My girlfriend wants to fuck me in the ass

Facetious

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Is this a poll yet ?

I just had to break the century mark on this thread ! . . . Damn ! You beat me to it.

Out of most of the polls so far . . . this would certainly be an interesting outcome, as well . . . I'm guessing . . .a toss up ?


- out
 
It's normal, my friend; I know it's not an easy thing for a guy to do. When my girlfriend asked me if she could do the same thing, I was hesitant at first, but then I stared into her big brown eyes and asked myself just how far I would go to give my girl pleasure. So, I finally agreed, and it was so amazing - it hurt, yes, but she did it tenderly so that it felt good too, and then she decided to finger me up there while giving me a blowjob! Gah, I don't think I ever had a finer orgasm than that...

But don't take it from me - it's your call. Just be sure to let her know your feelings. :)
 
"HELL NO!" is what I said.


So anyways... My girlfriend of 7 months wanted to stick her fingers up my butt. No Joke.

We were fooling around one night and she asked if she could finger my asshole. I said no and it didn't go any further.

I'm wondering.... Is this normal? (I hope not!) and is this a good enough reason to stop seeing her?

You should totally try it!!!! I've done it to my boyfriend and he goes nuts. He is one happy guy afterwards. Whats even better is when he is fucking my big tits and I have my fingers in his ass. He seems to be in heaven when I do it. Just try fingers first. The middle finger preferrably. But, thats just my suggestion!
 

member006

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My first post was to the starter. :)




When I clicked in on last post to make my second post, I only saw these by you mocking and spamming. (three posts in a row)

LadyLove said:
BTW guys, letting your wife or gf touch or penetrate your butt in some way does not in anyway make you gay! Only makes you homophobic and shows no confidence in your own manhood in my way of thinking.

Thats what i said!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So I did my second post on my feelings of the 'homophobic' stuff that comes out in these threads. After seeing all your haha's and aa few things said by other members. I never even saw your first post. Until I saw this one and scrolled back to look. I'm sorry if you think I stole from you. Trust me, I have no need to steal thoughts. The !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! was a bit over the top though don't you think? You did get yet another post count out of the thread though didn't you? So its all good I guess. Again I'm sorry.

LL
 
Of course he's right. He's me!
C_A is right my friends. I've had a dramatic change of opinion. Anyone who has ever had anything in their ass other than fecal matter is gay.
Fingers, Toes, Dicks, Strap-Ons, Butt Plugs, Dildos, Suppositories, Enemas, Catheters=You're all gay and you'll suffer in the hellfires for it!!!!!!!
 
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Bummer timing, Senob. I had Giana Michaels all lined up to do you doggy at your bachelor party, but clearly that would be inappropriate now :D
 
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Bummer timing, Senob. I had Giana Michaels all lined up to do you doggy at your bachelor party, but clearly that would be inappropriate now :D

Dammit. That woman is perfection. You went right to the top of the ladder for me, bodie. And now it's ruined.
He likes George Michaels now.
Well now that my party's ruined, might as well, you know. At least he won't need a strap-on.
 
Dammit. That woman is perfection. You went right to the top of the ladder for me, bodie. And now it's ruined.

True, true and true, but hey; you've still got your principles and convictions to keep you warm :thumbsup:

lol!

As for Giana - I'm sure she'll be disappointed about your change of heart. But not to worry, one way or another the rest of us will find a way to lift her spirits :tongue:

Well now that my party's ruined, might as well, you know. At least he won't need a strap-on.

Yeah but based on his history he might prefer one :1orglaugh
 
Sweet! Talk about an awesome boyfriend!

Yeah, he can finger your ass and fuck it without a strap-on. And I'm sure he's willing to experiment too, to boot!

But not to worry, one way or another the rest of us will find a way to lift her spirits :tongue:

I can imagine. I bet even CA will be taking it up the ass from her, lousy traitor!
 
I can imagine. I bet even CA will be taking it up the ass from her, lousy traitor!

Oh yeah, cause if I don't take it up the ass, that means I am automatically homophobic. And being homophobic, means you aren't a man. You're confidence as a man is like nil, unless you get fucked in the ass senob!
 
Oh yeah, cause if I don't take it up the ass, that means I am automatically homophobic. And being homophobic, means you aren't a man. You're confidence as a man is like nil, unless you get fucked in the ass senob!

You're right! Nothing used to make me feel like a man more than taking it up the ass! But now, since I don't want to suffer the hellfires, I feel guilty even if I hesitate just a moment while squeezing out a log!
 

dave_rhino

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Well I think most us understand that within the context of everything said, and the facts given, that his girlfriend wanting to fuck him in the ass, does not alone make her an awesome girlfriend in the least bit.

Why is this so hard to explain to you?

Maybe if I used bold text and slightly bigger writing?

If she want's to put her fingers in his ass, the chances are she wants to do more dirty sexual stuff. She is probably open minded to anything.

A sexually open girlfriend = An awesome girlfriend



Next lesson, I will teach you how to walk and speak at the same time. Then maybe the alphabet.
 
You're right! Nothing used to make me feel like a man more than taking it up the ass! But now, since I don't want to suffer the hellfires, I feel guilty even if I hesitate just a moment while squeezing out a log!

Suffering the hellfires is nothing compared to being labeled homophobic. Just think about your confidence as a man! I think pussy fucking will be the new gay. I'm glad we are seeing the light. And not just I'm scared of people labeling me. This is just like when a white person talks about a black person, the white person is automatically a racist. All those times I didn't want to be fucked in the ass, I was foolishly being homophobic...killing my inner manhood.

If she want's to put her fingers in his ass, the chances are she wants to do more dirty sexual stuff. She is probably open minded to anything.

A sexually open girlfriend = An awesome girlfriend

Dave, we already went over this. Her wanting to fuck you in ass doesn't mean shit.

And yes...teach me to walk and speak....good one.:rolleyes:
 

alexpnz

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run!:eek:
 

dave_rhino

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Her wanting to fuck you in ass doesn't mean shit.

It does if you haven't cleaned properly...

Putting your fingers in a girls pussy doesn't count as "fucking". So how come a girl putting her fingers in your ass does?


And one more thing. If a girl fingering your ass is gay... Surely that must mean that a guy fingering a girls ass is also gay, right?
 
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