Jon S.

Banned
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

On the topic of shingles......I could swear my ****** told me my grandmother (her late ******) used to get shingles. I asked her about it.....and she didn't have a clue what I was talking about with regard to my grandmother getting them. Like I said....she did survive 2 strokes.....but she is usually still pretty sharp....so maybe I am crazy....but I still could have sworn.....ha ha ha! So, sadly I can not add anything direct to the conversation. I'm still leaning toward poison.....but as I haven't seen it....coupled with the fact that I'm not a doctor.....take that as an educated GUESS.....AND with a grain of salt!

For all of my fellow football fans out there.....I see my favorite troll (jim555) is busy at work! First he "graciously" gives me negative rep for a respectful post saying how happy I was that the Steelers won on Saturday........then he keeps on posting anti-Steelers posts (likely to see if I'll bite)! Jitna....you may have seen him pop into our conversation about the Steelers and Eagles yesterday....but we ignored him, and he went away! First, I thought......a Ravens fan.....now I'm leaning toward miserable troll! It could just be Karma coming my way.....though it took a long time....ha ha ha! I have a dark confession.......when I was in school.....I was in the proverbial "in crowd"! To score points......I picked on more than my share of **** in my day! As I grew older.....I figured out that it was the reaction (though oddly I never got anything out of.....and actually felt bad if I made someone cry from picking on them) that drove me.....along with brownie points from my peers! I figured the best way to defeat me, and people like me, was to ignore them! I saw another anti-Steelers post by the troll again....was tempted to give him some negative rep......I mean....we get it....you don't like the Steelers! But then I remembered....don't feed the trolls!!!! Why does being an ADULT have to be so hard?!?! Ha ha ha!

For the record.......I do feel bad for picking on people when I was younger...... Though, I still do not feel there is any EXCUSE for being fat.......and that is even after I gained a few unwanted pounds (Karma rears its head again!)!!! Though, I am atleast losing weight & NEVER became morbidly obese (though after a heart ****** @38.....I can't afford ANY extra weight)!!! And I'm doing it sensibly....through lifestyle change & diet....so it stays off!!!

Speaking about that.....and giving a glimpse into my complex & sometimes "twisted" mind (ha ha ha).....am I the only one who wonders how in God's name the incredibly morbid obese get that way......much less how they manage to wipe their butts (let alone find a toilet that can support all of that weight)!
 

Jon S.

Banned
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

As I was doing the dishes this evening, I came up with another regular feature for Nikki's Official Thread (to go along with "Bad Joke Friday")! Yes, I do women's work such as doing the dishes and cooking! JUST KIDDING about the "women's work" comment Nikki....ha ha ha! But seriously, I do love to cook......can't exactly say the same about doing dishes though (even with a dishwasher!)! But, ya gotta do what ya gotta do! Ha ha ha!

To kick off each week.....I'm calling the feature: "Mindless Musing Mondays"! Feel free to respond to my musings, or better come up with some of your own! I'll try to come up with 5-10 every Monday! Here are a few to kick it off:

1. I just realized that I can't use one of my favorite sayings: "Is the Pope Polish?" anymore! "Is the Pope German?" just doesn't have the same ring to it!

2. Does Nikki Nova's idea of Hell come complete with a 24-7, all Lady Gaga & Justin Bieber all the time, radio station?

3. Am I the only one who considers him/herself spiritual......but not all that fond of organized religion? To be honest......from what I've seen of it......Zen Buddhism is the most attractive organized religion to me......but like I said.....not exactly fond of organized religion....yet fairly spiritual!

4. Am I the only one who does not like one thing about Nikki Nova? There are SO MANY things to like........how could anyone like just one thing?!?!?!

5. Considering the fact that Bally's Total Fitness is seemingly filing for bankruptcy every time I turn around........Why do they require two year memberships for new members?

6. Who will be the 1st in line for tickets for the new Justin Bieber movie......Nikki.....JBS......or someone else from this thread?

7. Is this weird........I actually pop into FreeOnes daily.....the boards really....simply to socialize (mainly with people I met through the contest)......INSTEAD of to look at porn?!?!?! Ha ha ha

8. Is this un-American or what? Football fans should know what I am talking about.......but, I just found out that even my "Official Terrible Towel" (Steelers rally towel) was made in China!!!!

