up too! If my Spanish weren't so rusty, I would have probably gotten it by now!

Keep the bad jokes coming guys!

Remember, the full roll out of Mindless Musing Mondays is coming up this Monday, so try to come up with a few to share &/or just stop by and comment on some posted by me and/or others! I've been writing them down as they come to me, and I probably have enough to last a month already! You've been warned!:1orglaugh

For those who don't know what a musing is, think Andy Rooney on 60 Minutes! It's basically just a any little thought that pops into your head.....usually topical!

 

[larss]

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What's red and not there?
























No tomatoes

 

[Kobra]

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hows ur hand beautiful?