Okay, here's my list, since everyone is taking this seriously ...
Economic:
- Flat tax, standard deduction starts at $40,000/family
- Make it ILLEGAL for the term "marriage" to be used in state/federal sponsored documents, make it BENEFICIAL for 2 people to live together, especially if they have kids (takes "sexual orientation" out of the whole thing) as 2 parents are better than 1
- REFUSE social services to single parents who will not live with another person, even a friend and STOP social services on those who are single/no kids, living with someone else, making it a FELONY to have undeclared residence of another who adds to your household income when you receive state/federal social services (I've seen this abuse FAR TOO MUCH by people who don't even have kids!)
- Free college education to any and all African Americans, as the #1 way they were fucked was by denying them education by our bigoted ancestors who are laughing at us now (any other "affirmative action" is just a handout -- we must nip the ROOT CAUSE of their demographical in the ass)
- Start helping the poor buy homes in rural areas instead of paying for costly public projects, including incentives for 2 people to live together in a duplex, regardless of sex, if they have children
- Make it ILLEGAL for your employer to give you healthcare (aka "employee extortion"), stop penalizing those who pay for their own healthcare out-of-pocket and make it pre-tax (sorry Ms. Clinton, I don't like to penalize the responsible

, encourage non-profit healthcare providers
- Social Security / Medicare will break with the Baby Boomers retiring, nothing can be done -- so raise the 401K benefit limit, merge the Social Security / Medicare taxes into the Flat Tax rate (instead of the current "tax atop of tax" non-sense) so the next generations can save themselves (SS/Medicare will die with the Baby Boomers). Give incentives for Gen-X to take care of their Baby Boomer parents in the same house (it needs to be expanded from the last few years of the tax code), including allowing benefits from Gen-X workers to extend to their parents.
Political:
- Stop the political non-sense on campaign finance that results in censorship, allow anyone to donate but require FULL DISCLOSURE (this is actually part of the Libertarian platform) -- and any lack of FULL DISCLOSURE is a FELONY (which would imprision about 1/4th of Congress right now
- Reverse the Constitutional exception that Congressmen/women can't be criminally charged with what they say or do on the floor of the Congress
- Pass a law that if any political party is on 100% of the state ballots, they must be included in the debates (this would instantly qualify the Libertarian party)
- US Constitutional Amendment granting the right to abortions through the 2nd trimester, an Amendment that can ONLY be voted on by women because it affects women for at least 18 years of their life -- REGARDLESS of their age, no one should decide an 18+ year fate for a woman, and the wording of the Amendment will include this
Environment:
- Implement a "pay to pollute" policy that directly hits both wasteful companies and consumers in their pocketbooks. The "fine" system is doing NOTHING -- just fine for ANY pollution, period, and that will force companies (and consumers) to consider their waste.
- Stop exporting most of our recycled goods to China and use federal funds to jumpstart REAL recycling plants
- Kick the politicians out of the EPA, stop the ignorant public-based hearings and put in engineers and scientists, like many state agencies work (and far work better for the environment)
- Go to the UN and say the US will sign Kyoto when ALL major, industrial nations -- especially China -- signs it, and make a case why ALL NATIONS SHOULD WORK TOGETHER on Kyoto, with more treaties to follow! Withhold ALL AID (especially from China) until they sign Kyoto.
- Come up with a comprehensive environment policy to protect the oceans and push it upon the UN, where MOST OF OUR WORLD'S OXYGEN is generated. This has been ignored far too long by narrow-minded, tree-hugging environmentalists.
- Cut the funding to Hydrogen Fuel Cells (which only benefit oil companies buying up natural gas companies) and push for mass research in Nuclear Fusion while a complete plan to update ALL Nuclear Fission plants to more efficient, safer designs the Japanese and French are moving to
Foreign Policy:
- Take half the money from the recent Highway bill and errect a complete, PHYSICAL BORDER BARRIER both north and south
- REMOVE the Visa program for workers (H1B Visa is virtually indentured servitude), only visitors, and implement a new "Green Card qualification system" for those with unique talents decided upon a pool of people from respected art, engineering, science, social and similar organizations
- Modernize our nuclear arsenal into 100s of tactical nukes as most of our arsenal is aging and useless and really needs to be modernized (this is actually being done)
- Expand the US Coast Guard's budget 10x
All I can think of for now ...