Jon S.

Banned
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

Just popping in to say hello and good night to everyone! Good job in running with my musings jitna......good job! My brain is always bandying musings around.....I'm going to have to write them down when I think of a good one or two for Mondays! Sorry that I didn't come up with the idea until there was only about 1 hour left on Monday! I figured I could kick it off......and we can all run with it next Monday!

Anyway, following my heart ******, I have had good days, okay days, and bad days. For some reason today (Tuesday) was a bad day. First, I woke up and felt tired and run down all day. Second, I had to take my ****** to the eye doctors & to pick up some RXs. Of course I took her out to eat too & to run a few other errands......being the good *** that I am.....she had two....one of us has to turn out good! She did a lot for me growing up.....it's the least I can do for her now......especially since I have all of this free time. Seriously though, I probably have more free time now than I have had since I was a ***! But anyway, as the day progressed, my back started hurting really bad, I started getting tension/pressure in my chest & head. It was more like I was just sick.....but I'm more aware of every little thing anymore. I know angina is common in people who have had heart attacks.....so who knows. When I took my ****** to the eye doctor, I was across from a hospital & I almost stopped in......but the nausea never got too bad & everything kinda cleared up.....aside from being tired and run down anyway!

I probably would have stopped in at the hospital if not for the fact that I FINALLY have my follow up appointment with my cardiologist (the one who treated me for the 1st time when I was in the hospital in October) next Wednesday (1/26). When I was in the hospital.....one of the nurses said that the doctor would probably give me an RX for Nitroglycerin Tablets likely for events such as this. However, I never was issued an RX for it when I was released. So, who knows, maybe he will put me on it come next Wednesday. With that, I would only have to take it as needed I would suppose! My ***** pressure was pretty good today though.....so who knows!?!?!?

I think, counting today (Tuesday), between taking my ****** to doctors appointments, coupled with my own, (including going in for tests), I have 8 appointments in the next 3 weeks (which works out to be about 8/15 days)!

In all seriousness.....and a little tongue in cheek......the best "anti-Viagra" I have ever come across is a heart ******.......if you want your sex drive to go down the crapper.....might I suggest a heart ******.....it works wonders! ha ha ha! Depression is another thing that is common......I have felt it on occasion following the heart ******.....but I have a natural innate sense of humor....that helps not staying that way for very long. However, it does make one a bit more reflective (understandably)....which I find myself being more than ever. I appreciate things more than I used to also! Like I have said before......one minute you are 38, and you have the rest of your life ahead of you......the next minute.....you are 38 & every day is precious.....because despite what "they" told you (me)....you don't really know how much time you really have left! ha ha ha!

How the Hell does Carlos Estevez......AKA Charlie Sheen do it? His *** (Ramon/Martin) used to live life hard & he had a heart ****** at about the same age as I did! Hell, I don't do HALF the **** Charlie does & yet here I am......it's just not fair....ha ha ha!!! I'm not wishing a heart ****** on Charlie......I'm just calling for a "do over"! What, it doesn't work that way? Well, it was worth a try! Ha ha ha!

Guess I can take some solace that mine was a "mild" one & my blockage was "*****" & I should make a complete recovery.....with only minimal heart damage (about 1/2 of 1%....or so I was told)!

But seriously.......don't have a heart ******......take my word for it....it's not all that fun really!

Sorry for the serious nature of this post......as usually my posts aren't "downers"! I'm pretty sure I am as good as I was before.....& I've had days when I was tired and run down out of the blue in the past (since October & the heart ******).....so I'll see how I feel tomorrow & later in the week! I just wanted to share my exciting day & why I hadn't been around all day to post anything......I figured I was missed....hopefully anyway.....since I appear to be the straight man in the operation.......and yes I mean that in the comedy sense......in the other sense......I would hope that I am not the ONLY straight man......ha ha ha! Sometimes I swear, if I wasn't already certifiably crazy......heart disease would drive me INSANE.....ha ha ha!

