Guys... i've just done the unthinkable.

[assholebythedoor]

angel, can you get that movie to me? atleast send me a preview. I don't know what your talking about. I don't search for anything like that around where I live.

 

[LBP 76]

yes you do or you wouldn't be here. you know how that shit rolls, and look at you in the thick of things. YOU MUST be on some kind of drugs to of said that. woop di do

I said I don't really care. Not I don't care, fido brain. Read.

I only posted 'cause some people were calling him a liar and I wanted to say I believe him.

As for people talking about their sexual exploits? I stopped doing that in high school.

 

[angelface777]

you mean you never heard of the dark knight??? The movie made like a billion dollars world wide. it's so awesome man believe me.

 

[Jack Davenport]

You were doing public sex in high school?

 

[LBP 76]

You were doing public sex in high school?

Good point...I changed it.

 

[angelface777]

I said I don't really care. Not I don't care, fido brain. Read.

I only posted 'cause some people were calling him a liar and I wanted to say I believe him.

As for people talking about their sex in public? I stopped doing that in high school.

Well i usually don't talk about my sex in public but I just thought this was a special case because of the experince, and the fact that a lot of guys don't like to try it because they think it makes them gay, (i know i use to think that same way before last night) so that's why i posted it.

 

[assholebythedoor]

well, not really, I saw the commericals but it wasn't my bussiness. I'm more in to comedys, or martial art films, or films that have some kind of enigma. I just havn't saw that dark knight. I just havn't got around to it. You make it sound interesting.

 

[assholebythedoor]

shes just crying for attention

 

[LBP 76]

Well i usually don't talk about my sex in public but I just thought this was a special case because of the experince, and the fact that a lot of guys don't like to try it because they think it makes them gay, (i know i use to think that same way before last night) so that's why i posted it.

I understand.

 

[assholebythedoor]

I guess it all depending on what your relating to, some people refer to different things. Not by any chance were you thinking about sending that Trailor to that film . Its not a big deal for you to do something like that, since your already probably doing nothing.

 

[ChefChiTown]

I met this hot milf about two weeks ago and was waiting for the weekend to finally fuck her. The day came and well... let's just say this old dog taught me a new trick.

I quickly got her naked, (great body by the way) worked those nipples and then that sweet pussy. Then she uttered the most wonderful words a women can say to a man, "I wanna suck your dick". I'm like yes ma'am.

First she got on her knees and was doing her thing, and doing it well I might add. Then she suggested I lay on the bed. I'm like cool. She laid down on her stomach in between my legs with a pretty feet dangling in the background and continued.

But as she upped the speed and saliva usage, i kind of felt her moving her finger around my.... ASSHOLE. At first I was about to tell her to back that finger away from the holy of all holyiest but her head game was so good i couldn't talk.

Then it happened. She stuck her finger into my ass and just kept sucking, and sucking, and sucking until i exploded. And let me tell you guys something. Some of you might be thinking it was a little gay to do this but... that was without a doubt the best damn orgasim i've ever had in my life. My entire body froze up, my legs were twitching, and i was screaming like a little bitch.

She swalloed my load, stood up and said, "now how you like that shit motherfucker". I felt so used, but I never felt so good.

Memo to all straight guys, just try it once.

Sooooo, you were masturbating one day and decided to try sticking a finger in your ass...no need to make up this obviously fake story just to tell us about how much you liked it.

 

[assholebythedoor]

shut up, your have a better chance becoming a bathroom attendent

 

[angelface777]

Sooooo, you were masturbating one day and decided to try sticking a finger in your ass...no need to make up this obviously fake story just to tell us about how much you liked it.

dude quit trying to be a hard ass over the internet... it's not that serious.

and you're the only one talking about masterbating and sticking fingers up your own ass so ask yourself the question, "did you wash your hands before typing that stupid reply"?

 

[assholebythedoor]

he's straight don't worry about him, hes just talking.

 

[Timbobjambo]

I heard batman was giving away free copies of his new movie in this thread so where is it?

 

[angelface777]

I heard batman was giving away free copies of his new movie in this thread so where is it?

i know i have my copy.

 

[assholebythedoor]

its just talk

 

[ripthejacker]

I have a friend who swears by girls doing that...

 

[assholebythedoor]

this reminds me of a story that has a sad ending

 

[angelface777]

this reminds me of a story that has a sad ending

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