9. In the interest of the MLK Holiday......why does it seem that the same people who say that "they" should get over slavery......are the same people who haven't gotten over the FACT that "they" LOST the Civil War?

10. Also, considering that it is MLK Day, why did they decide to have a day to honor A MAN, when it was really A MOVEMENT (that is really bigger than any one man)? As good an orator as MLK was, and as much as he was a big and powerful person as he was in the movement.........it was just that......A MOVEMENT! Furthermore, MLK was certainly not the only one who lost their lives for the greater cause! Am I the only one who believes they should have a National Civil Rights Day......or National Civil Rights Memorial Day that coincides with MLK's Birthday......and that would be a BETTER way of honoring his memory.....while honoring the momories of all those who fought the good fight?!?!?

11. Finally, Black History Month is February, which happens to be the shortest month of the year. Intentional oversight......or purely coincidental?

Well that is enough for tonight! Usually, I will keep it to 5-10 musings on Mondays.....ha ha ha! You'll love it.....ha ha ha! Gotta get to bed and get some *****! I need to take my ****** to the eye doctors Tuesday afternoon! So nighty night kiddies!!! ZZZZZZZZ

ps. Nikki, just finally received an e-mail from Amazon, & they FINALLY shipped "the book"! You should know what I mean! Ha ha ha! Took them about a month....but it's finally on it's way!
 

jitna

Eternally hoping to lick Briana
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

in response:

1. you could always try "was the pope a ****?" maybe that has the right zing
2. radio stations? boy hells outdated. the movies are on betamax. you have to get porn from magazines.
3. sounds like every *** i met in college
4. right now i like just about everything about her. is everything one thing?
5. to get money
6. biebers in a movie? dear god why?
7. yes. very much.
8. no. its absolutely american. foreigners should absolutely make our stuff, thats what theyre there for
9. "they" want people to get over slavery because "they" lost the war. ive got to say i never realized people gave a **** about the civil war until i came down south. it was a 150 years ago, i might as well be pissed about the spanish inquisition. but, damn, there are still some bitter people about the civil war
10. because if it was the civil rights day no one would give a ****. itd be like earth day or labor day. you need something sexy to sell to the ****. the reverend doctor martin luther king is very sexy, commercially speaking
11. at least they get a month.
 

NikkiNova

Official Checked Star Member
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

hahahahaha. You guys are fucking hilarious! Believe me guys..it's better to see the gloves than what's underneath of it. haha. Eventually my hand will be naked again but for now....just call me your "glover" hahahaha. This pic is a wee bit more revealing. Ooooh sexy huh? hahahaha
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Nikki: In light of the fact that you have moved on to gloves......Here are two new project ideas:

1. Glove model for the upcoming J.C. Penney's Catalog.

2. An "Art House" movie......working title: "Return of the Woman With One Blue Glove"!

Work with me here. I went with "Return" in the title so people will think they missed the 1st one & will of course want to catch the "sequel"!

Now, the entire movie is a week in the life of your gloved hand! It is filmed from your perspective......and the only part of you the viewer gets to see is your gloved hand & what it does! Sounds like an instant classic!!! Get back to me! Ha ha ha!

wicked look there Nikki in the photo with your friend....... that sure is a sexy glove your wearing....sort of!

like Bill Cosby's Leonard Part 6

a movie starring Nikki Nova and all you see is her hand? gloved hand at that??? youve got to at least show the other hand.

Just show the other hand at the end like a big reveal at the climatic end and make them wait.

Brilliant!

I came up with a new title for the film: "Return of the Glove"! Same premise.....it's shot from Nikki's vantage point......and shows a week in the life of her right gloved hand & everything it does.....the only part of Nikki that is visable would still be just her gloved right hand (and possibly a little of the lower part of her right arm)!

As for the left hand......in the interest of keeping the audience wanting more....at the end of the film.....the camera begins to pan to the left hand.....as if you will get to see something else.....then the screen goes black......THE END! In the interest of keeping the audience wanting more.......we save the left hand for the REAL sequel....."The Other Hand"!!!!

