Guys... i've just done the unthinkable.

[angelface777]

I've had sex more times than most people my age. BTW, I'm 27.



There's nothing abnormal about doing the things you describe, it's just the way you describe them that makes them come off as completely unbelievable. Do you honestly think that most people believe some dude who says something like, "I ate dis bitches pussy up raw dog style last night and then she sucked my cock and shit until my balls exploded all over her phoine ass chin yo"...honestly, who believes anything when it's said like that?



1. No
2. No
3. No



A) The only reason you posted your story in the first place was to make yourself feel great and everybody knows it. Nobody, absolutely nobody on the face of the earth initiates a conversation by telling a story about some girl they "fucked" unless it's to get some sort of social pat on the back.
B) Herpes actually never go away, so...terrible analogy.



Most people who don't post much are the biggest liars of them all. They don't post much because people see through their .

Dude you still lurking around this thread talking about my asshole??? Get some sleep.

Go.

Please.

Leave my ass, (literally) alone dude.

 

[CRASHnBURN]

Middlefingerluv,

Do us all a favor and SHUT THE FUCK UP.

God Damn.

:2 cents:

@OP: I'll admit that the last phrase is really hard to believe, but like what LBP said

"You don't believe him? Fine. You maybe right. Maybe he is lying. I don't know.

But to say that he is lying over and over again with no proof is no Giants deal (yeah Cowboys), but it's not right, imo. "

 

[h00t3rl0v3r]

First of all i'm so happy that you are so concern with my asshole. If you think i'm lying that's fine, but it seems you're putting a lot of heart into doing so. I mean you do realize you keep posting about my asshole. Talking about my asshole. A random guy you met on a anonymous porn forum... talking about my asshole. That sounds way more gay then me telling you a true story about sex i had with a women.

Try again... asshole.

It's a bit sad to post a story in a thread and NOT expect people to react! Especially when it is the 1,000,000th post with a similar "dear Penthouse" panache....

 

[Juiceman]

My ex used to do that thing with the finger. It DOES increase the intensity of your orgasm.

 

[Gordar]

People, do a search on google & look for "male g-spot" (including both " so you'll get the exact phrase).

Do I believe that things like this can & do happen?
Yes

Do I believe if the story you've told is true?
Seeing as you've got no reason to lie (except if you want to brag, but then again, why should you...) I believe you.

Do I really care how good your orgasm was?
Not really. I'm glad for you, but it doesn't do anything for me...

Do I consiously know why I read these 3 pages and decided to answer?
Partly. While reading the replies to the original post, I soon got the feeling that most people do not know that the male g-spot is located somewhere in the arse, so I decided to share that knowledge. Bersides that, I don't have a clue...

Do I know exactly where the male g-spot is?
No, and to tell everyone the truth, since I know it's somewhere in the arse, I have no intention of finding out where exactly. Maybe I'll change my mind after such an experience...:dunno:

 

[jamrak]

I guess that main reason for the failure of trust is in the title of this thread. If it was the hot milf who fingered your ass, why the title sounds "I've done the unthinkable"? It sounds like if you did it yourself!

 

[AFA]

It sounds truly amazing.

 

[assholebythedoor]

people who encourage violence deserve to die

 

[Torre82]

I met this hot milf about two weeks ago and was waiting for the weekend to finally fuck her. The day came and well... let's just say this old dog taught me a new trick.

I quickly got her naked, (great body by the way) worked those nipples and then that sweet pussy. Then she uttered the most wonderful words a women can say to a man, "I wanna suck your dick". I'm like yes ma'am.

First she got on her knees and was doing her thing, and doing it well I might add. Then she suggested I lay on the bed. I'm like cool. She laid down on her stomach in between my legs with a pretty feet dangling in the background and continued.

But as she upped the speed and saliva usage, i kind of felt her moving her finger around my.... ASSHOLE. At first I was about to tell her to back that finger away from the holy of all holyiest but her head game was so good i couldn't talk.

Then it happened. She stuck her finger into my ass and just kept sucking, and sucking, and sucking until i exploded. And let me tell you guys something. Some of you might be thinking it was a little gay to do this but... that was without a doubt the best damn orgasim i've ever had in my life. My entire body froze up, my legs were twitching, and i was screaming like a little bitch.

She swalloed my load, stood up and said, "now how you like that shit motherfucker". I felt so used, but I never felt so good.

Memo to all straight guys, just try it once.

.. and then he woke up and masturbated to this wonderful fantasy while I neg repped him for his post. Seeing as how he only had 30 of those posts I did not feel too bad while his mother sucked me to a wonderful orgasm while fisting my ass with a jewish tickler.

~Sincerely, your uncle.

But honestly, where the hell is the rest of the post? What is unthinkable? Who didnt think it? What the hell? More info, more pics, more something PLEASE!

When dealing with the internet denizens you cannot use the word unthinkable unless you've done some extreme taboo that's impossible to find. 2girls1cup, 2men1horse, etc.

 

[squallumz]

"now how you like that shit motherfucker" - Up until that part, you had me, you really did.

i know. i was kinda almost believing it too, but that was too much. cute story though.

 

[Torre82]

I am a Jedi. I am the unthinkable. Btw I smooched on my sister, should I fuck her?

Yes. But dont let your da... err, Vader know about it. Just giving you a heads up.

 

[Baill Inneraora]

If it happened, good for him, but did he do that was unthinkable?

Why in the world would the thought of "is this gay" even go through someones mind if they are w/a hot woman?

 

[assholebythedoor]

insecurities, there's not that much more to say

 

[angelface777]

This makes me feel like one of a group of virgin nerds sitting in a circle. One of the nerds claims to have touched and boob over the weekend, and all his nerd friends are like

Nerd#1 "Dude you're a liar"
Nerd#2 "You never touched a boob man, in your dreams"
Nerd#3 "I touched a boob before... it was my sister's boob by accident but...I still felt it".

I put unthinkable in the title because before the weekend that type of thing was something I thought I would never do.

And i really don't give two turds wheather anybody believes me or not, or if i fingered my own ass while thinking about one of your grandmothers, i just posted the experince that's all.

 

[DOA82]

And i really don't give two turds wheather anybody believes me or not, or if i fingered my own ass while thinking about one of your grandmothers, i just posted the experince that's all.

In that case, don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out!

 

[angelface777]

In that case, don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out!

*walks away holding my nuts with one hand, and giving you the finger with the other.*

 

[young_guns]

more stories!!!

 

[LilBoy]

You can relax. A lady's finger doesn't make it "gay".
Now, if it was a penis...

 

[Nina_Mercedez]

Lmao!!!!!

 

[h00t3rl0v3r]

This makes me feel like one of a group of virgin nerds sitting in a circle. One of the nerds claims to have touched and boob over the weekend, and all his nerd friends are like

Nerd#1 "Dude you're a liar"
Nerd#2 "You never touched a boob man, in your dreams"
Nerd#3 "I touched a boob before... it was my sister's boob by accident but...I still felt it".

I put unthinkable in the title because before the weekend that type of thing was something I thought I would never do.

And i really don't give two turds wheather anybody believes me or not, or if i fingered my own ass while thinking about one of your grandmothers, i just posted the experince that's all.

Dude, get past all of your problems and just stop posting.....
Like said earlier.... post a thread like this, expect what you had coming. Now shut up, take it like a man and stop whining and nagging to ppl.
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.


PS: how does your finger smell now, dirty boy?!