Guys... i've just done the unthinkable.

[assholebythedoor]

I would rather not, if it doesn't bother you that much

 

[angelface777]

I would rather not, if it doesn't bother you that much

fine by me. i still have the dark knight

 

[alexpnz]

So did I..........I just sharted! :dunno:

 

[assholebythedoor]

shit happens, send it over

 

[ChefChiTown]

dude quit trying to be a hard ass over the internet... it's not that serious.

and you're the only one talking about masterbating and sticking fingers up your own ass so ask yourself the question, "did you wash your hands before typing that stupid reply"?

Yes, I'm such a hard ass because I don't believe your made-up story.

I'm flattered that you would picture me sticking fingers in my ass, but I was clearly referring to you doing that in my post. No reason to be embarassed about trying it; we all have. It's an anonymous porn forum. No need to make up a ridiculous story just to get people's reactions to a man having a finger in his ass, just so you can convince yourself that you're not gay for doing it.

 

[young_guns]

ohhh, wow

 

[angelface777]

Yes, I'm such a hard ass because I don't believe your made-up story.

I'm flattered that you would picture me sticking fingers in my ass, but I was clearly referring to you doing that in my post. No reason to be embarassed about trying it; we all have. It's an anonymous porn forum. No need to make up a ridiculous story just to get people's reactions to a man having a finger in his ass, just so you can convince yourself that you're not gay for doing it.

First of all i'm so happy that you are so concern with my asshole. If you think i'm lying that's fine, but it seems you're putting a lot of heart into doing so. I mean you do realize you keep posting about my asshole. Talking about my asshole. A random guy you met on a anonymous porn forum... talking about my asshole. That sounds way more gay then me telling you a true story about sex i had with a women.

Try again... asshole.

 

[RogueWolf]

First of all i'm so happy that you are so concern with my asshole. If you think i'm lying that's fine, but it seems you're putting a lot of heart into doing so. I mean you do realize you keep posting about my asshole. Talking about my asshole. A random guy you met on a anonymous porn forum... talking about my asshole. That sounds way more gay then me telling you a true story about sex i had with a women.

Try again... asshole.

What's the board record for using the word 'asshole' in a single post?

 

[ChefChiTown]

First of all i'm so happy that you are so concern with my asshole. If you think i'm lying that's fine, but it seems you're putting a lot of heart into doing so. I mean you do realize you keep posting about my asshole. Talking about my asshole. A random guy you met on a anonymous porn forum... talking about my asshole. That sounds way more gay then me telling you a true story about sex i had with a women.

Try again... asshole.

First of all, you're getting so mad that someone doesn't believe your story that you actually called me an asshole. Thank you for confirming my suspicion.

Secondly, you honestly expect people to believe that this is part of a "true story"...

I quickly got her naked, (great body by the way) worked those nipples and then that sweet pussy. Then she uttered the most wonderful words a women can say to a man, "I wanna suck your dick". I'm like yes ma'am.

No, that didn't happen.

But as she upped the speed and saliva usage, i kind of felt her moving her finger around my.... ASSHOLE. At first I was about to tell her to back that finger away from the holy of all holyiest but her head game was so good i couldn't talk.

No, that didn't happen.

Then it happened. She stuck her finger into my ass and just kept sucking, and sucking, and sucking until i exploded. And let me tell you guys something. Some of You Might be thinking it was a little gay to do this but... that was without a doubt the best damn orgasim i've ever had in my life. My entire body froze up, my legs were twitching, and i was screaming like a little bitch.

No, that didn't happen. And, the grand finale (as DOA already addressed)...

She swalloed my load, stood up and said, "now how you like that shit motherfucker". I felt so used, but I never felt so good.

No, that most definitely didn't happen.

Sorry, maybe some other people are buying this, but not me.

 

[LBP 76]

What's the board record for using the word 'asshole' in a single post?

What's the board record for using the word asshole? Is that the asshole as in anus? Or asshole as in a jerk. Or asshole of a jerk's anus? Or asshole of a donkey's anus? Or asshole that refers to 'as shole', which we all know has no meaning.

So now that you mention about asshole usage; I don't know if that post has the most asshole references.



8 btw.

 

[angelface777]

First of all, you're getting so mad that someone doesn't believe your story that you actually called me an asshole. Thank you for confirming my suspicion.

Secondly, you honestly expect people to believe that this is part of a "true story"...



No, that didn't happen.



No, that didn't happen.



No, that didn't happen. And, the grand finale (as DOA already addressed)...



No, that most definitely didn't happen.

Sorry, maybe some other people are buying this, but not me.

First the asshole comment was just for fun because i used the word so much in a single post. haha

Okay now i have a question for you. Have you ever had sex before? I mean really. Beacuse usually when i have sex with a girl, i undress her, suck her tits, eat her pussy, you know normal shit like that. I mean I find it funny that you find it so hard to believe my story when just about everything i said i'd expect any "real man" to do on any normal sexually encounter. You may find some of the dialogue hard to believe I can understand that part but dude outside of the whole finger in the ass thing my encounter with the milf was rather... normal.

Here's 3 steps for a more exciting sex life.

