See, you're the homophob! Gay is not a dirty word, dude. There's no reason to hate gays, or yourself for that matter. But this topic isn't about you, and how you take it up the ass either.
My girlfriend wants to fuck me in the ass
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See, you're the homophob! Gay is not a dirty word, dude. There's no reason to hate gays, or yourself for that matter. But this topic isn't about you, and how you take it up the ass either.
would this be considered homophobe?
i was on the bus and this gay dude got on so i put all my shit on the seat next to me. I guess that's considered offensive but i couldn't give a damn...
i was on the bus and this gay dude got on so i put all my shit on the seat next to me. I guess that's considered offensive but i couldn't give a damn...
People throw this "homophobic" word out left and right like they know what their talking about. Like I'm a homophob cause I don't take it up the ass? Yeah, that makes sense. Some of my gayest friends are gay. But who are the homophobs you're probably asking yourself? I'll tell you. It's not the dudes who don't desire getting fucked in the ass. It's the dudes who, not only participate, but enjoy and get pleasure from gay sex, and say they aren't gay! Like who is kidding who? You're not gay cause you fear the lifestyle? You take it up the ass, does it really matter if it's from a guy or a girl? Of course not.
And for all you youngsters out there, don't you go believing that there's a "g-spot" up a guys ass....there's not. It's a "gay spot".
My friends, we cannot keep this a secret any longer. Let us punish the guilty. Let us reward the innocent.
And for all you youngsters out there, don't you go believing that there's a "g-spot" up a guys ass....there's not. It's a "gay spot".
My friends, we cannot keep this a secret any longer. Let us punish the guilty. Let us reward the innocent.
MMMmmm! Lot's of doings on my favorite thread...let's see:
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PS-Nothing pleases a woman quite so much as having access to her man's ass! Isn't that SO GAY!!!
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I have flip-flopped again. I am no longer anti-anal eroticism. However there are only two women who I will let fuck my ass: Gianna Michaels and my fiancee. Since my fiancee wouldn't do it, here I come my Gianna!!!!
PS-Nothing pleases a woman quite so much as having access to her man's ass! Isn't that SO GAY!!!
You're pitching it like it's a fruity new energy drink!
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Does she have an Adam's Apple and a set of balls?
Seriously though... don't knock it till you try it. Unless she has fingernails like this... then I might recommend something else.
Excellent advice! :thumbsup:
My girlfriend and I have talked about her using a strap-on with me.
...I'm open to experimenting.
...I'm open to experimenting.
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knows petras secret: she farted.
good for you. think about it. its give and take. if my girl wanted to do it to me, id do it no questions asked. whatever i can do to fulfill her sexual fantasies, the better. after all, you will have grounds to make your own requests.
At the risk of being kinda gross...
Well. When we first stared dating it came up as a joke and I said "yeah, sure."
Then after we had dated for about a month or so I got mono with a complication of hepatitis. The nausua was severe, I was throwing up every 15 minutes or so for a couple of days. Well, to treat that symptom, I had to take a suppository.
...I kinda liked it.
I told her about this and she grinned.
"So. About the strap-on."
"We'll see."
Wait...gross? Don't you mean kinda gay? :dunno:
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The crucial difference is whether his girl's penis is made out of flesh or plastic...
(that's what Father Patrick taught me at Sunday School...
)For some reason the possibility of talking about suppositories for throwing up every 15 minute churning some stomachs crossed my mind.
squallumz
knows petras secret: she farted.
right on yo. thats awesome you are being honest and open. :thumbsup:
^ Dude, don't be a homophobe. :thumbsdown:
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