omfg.
My girlfriend wants to fuck me in the ass
- Thread starter Malcom Sex
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Whaaa? Are some of you for real? I don't know Karate, but I know kar-zy! Some of you are probably depressed with all the bad weather in the UK over the summer.
Well I think most us understand that within the context of everything said, and the facts given, that his girlfriend wanting to fuck him in the ass, does not alone make her an awesome girlfriend in the least bit.
Now, lets talk about the gayness factor. Can we agree that butt fucking is the bread and butter, the cornerstone, if you will, of the male gay sex relationship?
When the girlfriend is fucking him that ass, who is getting the physical pleasure? It's certainly not the woman. She can receive no physical pleasure by just fucking his ass hole alone. So who gets the pleasure? The dude, the male, the homo--sapien.
Where is the line drawn when practicing simulated gay sex rituals in bed? Why doesn't he fantasize about a dude fucking him? He doesn't necessarily have to be attracted to men. All he wants is cock in his ass, right? Is he less then a man, by not attending to her sexual needs while he takes it up the ass? Well, seems pretty selfish. But that's just nonsense anyway. Getting fucked in the ass, by a girl or a guy, is pretty much as gay as it gets. I mean, maybe you're not official gay, but why not be? If you're going to practice gay sex in the bedroom, just own up. Wear the hat of responsibility. Stop pissing on your girlfriend boots, telling her it's raining.
And of course there's nothing wrong with that. You'd have to have a silly ape brain to have negative preconceived notions about people's sexual orientation. But lets just call it what it is, gay sex.
Well I think most us understand that within the context of everything said, and the facts given, that his girlfriend wanting to fuck him in the ass, does not alone make her an awesome girlfriend in the least bit.
Now, lets talk about the gayness factor. Can we agree that butt fucking is the bread and butter, the cornerstone, if you will, of the male gay sex relationship?
When the girlfriend is fucking him that ass, who is getting the physical pleasure? It's certainly not the woman. She can receive no physical pleasure by just fucking his ass hole alone. So who gets the pleasure? The dude, the male, the homo--sapien.
Where is the line drawn when practicing simulated gay sex rituals in bed? Why doesn't he fantasize about a dude fucking him? He doesn't necessarily have to be attracted to men. All he wants is cock in his ass, right? Is he less then a man, by not attending to her sexual needs while he takes it up the ass? Well, seems pretty selfish. But that's just nonsense anyway. Getting fucked in the ass, by a girl or a guy, is pretty much as gay as it gets. I mean, maybe you're not official gay, but why not be? If you're going to practice gay sex in the bedroom, just own up. Wear the hat of responsibility. Stop pissing on your girlfriend boots, telling her it's raining.
And of course there's nothing wrong with that. You'd have to have a silly ape brain to have negative preconceived notions about people's sexual orientation. But lets just call it what it is, gay sex.
this poor guy already has a complex and he hasent even been able to make up his owm mind because of other peoples perceptions....you mean to tell me that if someone like lets say shyla stylez, brianna banks, tori lane, ava devine (the freak of freaks) was giving you a blow job and she stuck her finger in your ass to give you a better orgasm you would be pissed. christmas, stop being such a homofobe, maybe you are not secure in your manhood thats why you have this opinion??? let the man make his own decision before you ridicule him, it is his life in the end.
No, I'm sure he's fine. People come on these boards and post all kind of crazy stuff, just to get these kind of crazy reactions. I'm certainly not being a "homofobe". Why are trying to make this about me? I think you are confused. The subject isn't about getting a finger in the butt while getting a bj from a pornstar. And let the dude make his own decision? Are you serious? I think you need to go back and read this thread again. No body is being ridiculed. And so what if he's having a complex over this? He's the one that posted this. No one is flaming him.
You need to stop worrying about this dude, and me. We'll be fine.
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Lighten up and chill out is my advice. Its not that big of a deal. If you don't like being touched there, tell her that and why. Its that simple. As far as leaving her, if she doesn't respect your feelings on the matter then you won't be happy and neither will she so its a "push". Move on. If you wanted to tie her up and she didn't want that but you insisted, she would end it I'm sure. Talk first though, give each of you a chance to just "forgetaboutit" if she won't then oh well.
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could someone tell this guy that he is oficially gay!!! http://www.sphincterextreme.com/movies/anal_lick_fest/a/88/indexbe1cb28.html
Na, he couldn't be talking about me. That's crazy talk! Maybe Kung Fu Dude's fanny pack comment has hardened his heart?
If those ladies want to lick my ass, I'll sure comply!
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BTW guys, letting your wife or gf touch or penetrate your butt in some way does not in anyway make you gay! Only makes you homophobic and shows no confidence in your own manhood in my way of thinking. After all it is a woman doing it. If you don't like it, you have that right. Just like everyone has the right not to like certain sexual acts.
It can be very 'stimulating' since you do have your own little 'g-spot' of sorts in there. Don't dislike it because you think it makes you gay though, dislike it because its just not a turn on for you. Man, so many always ready to scream 'gay' at everything so fast in here. IMHO of course.
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It can be very 'stimulating' since you do have your own little 'g-spot' of sorts in there. Don't dislike it because you think it makes you gay though, dislike it because its just not a turn on for you. Man, so many always ready to scream 'gay' at everything so fast in here. IMHO of course.
LL
Haven't I yet established myself as a figurehead for tomfoolery on board??? Too many people take me too seriously. Granted, that is part of the fun, but some of these regs should really know better.
Am I right regs???
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Getting fucked in the ass is gay!
Am I right regs???
BTW
Getting fucked in the ass is gay!
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one who gets you. Well, DrMotorcity and Tunsty have got to be at least halfway there.
Sarcasm may well be dead, my friend.
Yeah. Next time though, the revolution will be televised for the benefit of the others.
member006
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Yes we know and I never include your comments in my serious thoughts on a thread. It was just my general feelings on the subject. Now, bend over and grab your ankles.
I swear I hear a man 'cringe' here every so often when they just read the title.
Sarcasm is alive and well sir, I guarantee it.
LL
Yes we know and I never include your comments in my serious thoughts on a thread.
Very sneaky!
If Christmast ape is wright... then Tom Byron must be the most gay straight actor in this business...
