How could somebody not want to live forever ?

[Matthew 5:28]

To gain an unending youthful life in paradise you must repent of all your sins and curse them, never wanting to return to them again.

After this step a believer should be baptized "into the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit" - Matthew 28:19

Mark 16:16 - "Whoever believes and is baptized will be saved, but whoever does not believe will be condemned."

 

[Shifty]

:sing: "I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus, I wanna feel his salvation all over my face."

 

[HeartBroker]

Easy.

Better question...


Who the fuck would?

*edit

btw
Do you masturbate?

 

[Juliuscaesar]

I'm a Christian and I know you're a troll.Perhaps that Ragincaucasian guy.

Prostitutes and tax collectors sat with Jesus, I'd think he'd be okay with porn fiends sitting to him.

 

[PlumpRump]

:sing: "I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus, I wanna feel his salvation all over my face."

Damnit, you beat me to it!

In light of that:

 

[bustybbwlover]

it just seems like a really long time

 

[meesterperfect]

Just think, if people did live forever would marriage even exist?
Now that would be a commitment boy howdy.
Or tattoos too.

Damnit, you beat me to it!

In light of that:

Thats from the one where cartman screams "Fuck Jesus" in front of all the Christians.......classic.
That line "youre trembling Jesus baby" always cracked me up, reminds me of a Barry Manilow song.
Replace the word Mandy with Jesus and youve got a platinum , I mean myrrh album for sure

 

[Jagger69]

I'd outlive my money, that's why. I need to be dead around 80 the way I have everything figured.

 

[GracelynnMoans]

Easy.

Better question...


Who the fuck would?

*edit

btw
Do you masturbate?

I know I sure dont want to live forever.... I want to die sometime. Not today, I want to live a little first. Life is not made for people to live forever. When we die it was meant to be. Nothing and or no one can change that. :booty:

And yes... I do masturbate... almost everyday its amazing. even better when you have someone who does it too...

 

[StanScratch]

Too bad we simply become worm food when we die, continuing the cycle of life.

However, were someone to give me complete and total proof that repenting would give me eternal life, I would still have to turn it down...no fucking way would I want to spend my eternity with a bunch of narrow minded religious nut jobs.

 

[RichardNailder]

Fuck yes I'd like to live forever.

And Gracelynn - quit telling everyone we wank together.

 

[meesterperfect]

Too bad we simply become worm food when we die, continuing the cycle of life.

However, were someone to give me complete and total proof that repenting would give me eternal life, I would still have to turn it down...no fucking way would I want to spend my eternity with a bunch of narrow minded religious nut jobs.

No religion too?

 

[Juliuscaesar]

I want to die when I'm 60 or 65 so I won't have to become a burden on my family, and it'll be a cold day in Hell before I live to see my mind slowly slip away and I become some bloody vegetable.

 

[Njosnavelin]

Seriously what is the point in a guy coming onto these forums to post bible quotations?

PS> If you where a real saver I'd say you'd be a tad more charismatic and able to argue your pro religious views like a fooking jesuit without having to delve into the "good book" every two seconds

 

[Patrick_S]

Ok, i will repent all my sins. Your amazingly intelligent and logical arguments have convinced me that the bible isn´t full of ridiculous fairy tales but is in fact The Truth. Is that what you want to hear? Now go the fuck away and never come back.

 

[BCT]

Because you get old thats why! lol

 

[meesterperfect]

I took it as living forever but maintaining your health, invincibility.
One thing that would suck is if you were sentenced to life in prison though.
Marriage would not exist nor would this silly tattoo fad.

 

[Moonchild22]

In the end...there can be only one.

 

[GodsEmbryo]

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]