As far as Leonard Part 6......the title of the first film uses the same gimmick....only, given the theme of this film.....certainly "Return of the Glove" will be FAR more entertaining!!! Ha ha ha!

To keep the mystery.......there will only be two credits: The Glove as......The Glove & The Hand as.....The Hand! Shortly after the release........we'll start leaking it to the press whose hand it is.....we'll leak Nikki Nova & some red herrings to keep them guessing!!! Then we can do a contest for charity (following the sequel), where people can enter to win the gloves by guessing whose hands were actually in them! Something like $5 a ticket......all proceeds going to charity.....all correct entries go in to a random drawing for the gloves!
 

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It is like a slow hand strip. And yeah that can be kinda sexy, considering we know who that hand is attached to.
And Glover will do for now. Could we leave the G off later? :D
 

NikkiNova

Official Checked Star Member
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

Allen
yes I have since ruled out shingles after speaking with my Doc. I can get in to see him until Thursday morning but he basically said since it's itchy only and not painful he really belives it's some kind of serious allergic reaction to something I came into contact with ,possibly while traveling. I haven't changed soaps but of course was using a different soap when at my friends house but then why only on my raoght hand is it like this? Also..it's definitely not ringworm but yes some kind of wierd rash like your friend got. A lot of times when Dr's don;t know they just call it some type p=of exzema or allergic reaction. Either way he (my Doc) calle dme in a precription for oral steroids that I can't start until tomorrow morning but that is usually what is prescribed in 9 out of 10 of the possibilities. I'm at a loss. No cluebut lucky me...as of about 10 minutes ago my elbow on the same arm/hand started itching. AWESOME! hahaha. This pic sums up my attitude towards my rash at this point.
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shingles can affect even us youngun's, but there's usually pain associated. It's from having chicken pox... the virus goes dormant in the sympathetic nerve ganglia along the sides of the spine, and when you're stressed or compromised nutritionally or immune status wise, is jumps out and causes pain and a blistering rash... it's dermatomal... since it's in a specific nerve ganglia, the distribution of that nerve is affected... for the c spine that'd be (on the hand) thumb and index, or index through ring, or pinky and inside wrist...

omg i can't believe i just regurgitated that! could be ringworm, which isn't always a ring, and can spread, and is common in sites like airports. staph would usually have a red streak progressing centrally up your arm.

and contact dermatitis (poison ivy) can look very similar... since the oils can be transmitted and spread the irritation, it often has 'skips' rather than spreading directly.

and the treatments? hrmm... sorry, i look at pictures al day, not skin. the old adage was if it's dry wet it, if it's wet, dry it.

In any case, i hope there's NOT pain, and that it resolves quickly. I have a coworker who got a henna tattoo in cabo and came back with not the 'tattoo' but a contact dermatitis rash in the same pattern that lasted for several weeks.

if you haven't changed soaps/ detergents, or started a new med recently, i don't have a good suggestion otherwise.

Pax,
RA
 

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NikkiNova

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Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

not a bad idea. I am unfortunately just seeing this on Tuesday however o I will have to wait 6 days.
That's super news about the book. Trust me you will see why I truly believe it should be required reading for every human being. It's a lot of science esp. in the first 2/3 of it and then the last 30% you will see it all come together as well as WHY you HAVE to connect the dots in that order. You really have to read the entire thing or you just won't get the impact of it.
Nikki Nova
Follow me on twitter http://twitter.com/nikki_nova
my site www.nikkinova.com
my blog http://clubnikkinova.com/blog/
official thread http://board.freeones.com/showthread...=1#post5167604

As I was doing the dishes this evening, I came up with another regular feature for Nikki's Official Thread (to go along with "Bad Joke Friday")! Yes, I do women's work such as doing the dishes and cooking! JUST KIDDING about the "women's work" comment Nikki....ha ha ha! But seriously, I do love to cook......can't exactly say the same about doing dishes though (even with a dishwasher!)! But, ya gotta do what ya gotta do! Ha ha ha!

To kick off each week.....I'm calling the feature: "Mindless Musing Mondays"! Feel free to respond to my musings, or better come up with some of your own! I'll try to come up with 5-10 every Monday! Here are a few to kick it off:

1. I just realized that I can't use one of my favorite sayings: "Is the Pope Polish?" anymore! "Is the Pope German?" just doesn't have the same ring to it!

