Have you ever got caught staring at a woman's...

McRocket

Banned
Re: titsrock, or anyone who wants honest clarifications ...

Until then, I've got a "fat" and "weak" wife to treat like a "sexual object" this weekend.
Oh she's going to get a lot of staring, fondling and a "violating" cock in her breasts, mouth and vagina.

In fact, I think I'll have her put on one of her retro '50s dresses since someone gave me that idea. ;)

Hey, knock yourself out.

Just stop doing it to other women against their will or without their 'explicit permission' and you and I will have no problems - on this subject.

Have a nice day.
 

McRocket

Banned
Re: But you gotta admit ... lust is good!

Oh, I didn't.
I just took it out on my "little joke" where I collected these things and others and packed them into one big, rolling "orgy of evidence."

BTW, just because you type it is a little 'joke', doesn't mean it is.

I am, and so have others, definitely keep open the possibility that you actually did sexually grab that woman against her will and that you realized that maybe you went too far in the threads and that you tried to back out of it by typing that it was all a 'joke'.


Now back to the thread's subject.
 
Re: titsrock, or anyone who wants honest clarifications ...

titsrock, or anyone who wants honest clarifications, I ask you ...
A) Re-read my posts in this thread (possibly the joke threads as well as their are clarifications in those too), and
B) If you still want honest clarifications, PM me

Prof, seriously. You must be joking. You're the last person I'd PM. You've shown that you disregard the "Private" in "Private Message." That's more what I'm bent about. Your latest "story" about the phony threads seems a bit desperate to me. Or a bit melodramatic.

The word "prose" was an interesting word choice to me...fwiw.
 
Still haven't caught anyone staring at my chest lately.

Damn it getting colder so I have to wear more layers. :mad:
 
Still haven't caught anyone staring at my chest lately.

Damn it getting colder so I have to wear more layers. :mad:

I will glady do it for you...before the weather gets too cold :1orglaugh
 
Poor becks has suddenly become the star of a peep show. :rofl:

I'm down to work security. :D :1orglaugh
 
My girlfriend said that I kept looking at her boobs on our first date. We are still together now, so I guess it was okay with her. Do you think if a woman likes you she won't mind you staring a little?
 
I'm always up for staring at boobs...perhaps you need to *titillate* us with a few tawdry descriptions of your lovelies...

Remind me to do so later. It's almost bedtime. (Ewwwwwww...I have to be at work in a few hours!!! :helpme:)

Wouldn't more layers make them stick out more? They might also make it have a nice profile.

My work uniform is quite unflattering to my figure. :(

Poor becks has suddenly become the star of a peep show. :rofl:

Reminds me of being at work.

I'm down to work security. :D :1orglaugh

How much will it cost me?
 
My work uniform is quite unflattering to my figure.
Is it possible for you to *make adjustments* to it? Can you unbutton the top 2 buttons or unzip it a bit at the top?

My girlfriend said that I kept looking at her boobs on our first date. We are still together now, so I guess it was okay with her. Do you think if a woman likes you she won't mind you staring a little?

Yes, of course! It's best to keep our tongues in our mouths and our saliva in our mouths when we do it...

I wouldn't be looking over a girl I'm out on a date with though....they might not like that. You should just look dates in the eye and smile...even if they say something ridiculous like "George Bush has restored America's image, don't you think?"
 
People could always wear dark sunglasses more. As long as you keep you head pointing in front of you the eyes can wonder around more and less people will notice. They might wonder why you always seem to be staring off into space, but you can just tell them you were daydreaming.
 
I got caught on Sunday ...

I forgot to share this last night.

I got caught by a woman staring at breasts.
She caught me staring at my wife's breasts.

No joke, she was literally just starting to bark at me when my wife turned to me and talked to me.
The woman didn't realize I was with her before that point.

My wife wondered why the woman was talking to me, and had a huge laugh when I told her.
 

SBTNW

Banned
great thread!!! rep to you!

a. boobs while talking to her
b. another woman and got caught by your significant other?

How did you explain/play off/admitted/get out of the akward situation?

a. yes. i was so embarrased that i stop talking to her... for good
b. hell yes. a lot of times. but she knows i'm a man and it's pretty normal to do it.
 
My current girlfriend catches me staring at other women all the time. She doesn't care, as long as I treat her right. She understands how men's eyes are and if I'm not looking she would know I'm not looking on purpose.

yeah. i think most women are like that. my gf doesn't really care if i check out other girls

in fact she is the one that often points out nice racks to me, and vice versa

i sneak glances all the time

its so hard when they have their boobs out and you're trying to talk to somebody

its like you're focusing so much on their eyes you dont hear a word their saying and all you're thinking is "dont look down. don't look down. for the love of god don't look... ah crap i looked down."

i have a cleavage fettish. i love it, and most if not all the girls i know have caught me glancing at thier boobs one time or another. possibly their partners have seen me look too.

i just can't help it
 
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