If You Woke Up Tomorrow Being G.W. Bush...

[ThenewAmerica]

i guess the first thing id do would be to take a shower and get some breakfast.

 

[analfan]

I'd head to the bathroom just off the oval office. I'd want to see just what kind of toilet paper is in there. I'd be the worlds most powerful man I'd want the worlds best toilet paper, money is no issue.

 

[AngelOfDeath]

During my first live broadcast presidential speech I would fart so loud and make it a wet one so I have to go change my pants. I will make the whole world rock with laughter!

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[woosydoosy]

I would probably not even want to be him.