My girlfriend wants to fuck me in the ass

[dave_rhino]

Did someone drop me on my head? How is a girl, who wants to fuck you in ass, with her fingers, awesome??? Such things make not for an awesome girl.

It's not the ass-fingering as such that makes her awesome, it's just the fact she is dirty as hell and is up for anything.

Even if he says no to that, he's still probably gonna get a whole lot of great sex out of her.

C_A you need to lighten up man.

 

[Christmas_Ape]

It's not the ass-fingering as such that makes her awesome, it's just the fact she is dirty as hell and is up for anything.

Even if he says no to that, he's still probably gonna get a whole lot of great sex out of her.

Fingers in the ass is not a invitation to world of great sex. Fingers in the ass isn't even near anything that would involve great sex....unless he is gay of course. It is not a surefire sign that she is dirty as hell. He should have no reason to get excited over his girlfriend asking to fuck him in the ass....unless he's gay, of course.

 

[Peter Gazinya]

Fingers in the ass is not a invitation to world of great sex. Fingers in the ass isn't even near anything that would involve great sex....unless he is gay of course. It is not a surefire sign that she is dirty as hell. He should have no reason to get excited over his girlfriend asking to fuck him in the ass....unless he's gay, of course.

Let's get one thing straight here, no pun intended. Homosexuality is about being attracted to and engaging in intimate acts with members of THE SAME SEX. It has nothing to do with your butt hole or what goes in and out of it.

Having a girl stick fingers up your ass is not remotely a homosexual act. Now I'm not saying dudes should regularly take it up the dirt but is a girl's ass and a guy's ass really that different? I'm no doctor, nor did I stay at a Holiday Inn Express, but I suspect probably not. We seem to champion women who ram things in their butts, maybe they're on to something.

Homosexually has nothing to do with what you do with ANY part of your body, it has to do with WHO you do it with. Gay guys suck each other's dicks all the time, does getting a blow job make you gay? Depends on who's blowing you doesn't it? Guy blowing you = Gay, girl blowing = not. Same principle applies to ANYTHING two people do with each other.

And if a girl has the adventurous spirit enough to even mention that she'd like to try putting things in your ass then HELL YES she's going to be one fucking fun woman to be around. Her kink does NOT end there, I assure you. If you've got an open mind she will make your life fun as hell, if not then go find some frigid librarian. I'm sure she'll never offend you.

 

[hedonis]

Let's get one thing straight here, no pun intended. Homosexuality is about being attracted to and engaging in intimate acts with members of THE SAME SEX. It has nothing to do with your butt hole or what goes in and out of it.

Having a girl stick fingers up your ass is not remotely a homosexual act. Now I'm not saying dudes should regularly take it up the dirt but is a girl's ass and a guy's ass really that different? I'm no doctor, nor did I stay at a Holiday Inn Express, but I suspect probably not. We seem to champion women who ram things in their butts, maybe they're on to something.

Homosexually has nothing to do with what you do with ANY part of your body, it has to do with WHO you do it with. Gay guys suck each other's dicks all the time, does getting a blow job make you gay? Depends on who's blowing you doesn't it? Guy blowing you = Gay, girl blowing = not. Same principle applies to ANYTHING two people do with each other.

And if a girl has the adventurous spirit enough to even mention that she'd like to try putting things in your ass then HELL YES she's going to be one fucking fun woman to be around. Her kink does NOT end there, I assure you. If you've got an open mind she will make your life fun as hell, if not then go find some frigid librarian. I'm sure she'll never offend you.

Pete, I think this is a lost cause. I tried to apply your very theory to another thread, which was about whether DP and DAP makes you gay. Opinions are pretty strong. I'm with ya, though! :thumbsup:









But in a platonic, non-gay kind of way. :glugglug:

H

 

[Christmas_Ape]

Having a girl stick fingers up your ass is not remotely a homosexual act.

It's not remotely a homosexual act, cause it is a homosexual act.

All I'm saying as it's really not as awesome as you seem to think. Now, I've been privileged to have awesome girl friends, and as a result, had awesome sex. Did the threesomes, even had another guy involved with her. Having your awesome girl wanting to have a threesome with another girl...this is awesome. This is the thing to get excited about. This is the kind of thing you go tell about on the mountain.

Having your girl wanting to fuck you in the ass, is about as less awesome as it comes.

"He Bruno, guess what? Martha want to fuck my ass with her fingers! Maybe she'll do ATM to me to!"

There's no guarantee that she is going to be this awesome, bringer of great sex just because she wants to fuck you in the ass. At the end of the day, all that you're really going to get out of it, is some fingers in the ass....a be a little bit gayer.

 

[senob44]

Let's get one thing straight here, no pun intended. Homosexuality is about being attracted to and engaging in intimate acts with members of THE SAME SEX. It has nothing to do with your butt hole or what goes in and out of it.

