You already are. May I kill you now?
Let's see here:
*Without pain nor sickness, our senses would be dulled. BORING.
*Work is good for the body and soul. BORING.
*Seriously? Christian rock? BORING.
*Will Santa, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy and the Headless Horseman also be there?
*I already do that - and because I know my time here is limited, I appreciate it even more. Otherwise, it would grow quite...BORING.
*If they are all pretty, then they become pretty...BORING.
Yeah. This heaven you speak of sounds as boring as fuck. I prefer to remain here on Earth, and rot with reality once I pass away.