How could somebody not want to live forever ?

[mrtrebus]

 

[squallumz]

I'm a Christian and I know you're a troll.Perhaps that Ragincaucasian guy.

Prostitutes and tax collectors sat with Jesus, I'd think he'd be okay with porn fiends sitting to him.

there u go. the sun rises on the unjust and just alike.

 

[mrtrebus]

 

[gunslingingbird]

Do I wanna live forever?!? FUCK NO!!! Hell, it's not even on my to do list to make it to 40. Fuck living forever!

 

[mrtrebus]

 

[HeartBroker]

I'd outlive my money, that's why. I need to be dead around 80 the way I have everything figured.

80?
You think you'll make it that far?

:rofl:



I don't think I will but that's okay because I hired an...
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"Ugh!"

 

[lurkingdirk]

Hey, look!
+1

 

[Jagger69]

80?
You think you'll make it that far?

Doesn't matter. My money will so who cares when I kick the bucket? I just don't want to be in a position where I have exhausted my retirement nest-egg and need to rely on Social Security as my sole source of income. :eek:

 

[gloyster]

No but it would be cool to switch off and then switch back on again to see what the future is like years from now.

 

[HeartBroker]

Doesn't matter. My money will so who cares when I kick the bucket? I just don't want to be in a position where I have exhausted my retirement nest-egg and need to rely on Social Security as my sole source of income. :eek:

That's the way!
Glad to hear someone's got it all figured out!

:thumbsup:

 

[lurkingdirk]

I plan to be a burden on others when I get old, so forever sounds about right.

 

[The Grasshopper]

Hey Matthew ... quit being a dick
:banned for life:

Hottub for sure... next

Watterfall... anybody got that?!


No but it would be cool to switch off and then switch back on again to see what the future is like years from now.

I WILL LIVE FOREVER...Grasshopper Talk... Real

delete thread

 

[The Grasshopper]

c'mon g

 

[John_8581]

So funny Grasshopper.

Hey, look!
+1

Me too.

 

[Matthew 5:28]

Too bad we simply become worm food when we die, continuing the cycle of life.

However, were someone to give me complete and total proof that repenting would give me eternal life, I would still have to turn it down...no fucking way would I want to spend my eternity with a bunch of narrow minded religious nut jobs.

look at it from a different perspective

-no pain or sickness
-no tiring work and bills to pay
-get to listen or play music that praises God (see Psalms 150)
-get to meet Adam,Eve and Noah
-get to walk around watch people, animals and nature
-might be some pretty girls to look at

there u go. the sun rises on the unjust and just alike.

that is not an excuse for unrighteousness but a chance for repentance

Revelation 21:27 - "nothing unclean, and no one who practices abomination and lying, shall ever come into it"

 

[L3ggy]

-get to listen or play music that praises God (see Psalms 150)
-get to meet Adam,Eve and Noah

Now, who would want to meet some thousand year old people and listen to church music? Not I. You may say that I will be damned, but I do not believe in your Christian God. I believe in the Gods of my native land, which you probably don't have.

 

[gunslingingbird]

look at it from a different perspective

Hang on. Let me try to stick my head up my ass...

-no pain or sickness

So, does that mean they have socialized healthcare in heaven? Or does it mean that insurance companies are authorized to put a bullet in your head the moment you have any kind of ailment? Either way, it doesn't sound all that appealing.

-no tiring work and bills to pay

We have that already. It's called "welfare."

-get to listen or play music that praises God (see Psalms 150)

-get to meet Adam,Eve and Noah

I already know people with those names. In fact, I know several people with those names. Most of them are assholes, or otherwise undesirable people. One girl named Eve was a stripper.

-get to walk around watch people, animals and nature

You mean, as opposed to now?

-might be some pretty girls to look at

Oh, wow. We don't have any of those today. :sarcasm:

Revelation 21:27 - "nothing unclean, and no one who practices abomination and lying, shall ever come into it"

Does that mean I have to take a shower before I go to heaven? I bathed yesterday, I think. Might've been the day before. So, yeah.

 

[BustyFan1]

Immortality is one thing, growing old and older, and older but never being able to die is something else.

 

[StanScratch]

I plan to be a burden on others when I get old, so forever sounds about right.

You already are. May I kill you now?

look at it from a different perspective
-no pain or sickness
-no tiring work and bills to pay
-get to listen or play music that praises God (see Psalms 150)
-get to meet Adam,Eve and Noah
-get to walk around watch people, animals and nature
-might be some pretty girls to look at
that is not an excuse for unrighteousness but a chance for repentance
Revelation 21:27 - "nothing unclean, and no one who practices abomination and lying, shall ever come into it"

Let's see here:
*Without pain nor sickness, our senses would be dulled. BORING.
*Work is good for the body and soul. BORING.
*Seriously? Christian rock? BORING.
*Will Santa, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy and the Headless Horseman also be there?
*I already do that - and because I know my time here is limited, I appreciate it even more. Otherwise, it would grow quite...BORING.
*If they are all pretty, then they become pretty...BORING.


Yeah. This heaven you speak of sounds as boring as fuck. I prefer to remain here on Earth, and rot with reality once I pass away.

 

[squallumz]

look at it from a different perspective

-no pain or sickness
-no tiring work and bills to pay
-get to listen or play music that praises God (see Psalms 150)
-get to meet Adam,Eve and Noah
-get to walk around watch people, animals and nature
-might be some pretty girls to look at



that is not an excuse for unrighteousness but a chance for repentance

Revelation 21:27 - "nothing unclean, and no one who practices abomination and lying, shall ever come into it"

casting the first stone are we?

judge not dude. judge not.