1. Get off the computer.
2. Take finger out of own ass, (let a girl do it cause it rocks)
3. And try to get laid.

Peace. brother.

 

[LBP 76]

Secondly, you honestly expect people to believe that this is part of a "true story"...

I see no evidence that he's lying. And I am not about to call a guy a liar with zero actual evidence to refute his story.

You don't believe him? Fine. You maybe right. Maybe he is lying. I don't know.

But to say that he is lying over and over again with no proof is no Giants deal (yeah Cowboys), but it's not right, imo.

 

[titsrock]

"now how you like that shit motherfucker" - Up until that part, you had me, you really did.

Ding Ding Ding....we have a winner.

I don't believe she said that phrase. Highly suspect. OP your story would be more convincing if you didn't defend yourself so fiercely. I mean if you're correct and your story happened, do you really care how many people believe you or not? Figure out a way to sell your story to us even more. Raging at the Chef is not convincing strategy...:2 cents:

 

[Magnet]

Middlefingerluv,

Do us all a favor and SHUT THE FUCK UP.

God Damn.

 

[angelface777]

I see no evidence that he's lying. And I am not about to call a guy a liar with zero actual evidence to refute his story.

You don't believe him? Fine. You maybe right.

But to say that he is lying over and over again with no proof to back it up is not right, imo.

Thank you. I mean he acts like I'm looking for some type of congrulations from him or others to make myself feel great or something. If you don't believe me good, keep stepping and happy holidays. But to keep coming back like Herpes saying the same thing over and over shows this fellow has no life, because he's more concern with my....wait for it...ASSHOLE!

 

[young_guns]

someone is going to get banned for a day...

 

[angelface777]

Ding Ding Ding....we have a winner.

I don't believe she said that phrase. Highly suspect. OP your story would be more convincing if you didn't defend yourself so fiercely. I mean if you're correct and your story happened, do you really care how many people believe you or not? Figure out a way to sell your story to us even more. Raging at the Chef is not convincing strategy...:2 cents:

Damn you guys have me seriously questioning girls i fuck because that line actually shocks you??? Dude i'm 24, ive been sexually active since 15, and i've heard way more creative shit then that come out of girls mouths. No disrespect titsrock but you must be fucking some boring bitches.

 

[LBP 76]

Thank you. I mean he acts like I'm looking for some type of congrulations from him or others to make myself feel great or something. If you don't believe me good, keep stepping and happy holidays. But to keep coming back like Herpes saying the same thing over and over shows this fellow has no life, because he's more concern with my....wait for it...ASSHOLE!

Your welcome.

But you shouldn't expect people to believe sex stories here on FreeOnes without proof. Too many people have told some whoppers in the past.

And ChefChiTown, who is a member I respect, has seen a lot of them.

My advice is just tell your story and let it go. No matter how truthful it is, SOMEONE is going to think your lying.

 

[angelface777]

Your welcome.

But you shouldn't expect people to believe sex stories here on FreeOnes without proof. Too many people have told some whoppers in the past.

And ChefChiTown, who is a member I respect, has seen a lot of them.

My advice is just tell your story and let it go. No matter how truthful it is, SOMEONE is going to think your lying.

Well i don't post much but if they're a lot of liars then i can see the suspection so... it's all good.

 

[ChefChiTown]

First the asshole comment was just for fun because i used the word so much in a single post. haha

Okay now i have a question for you. Have you ever had sex before?

I've had sex more times than most people my age. BTW, I'm 27.

Beacuse usually when i have sex with a girl, i undress her, suck her tits, eat her pussy, you know normal shit like that. I mean I find it funny that you find it so hard to believe my story when just about everything i said i'd expect any "real man" to do on any normal sexually encounter. You may find some of the dialogue hard to believe I can understand that part but dude outside of the whole finger in the ass thing my encounter with the milf was rather... normal.

There's nothing abnormal about doing the things you describe, it's just the way you describe them that makes them come off as completely unbelievable. Do you honestly think that most people believe some dude who says something like, "I ate dis bitches pussy up raw dog style last night and then she sucked my cock and shit until my balls exploded all over her phoine ass chin yo"...honestly, who believes anything when it's said like that?

Here's 3 steps for a more exciting sex life.

1. Get off the computer.
2. Take finger out of own ass, (let a girl do it cause it rocks)
3. And try to get laid.

1. No
2. No
3. No

Thank you. I mean he acts like I'm looking for some type of congrulations from him or others to make myself feel great or something. If you don't believe me good, keep stepping and happy holidays. But to keep coming back like Herpes saying the same thing over and over shows this fellow has no life, because he's more concern with my....wait for it...ASSHOLE!

A) The only reason you posted your story in the first place was to make yourself feel great and everybody knows it. Nobody, absolutely nobody on the face of the earth initiates a conversation by telling a story about some girl they "fucked" unless it's to get some sort of social pat on the back.
B) Herpes actually never go away, so...terrible analogy.

Well i don't post much but if they're a lot of liars then i can see the suspection so... it's all good.

Most people who don't post much are the biggest liars of them all. They don't post much because people see through their .