Mariah Milano - The Pornstar Foodie :)
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I like you georges but the thought of reptile as food for human consumption just makes me want to hurl.
squallumz
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eh, i've had fresh rattlesnake fried and sautéed. its totally eatable but i wouldn't go out and buy it over fish or meat.
Mariahxxx
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I was in Trinidad and they shot an Iguana out of a tree with a shotgun, and then chopped it up and made it into a stew. I never thought I would be able to get it down but it was fucking delicious! They made it with this sauce called "Souce" which rhymes with "House" it was soo good! Ive had rattlesnake also and it's like chicken. So I'd rather have chicken lol
All this talk about food and Tampa reminds me how much I miss the omelets at Nicki's on Hillsborough.
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My dear departed would tell me about her village in Guatemala and how everyone's chickens would be running around. I asked her if she gave them names. They all had the same name, Dinner. This kind and gentle woman thought nothing about catching one and giving it the neck twist. Hey, this is how she was raised.
squallumz
knows petras secret: she farted.
oh yeah, i got nothing against it at all, that is, when its humanly done. those big commercial farms are just terrible though.
several parts of my family have raised and slaughtered their own meat and thats all good with me. i recall one time i was visiting my cousin and saw his grandfather out back chasing chickens. i asked shortly after what we were having for dinner, and the reply was "chicken adobo."
it took me only a second to realize that it would be the worlds most freshest chicken as the main course. i think i skipped dinner that night and opted for some nice steamed rice instead.
bobjustbob
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You may have heard this story before. Sean Hannity had a producer that was a vegetarian but would also eat chicken as long as it was free range. She was so nutty as to challenge Ted Nugent. He only eats what he kills with a bow and her free range chicken is killed for her and neatly packaged. Hannity sends her a Lobstergram for Christmas. 2 live lobsters delivered to her door with all of the extras. She decides to save the lobsters and set them free. She and her boyfriend drive to a lake and proudly set them free.
Hannity: You took them to a lake?
Producer: Yes we did and set them off to live free and not be subjected to that horrible boiling pot.
Hannity: Lobsters can't live in fresh water. Did you at least take the rubber bands off of their claws?
Producer: Oh no! We forgot to do that.
Hannity: Great. You sure did them a big favor. Not only will they suffocate from the fresh water but they can't catch food to eat either.
Hannity: You took them to a lake?
Producer: Yes we did and set them off to live free and not be subjected to that horrible boiling pot.
Hannity: Lobsters can't live in fresh water. Did you at least take the rubber bands off of their claws?
Producer: Oh no! We forgot to do that.
Hannity: Great. You sure did them a big favor. Not only will they suffocate from the fresh water but they can't catch food to eat either.
squallumz
knows petras secret: she farted.
ta long time ago, i worked as a fisherman, then tried my hand at selling the stuff after that.
i lived in a small fishermans town and worked off the bay. we would get tourists like crazy in the summer and on weekends. anyway, long story short, there was a few amusing stories just like yours.
one fucking nut-job woman actually bought 23 dollars of salmon to let go into the bay. oh, did i mention it was a fillet? idiot.
another bought maybe 50-100 bucks of live crab to let free. sammy, our local harbour seal had a literal crab buffet. especially when you drop a box full of live crab off a 20-30 foot pier. at least half died from impact from hitting the lower dock. idiot.
same shit with the lobsters. our lobsters don't have claws (and are superior and every way to the ones that do, mind you
). we had several people who spent near 100 bucks to accidentally feed sammy. this would happen several times a year. sammy was super tamed it was horrible.the salmon fillet lady was just the best though. what a dumb idiot.
bobjustbob
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Never did the party boat thing but I learned one thing, when you pull into the dock there are people waiting to buy the fish you don't want to take home. Sure they'll know what it's really worth and try to rape you on the price, but that's money in your pocket instead of hauling smelly fish for the rest of your vacation.
Fillet? A first date with a certain girl was for dinner and she said she liked seafood. "What kind of seafood do you like?" I asked. Fillet was her answer. Yea, I bent her over that night and rode her 3 times into Tuesday.
Fillet? A first date with a certain girl was for dinner and she said she liked seafood. "What kind of seafood do you like?" I asked. Fillet was her answer. Yea, I bent her over that night and rode her 3 times into Tuesday.
Mariahxxx
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I'm surprised Hannity knew that lobsters are salt water creatures. I ran into him once in New York at a restaurant. He was as big an asshole as you would imagine him to be. We were at a restaurant that doesn't take reservations and he was doing the "do you know who I am" bullshit and I was so happy to see the host say "I have zero idea but I'm sure you're very important" and made him wait!
Interesting. I have met him on a couple of occasions and he was very personable. Perhaps he has a bit of a chip on his shoulder being that he is a well known conservative living in NYC . Probably not the easiest place for a person of his stripe to live. If I had heard him pull the "I'm a celebrity" card that might change my opinion of him somewhat. And whether people know him or not, they may give him a little bit of a hassle just because of who he is.
