How could somebody not want to live forever ?

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
You already are. May I kill you now?






Let's see here:
*Without pain nor sickness, our senses would be dulled. BORING.
*Work is good for the body and soul. BORING.
*Seriously? Christian rock? BORING.
*Will Santa, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy and the Headless Horseman also be there?
*I already do that - and because I know my time here is limited, I appreciate it even more. Otherwise, it would grow quite...BORING.
*If they are all pretty, then they become pretty...BORING.


Yeah. This heaven you speak of sounds as boring as fuck. I prefer to remain here on Earth, and rot with reality once I pass away.


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where is a mod thats power hungry when you need him...a porn board is sooo not the place to discuss the bible..this needs closed....when you dont have nothing to do but badmouth God...you need a life
 
Now, who would want to meet some thousand year old people and listen to church music? Not I. You may say that I will be damned, but I do not believe in your Christian God. I believe in the Gods of my native land, which you probably don't have.

Who are your Gods?Are you an Odinist? I have always been intrigued about Odinism since I learned about it.


I thought about going to graduate school to major in religious studies, just to learn everything about religion. Still might, but haven't committed yet. Religion is a fascinating subject indeed.
 
To gain an unending youthful life in paradise you must repent of all your sins and curse them, never wanting to return to them again.

After this step a believer should be baptized "into the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit" - Matthew 28:19

Mark 16:16 - "Whoever believes and is baptized will be saved, but whoever does not believe will be condemned."

this right here is my number one problem with christianity, that someone can live their life as a serial rapist, torturer and sadistic murderer and then simply feel guilty and repent and then be saved and accepted as an upstanding person by your community and then be allowed into heaven while someone who lives a good life, treats people well, stands up for their friends, helps their neighbors etc but doesn't believe in your god will be looked down on and scorned upon and rejected or condemned as you love to say. that, my friend, is fucked up, through and through. those passages you referenced right there have enabled the guilt free atrocities, large scale and small, that have been committed in the name of your god since christianity's creation. not saying that these atrocities would not have occurred anyway, but its that mindset that allows this to happen while maintaining the distasteful, two-faced "holier than thou" facade...there's plenty of people i like and are friends with who are religious and i don't hold that against them or think they're bad people...religion doesn't make you a bad person, it just enables bad people to do bad things and be looked at as a good person :2 cents:
 

Jon S.

Banned
Not that this is much of a newsflash, but this dude can't be serious...and it's soooooooo obviously a put on! However, when people engage him (logically assuming it's a him) as if he is serious in his threads/posts.....they are giving him exactly what he wants.....a laugh, and feeding his desperate need for attention. If anyone takes his drivel seriously...I'm afraid to say it, but the joke is likely on them. Just sayin' :2 cents:
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
not this mother fucker again
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
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