I Finally Tried Chipotle But I Was Disappointed And Feel They Are A Little Overrated

Where I live I have two taco trucks a block and 3 blocks away. Two Mexican joints 5 buildings apart on one block up. Real Mexican food from the Americana Chipotie, Taco Bell, and Qdoba over priced BS.

Never been to Chipotie after trying Qdoba two years ago. My daughter beg me to go and I got 3 chicken tacos with where is the chicken (beef) for $8 where the local joints make them better with 3 on a plate with a taco salad after eating for $5.50. Plus radishes and limes for free.

Corporate taco joints are a rip-off.
 
Corporate taco joints are a rip-off.

Word up, Home Slice! Get your tacos from real Mexicans, not corporate Mexicans.

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NO HUERO TACO BELL
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xfire

New Twitter/X @cxffreeman
Nothing says you care like picking up to go to share. These are $1 each off one of the local food trucks.

 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I love great street tacos off of a roach coach. Vegas has a couple really good ones. I can't wait to move back.
 

xfire

New Twitter/X @cxffreeman
Those look really great. I gotta find me a food truck and get some tacos like those.

What you're looking at is chicken and beef fajita, gringo ground beef, al pastor, and barbacoa. The al pastor had some serious fuego but the salsa verde was even hotter. Aye, Captain, that's one of my regular stops.
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
I used to eat Chipotle every week when I was in high school and for a few years after that. My friends and I would get up, quite often hungover from a long night of drinking, and head over to Chipotle. Then, we'd order a big ass burrito, eat it way too fast, go back to our respective homes, shit blood for a few hours and then go back out drinking again.

Ahh, America.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Nobody tell Hilldebeast about Chipotleway. It'll be hilarious when she farts herself into an aneurism.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
My brother and his family came over to the new house last week and I asked my nephew what he wanted me to make for dinner the next time they visit. "Deep Fried motherfuckin' tacos, Uncle John!" My other nephews and my brother have been raving about them since December. Okay, he didn't say motherfuckin' but he was really excited about it.
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
My brother and his family came over to the new house last week and I asked my nephew what he wanted me to make for dinner the next time they visit. "Deep Fried motherfuckin' tacos, Uncle John!" My other nephews and my brother have been raving about them since December. Okay, he didn't say motherfuckin' but he was really excited about it.

Like regular tacos aren't good enough - they wanted DEEP FRIED tacos.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
No, brah. They're a little more refined than just dumping a taco in a fryer. I'll take pictures and describe the process when I make them. I'm glad you're back and thanks for the rep.
 
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