2. Does Nikki Nova's idea of Hell come complete with a 24-7, all Lady Gaga & Justin Bieber all the time, radio station?

3. Am I the only one who considers him/herself spiritual......but not all that fond of organized religion? To be honest......from what I've seen of it......Zen Buddhism is the most attractive organized religion to me......but like I said.....not exactly fond of organized religion....yet fairly spiritual!

4. Am I the only one who does not like one thing about Nikki Nova? There are SO MANY things to like........how could anyone like just one thing?!?!?!

5. Considering the fact that Bally's Total Fitness is seemingly filing for bankruptcy every time I turn around........Why do they require two year memberships for new members?

6. Who will be the 1st in line for tickets for the new Justin Bieber movie......Nikki.....JBS......or someone else from this thread?

7. Is this weird........I actually pop into FreeOnes daily.....the boards really....simply to socialize (mainly with people I met through the contest)......INSTEAD of to look at porn?!?!?! Ha ha ha

8. Is this un-American or what? Football fans should know what I am talking about.......but, I just found out that even my "Official Terrible Towel" (Steelers rally towel) was made in China!!!!

9. In the interest of the MLK Holiday......why does it seem that the same people who say that "they" should get over slavery......are the same people who haven't gotten over the FACT that "they" LOST the Civil War?

10. Also, considering that it is MLK Day, why did they decide to have a day to honor A MAN, when it was really A MOVEMENT (that is really bigger than any one man)? As good an orator as MLK was, and as much as he was a big and powerful person as he was in the movement.........it was just that......A MOVEMENT! Furthermore, MLK was certainly not the only one who lost their lives for the greater cause! Am I the only one who believes they should have a National Civil Rights Day......or National Civil Rights Memorial Day that coincides with MLK's Birthday......and that would be a BETTER way of honoring his memory.....while honoring the momories of all those who fought the good fight?!?!?

11. Finally, Black History Month is February, which happens to be the shortest month of the year. Intentional oversight......or purely coincidental?

Well that is enough for tonight! Usually, I will keep it to 5-10 musings on Mondays.....ha ha ha! You'll love it.....ha ha ha! Gotta get to bed and get some *****! I need to take my ****** to the eye doctors Tuesday afternoon! So nighty night kiddies!!! ZZZZZZZZ

ps. Nikki, just finally received an e-mail from Amazon, & they FINALLY shipped "the book"! You should know what I mean! Ha ha ha! Took them about a month....but it's finally on it's way!
 

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NikkiNova

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you guys are hilarious! hahahahaha..
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It is like a slow hand strip. And yeah that can be kinda sexy, considering we know who that hand is attached to.
And Glover will do for now. Could we leave the G off later? :D

but still no wrist?
 

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NikkiNova

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Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

jitna
hahahah
I think I love u a little for some of your remarks. haha
Nikki Nova

in response:

1. you could always try "was the pope a ****?" maybe that has the right zing
2. radio stations? boy hells outdated. the movies are on betamax. you have to get porn from magazines.
3. sounds like every *** i met in college
4. right now i like just about everything about her. is everything one thing?
5. to get money
6. biebers in a movie? dear god why?
7. yes. very much.
8. no. its absolutely american. foreigners should absolutely make our stuff, thats what theyre there for
9. "they" want people to get over slavery because "they" lost the war. ive got to say i never realized people gave a **** about the civil war until i came down south. it was a 150 years ago, i might as well be pissed about the spanish inquisition. but, damn, there are still some bitter people about the civil war
10. because if it was the civil rights day no one would give a ****. itd be like earth day or labor day. you need something sexy to sell to the ****. the reverend doctor martin luther king is very sexy, commercially speaking
11. at least they get a month.
 

jitna

Eternally hoping to lick Briana
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

ill take "little". ill take "tiny". ill take "eensy-weensy". ill take "itsy bitsy".

im more focused on getting rid of the "i think"
 

jitna

Eternally hoping to lick Briana
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

id be happy taking the inch

that doesnt sound right...

but from nikki...well, we'll talk about it
 
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