If you were Forced to Cage Fight against a Lion, Silverback Gorilla, or Grizzly?

[zdenka]

Which one would you prefer to go up against? No weapons. Just bare hands.

 

[DJCowboy]

Gorilla, but just with the hopes that it will recognize that it and I are similar genetically and might want to hang out instead of ripping my limbs off and sticking them up my ass

 

[zdenka]

Gorilla, but just with the hopes that it will recognize that it and I are similar genetically and might want to hang out instead of ripping my limbs off and sticking them up my ass

Yea, gently tell it "Hey dude, we're both the same.. we come from the same Mother"

 

[grower_boy]

I would take on the gorilla because it is a little less terrifying than the others.

 

[zdenka]

Seems like everyone is avoiding the Grizz

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

1)A grizzly can kill you in three seconds.
2)A lion may be slower to kill, but they generally start eating the soft tissue of the digestive tract first. So you'd have a lion eating your asshole. Hopefully you'd be dead well before that happens.
3)I would probably shit myself to death before the gorilla had a chance to tear me apart.

 

[STDiva]

I'd take all 3 at the same time. I'd even give the gorilla a knife to make it fair.

 

[Rey C.]

I'd take all 3 at the same time. I'd even give the gorilla a knife to make it fair.

U a bad man!

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

STD, you've got a head full of monkeys and they're juggling chainsaws.

 

[zdenka]

I'd take all 3 at the same time. I'd even give the gorilla a knife to make it fair.

Oooooh internet tough guy!

 

[PirateKing]

I can just play dead if I'm fighting the grizzly. I think.

 

[Johan]

Lion

Knowing i have no Chance at all to win i'll just hope he would rip my throat. I think grizzly or gorilla would kill me more slowly

 

[tartanterrier]

I think the Gorilla because we are a descendant of them.So technically,if I square volley it's balls then I might
just scrpe through

 

[StanScratch]

All at once for a hot rub down oil orgy. I mean, what was the question?

 

[edirons22]

Lion... cats love me

 

[senorzorro]

I guess Grizzly Bear

 

[bahodeme]

The gorilla. So long as it does not feel I'm a threat, I have nothing to worry about. Yogi and Kitty will consider me as a snack and for me - game over, I lose.

 

[Pattheprovo]

People in here don't have much knowledge of the animal kingdom. I chose the gorilla because you can stand very still and keep your head down, whatever you do, don't look it in the eye. Once it has finished its charge(a very scary moment) Do not run for fucksake. Chances are the gorilla will accept your submission and leave you alone.

A lion however and a bear will be attacking you for food. You can bluff a lion maybe if it is one out in the wild, Native hunters have done this to poach from a pride's kill. It is very dangerous and they usually work out fast that you aren't the dominant predator. Hunters usually bail fast like after cutting from the carcas. Usually involves walking slow, head held high, no sign of discomfort, A mind game.

Loud noise in a random encounter might confuse them enough to briefly go away but you better have a good exit strategy.

Fuck the grizzly you got no chance.

 

[LukeEl]

Cage fight sweet! I can fight all three I will spray the poison Asian Mist at them like the Great Muta. Then wallop them to death with a steel chair.

 

[Shifty]

Absolutely zero chance vs. any of the three.

So, I assume we are to just pick which creature we'd prefer to be consumed by?