Mariahxxx
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I used to watch his show every night and for a while I thought he did a good job of presenting his ideas and opinions, but then he just turned into another blow hard Rush Limbaugh who sees one color, one side of every issue, no matter how clearly wrong or horrible the issue. His charity is also a tremendous sham and pays the absolute minimum required to remain a charity under tax laws.
Trust me, he wasn't being treated unfairly because of who he is. The guy at the restaurant had zero idea who he was. He made an asshole of himself all on his own
Trust me, he wasn't being treated unfairly because of who he is. The guy at the restaurant had zero idea who he was. He made an asshole of himself all on his own
Hey Mariah! Did you ever try an Indian dish? I suggest a popular one(my favorite): "Gajar Halwa". For reference, here are links to recipes for this sweet dish by 2 quite popular Indian Chefs.
http://www.sanjeevkapoor.com/gajar-halwa.aspx
http://www.tarladalal.com/Gajar-Halwa-3608r
Try it for sure Mairah!
http://www.sanjeevkapoor.com/gajar-halwa.aspx
http://www.tarladalal.com/Gajar-Halwa-3608r
Try it for sure Mairah!
Sean does have a bad habit of regurgitating Republican talking points but Rachel Maddow does the same thing with Democrat talking points. Limbaugh is to conservatism what Chris Matthews is to liberalism and I expect them to be one sided. I can listen to both Matthews and Limbaugh because they at least make intelligent arguments for their side. Granted Hannity is no William F. Buckley. Anyway, I didn't mean to hijack your thread. Back to the food.
I have made some curry dishes and a few southern Indian dishes as well and they both turned out okay, but nothing to go crazy about. I LOVE Indian food, I just prefer to allow people who are great at it be the ones to make it
In that case I'd love to invite you for a dinner someday...Family says I'm good at it
But hey, do try this gajar halwa recipe. You'll love it! ^_^
Mariahxxx
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no worries. I am a registered Republican but my views have changed in in recent years. Both sides are severely flawed but the right just lost me and the left will never have me as long as they remain soft on crime. However, I cannot put my trust in anyone who would allow another person to die because they can't pay for medicine yet call themselves Christian and be all in favor of war. Simply look at the promises made by the candidates in the last election. Get rid of the EPA, get rid of the minimum wage, require women who want an abortion to get a Vaginal probe yet proclaim they want government out of our lives (<---LMFAO!!!!!!!), and the list goes on.
I see valid points in both parties, but when you look at the tremendous decline of our country and the shrinking number of people who are benefiting from what the US has to offer you have to step back and realize that big changes have to be made. The right claims its taxes and regulation and morality, yet we live in a time when our taxes are the lowest they have EVER been and fewer regulations than there have EVER been. The tea party rants that we need to return to the way of life of the 1950s when times were good and America was at it's greatest. But when you take an honest look at the 1950s it was NOT even close to that!
in 1952 the highest earners were taxed 72%
the government regulated the price of gas, the price of milk, eggs, travel, radio, schools, wages and the price of insurance and health care and countless other things that they do not regulate at all now. And yes there was a thriving middle class at that time, our economy was booming but that's because everyone had money to spend. A guy working as a telephone repairman could afford to live and pay bills and his wife could stay home and care for their kids and they could take a vacation every year AND save money for college and his daughter's wedding. The cost of living has increased over income at a rate of 96 to 1. How can that be sustainable? It can't, but if you ask Hannity or any of the others they all say that's the answer. It's fucking insane and even idiots like Glen Beck are realizing it's a dying cause. That's a scary day
I see valid points in both parties, but when you look at the tremendous decline of our country and the shrinking number of people who are benefiting from what the US has to offer you have to step back and realize that big changes have to be made. The right claims its taxes and regulation and morality, yet we live in a time when our taxes are the lowest they have EVER been and fewer regulations than there have EVER been. The tea party rants that we need to return to the way of life of the 1950s when times were good and America was at it's greatest. But when you take an honest look at the 1950s it was NOT even close to that!
in 1952 the highest earners were taxed 72%
the government regulated the price of gas, the price of milk, eggs, travel, radio, schools, wages and the price of insurance and health care and countless other things that they do not regulate at all now. And yes there was a thriving middle class at that time, our economy was booming but that's because everyone had money to spend. A guy working as a telephone repairman could afford to live and pay bills and his wife could stay home and care for their kids and they could take a vacation every year AND save money for college and his daughter's wedding. The cost of living has increased over income at a rate of 96 to 1. How can that be sustainable? It can't, but if you ask Hannity or any of the others they all say that's the answer. It's fucking insane and even idiots like Glen Beck are realizing it's a dying cause. That's a scary day
Mariahxxx
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I LOVE watermelon and I LOVE shrimp, so why not put them together for something cold and delicious? I added in some sliced cucumbers and made it official!
This was a really surprisingly good treat and one I will be making again and again!
What You’ll Need:
Large Shrimp – Steamed & Chilled
Watermelon
cucumber
Sea Salt
Lemon Pepper
Red Onion
Lime
Pepper
Salt
This one will be a winner in any kitchen! Give it a shot and let me know how it went!
for all my cooking videos checkout http://www.dinnerwithmariah.com
xoxo
Mariah Milano
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