Speaking about doctors.......I hope your rash and itching subsides Nikki.....and your Doctor is able to both, get to the bottom of it & treat it successfully! "Back in the day" growing up in the country, I got poison pretty bad on a few occasions.......and I know 1st hand how miserable it, and things like it can be!


ps......Nikki....in seeing the gauze pic.....and how much skin was exposed.....I could have sworn I had a palpitation or two!

With that in mind........another project idea......a gauze fetish website!!! Now stay with me! Seemingly at least someone has every fetish imaginable......so why not gauze? Nikkisgauze.com......it's an instant money maker!!! We have pictures and videos of Nikki using gauze on her hand, arm, foot (for the foot/gauze fetish market), leg, and head! We'll have a live cam show every week where Nikki bandages herself up with gauze live and on camera! Now here is the real money maker.......we have a feature on the site where members can actually buy the gauze used on the site!!!! Can anyone say INSTANT MONEY MAKER!?!?!? I knew you could!!! We've got to conquer the gauze fetish market before someone beats us to it! ha ha ha!

Good news.....Good news.....I just checked nikkisgauze.com, and SHOCKINGLY it is STILL AVAILABLE!!!

Much love to Nikki & everyone else! Peace.......and I am outta here....for the night! Nighty night kiddies!!! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
 

Jon S.

Banned
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

I forgot to add.....if everything checks out fairly well in the next 3 weeks......I think I will hold a little contest right here EXCLUSIVELY on Nikki's Official Thread! The prize will be an Amazon.com gift certificate! The contest will be open to Nikki and everyone else! I would PREFER keeping it to Nikki and the REGULARS on the thread......as to not attract assholes and trolls to, what is otherwise a pretty damn cool and righteous thread!

Put your thinking caps on in the event that I do decide to have the contest....will probably run for a full day or two.....and I have already hinted in another post about this very contest. So, if you were paying attention in my earlier post, and I do decide to have the contest......you will already be a step ahead. Just a hint, when and if I have the contest, there are actually hints to some of the answer in other posts in other threads! Some might already be a few steps ahead! If anyone were to get the entire thing correct.....I might even throw a $50 Papa Johns e-gift code.....that is how hard it really will be to get the ENTIRE thing correct.....ha ha ha!

But yea, to celebrate a "clean bill of health," or as close as I can get anyway, I probably will go with the contest......might even give a lesser value gift certificate to anyone who can get the easiest part of the two part question correct!

The mystery grows.......and the intrigue is palatable indeed!

In closing.....I'll share some wisdom with you.....despite all of the positive press that they receive......I do not endorse and/or recommend having a heart ******......they are not all they are cracked up to be! And I didn't even have a big one! ha ha ha!


Now back to viewing some bootleg Mexican DGG porn......that's donkey, girl, girl to you laypeople! Oops......I've said too much......please ignore that last statement......I meant to say.....off to bed for me! ha ha ha!


ps.....I'm a collector of autographs of "before they were stars" autographs. I was wondering if it would be possible to get an autographed picture of your right glove Nikki? Now, I realize that you are already a big star Nikki, so I don't want yours.......I only the glove's autograph (on a picture of it of course)!



Now, in case everyone hasn't figured it out already........yes I am joking......the ps. portion of this post is a joke....ha ha ha!
 

Jon S.

Banned
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

can't be stopped

You're damn right I can't.....I am the ORIGINAL OG!!!


Oh, you meant, Nikki.......My bad!!! Yea, she's pretty good too.....I guess! ha ha ha!



Nah.......You're THE BEST Nikki!

I realize EVERYONE is one of a kind and original and all that.........it's just that you are certainly more one of a kind and original than most......and totally in the best way possible.....if that makes sense! You are REAL & not FAKE.....and that is just one of the many things that makes you SPECIAL! You only do what you are comfortable with as opposed to pandering & selling out for a quick buck (like caving and doing hardcore.....when you aren't comfortable with that)! That is definitely something that I ADMIRE......and EVERYONE else should too! Just keep being you Nikki........that's what we LOVE about ya!


Again.....much love Nikki & everyone else!!! Night Night!


I think Ron Burgundy said it best: And you stay classy.......Nikki Nova! ha ha ha!
 