Having a girl stick fingers up your ass is not remotely a homosexual act. Now I'm not saying dudes should regularly take it up the dirt but is a girl's ass and a guy's ass really that different? I'm no doctor, nor did I stay at a Holiday Inn Express, but I suspect probably not. We seem to champion women who ram things in their butts, maybe they're on to something.

Homosexually has nothing to do with what you do with ANY part of your body, it has to do with WHO you do it with. Gay guys suck each other's dicks all the time, does getting a blow job make you gay? Depends on who's blowing you doesn't it? Guy blowing you = Gay, girl blowing = not. Same principle applies to ANYTHING two people do with each other.

And if a girl has the adventurous spirit enough to even mention that she'd like to try putting things in your ass then HELL YES she's going to be one fucking fun woman to be around. Her kink does NOT end there, I assure you. If you've got an open mind she will make your life fun as hell, if not then go find some frigid librarian. I'm sure she'll never offend you.

Sign me up too. Very well said. If that makes people think I'm gay. Oh well.

 

[dave_rhino]

Having your girl wanting to fuck you in the ass, is about as less awesome as it comes.

I don't want to get fucked in the ass either, but there is a little word you are forgetting;

OPINION.

My god your as bad as Caddafy. And that is pretty bad...

 

[senob44]

I don't want to get fucked in the ass either, but there is a little word you are forgetting;

OPINION.

My god your as bad as Caddafy. And that is pretty bad...

At least he's not as bad as Quaddafi. Am I right?

 

[Christmas_Ape]

I don't want to get fucked in the ass either, but there is a little word you are forgetting;

OPINION.

Opinion? Opinion has nothing to do with it. It's a fact of life. A fact of life!

When it really comes down to it, at the end of the day, your girlfriend is going to come over and fuck you in the ass. When in all actuality, you can be fucking your own ass, with your own fingers! Then ask yourself, who is really getting fucked here?

 

[KungFuDude]

C'mon, you're not really gay until you start wearing a fanny pack.

 

[Christmas_Ape]

C'mon, you're not really gay until you start wearing a fanny pack.

Hey buddy ole pal...that's your opinion!

Geez louize! If your username was Zephyr_uk, you'd be at the end of the members list! And it's a long members list....

 

[senob44]

C'mon, you're not really gay until you start wearing a fanny pack.

I say you're not really gay until you start to get your fanny packed.

 

[Christmas_Ape]

I say you're not really gay until you start to get your fanny packed.

Na man you don't understand. What if his awesome girl friend bought him the fanny pack to wear? Man, she would be into EVERY kind of kinky accessory!
How about rainbow suspenders? Pretty cool way to keep your pants up, eh?

 

[Peter Gazinya]

Ape, I agree her desire to anally invade you doesn't guarantee awesomeness. I'm just saying a girl putting things in your ass does not make you gay. It may make you weird, but not gay.

The fanny pack though, yeah that's gay.

 

[senob44]

I keep anal lube in my fanny pack.
For the girls of course.

 

[dave_rhino]

Na man you don't understand. What if his awesome girl friend bought him the fanny pack to wear? Man, she would be into EVERY kind of kinky accessory!
How about rainbow suspenders? Pretty cool way to keep your pants up, eh?

Your blowing this way out of context.

Silly of us to think your ape like brain to take in any of this...

 

[KungFuDude]

Na man you don't understand. What if his awesome girl friend bought him the fanny pack to wear? Man, she would be into EVERY kind of kinky accessory!
How about rainbow suspenders? Pretty cool way to keep your pants up, eh?

Hey whoa, I'm with ya man. This guy's innocent plunge into cuckholdery is a bad move, but gay? If he wants to make THAT leap, I say let him!

Gay = Happy

And happy people do not strap on 50 lbs of explosives and walk into a crowded market.

More gays = Less terrorists!

 

[sungone]

Go for it. It doesnt make you gay. I have had it done to me and I rather enjoy anal stimulation via strap on. Do I have any fantasies about fuckin another guy? Do I find other men attractive? I am remotely curious to be with another man? Am I less of man for taking it up the ass by the woman I love? Answer to all 4 of those questions are no.

For some reason I do not understand why there are so many negative preconceived notions towards ones sexuality for performing certain acts when someone that doesn't even know me? How can one claim that I am gay for what I enjoy when they have no point of reference on who I am? And to be honest, I am pretty open with what I talk about with my friends? If they ask about certain things or we just are talking about certain things I will say my opinion about it.

Long story short, who gives a fuck what others think? And BTW, I have someone new to add to my ignore list.



-sungone

 

[senob44]

.....Long story short, who gives a fuck what others think? And BTW, I have someone new to add to my ignore list.

Don't tell me it's Christmas_Ape? You'll really be missing out!

 

[jibbijib]

I think you should go nuts and get another guy in there who will fuck ya in the ass. Then you'll really be in for something. Nothing hotter than two guys fucking eachother in front of the ones girlfriend....



Or even better yet, get her a strap on, and lube up.