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

jbs173_1972, Do you Tink that the Steelers will reach the Super Bowl? now that my Migthy Eagles are out (way out!!!!) of the way?, do you fear face: Packers or Bears?

Nikki Do You Like Football or Soccer?
 

Jon S.

Banned
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

jbs173_1972, Do you Tink that the Steelers will reach the Super Bowl? now that my Migthy Eagles are out (way out!!!!) of the way?, do you fear face: Packers or Bears?

Nikki Do You Like Football or Soccer?

I believe the Steelers SHOULD win on Sunday & that they will LIKELY face the Packers in the Super Bowl! I've been hoping to see a Steelers-Eagles, all Pennsylvania Super Bowl for 10-15 years now......but everytime there is a chance, either my Steelers blow it.....your Eagles blow it.....or they both blow it! One of these days.....it's gotta happen! I've learned long ago not to be OVERCONFIDENT.....my Steelers have left me down in the AFC Championship at home before.......but I fairly confident that we will be seeing them in Dallas playing in Super Bowl XLV (likely against the Packers)!


To touch on the soccer (or football, as it's known in the rest of the world), I actually like it (both indoor and outdoor versions)! I'm obviously a bigger American football fan.....but I've actually attended professional soccer games (indoor & outdoor) before! Then again, I LOVE hockey too.....what can I say!?!?!
 

Jon S.

Banned
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

Hey gang,

On another note.....I woke up this morning, & I felt/feel MUCH better.....actually fairly normal.....or as close to that as I can come....ha ha ha! I still believe that it was just a MAJOR bout of angina! And, as I have said before, angina is fairly normal after a heart ******! I suppose over time, it should clear up....I would hope it wouldn't be for life!

I went out for some fresh air late last night, early this morning, and I realized something.....it was a full moon last night.....then I thought to myself....."that explains so much"! Ha ha ha!


I saw a bumper sticker (more than once actually), and thought about sticking a "funny" note beside it.....but I'll save that for Friday!

Have a wonderful day Nikki......and everyone else!
 

jitna

Eternally hoping to lick Briana
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

I went out for some fresh air late last night, early this morning, and I realized something.....it was a full moon last night.....then I thought to myself....."that explains so much"! Ha ha ha!

werewolf?
 

Jon S.

Banned
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

werewolf?

You know that would explain a lot.

All I can say to that is:

1. I was walking in the rain in Soho last night & I did go to Lee Ho Fooks for a big dish of beef chow mien.

2. I got in my car & drove until I got to the Slauson Cut Off......I got out.....cut off my slauson, then I kept on driving until I got to.....

3. Trader Vic's for a piña colada nightcap!


AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
 

Jon S.

Banned
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

does that mean youre in london?

I think it does!

No......that's just where I was turned.....by a fine little Euro Tart.....namely one Miss H! I was busy stuffing her box for the fourth time one night......and she up and bit me!!! Been one ever since! Always have the strange craving for beef chow mein and piña coladas too!
 

jitna

Eternally hoping to lick Briana
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

miss hybrid's a werewolf? never wouldve guessed. a dracula, maybe, but a werewolf?
 

Jon S.

Banned
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

miss hybrid's a werewolf? never wouldve guessed. a dracula, maybe, but a werewolf?

Actually she's half and half! She is part werewolf on her ******'s side! She is only a carrier though......she can only turn people into werewolves....can't turn into one herself! Though she can turn into a bat!
 

jitna

Eternally hoping to lick Briana
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

but if she bites you wouldnt that also turn you into a vampire?
 

Jon S.

Banned
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

but if she bites you wouldnt that also turn you into a vampire?

I never said I WASN'T a Dracula too......you never asked....ha ha ha!

We prefer to be called Wereula Americans! However, Dracwolf Americans is also acceptable!
 

Jon S.

Banned
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

Not that I'm superstitious or anything, but this post is to move this thread off of 666 replies! Ha ha ha!

Note, in the posts count.....it counts Nikki's original post....but in the replies count....we were at 666 before
 
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