Yeah i had that one cumming. (congratulations) I should have picked something like say Broke back moutain. That would have been a lot less gay. (No disrepect Heath)
Guys... i've just done the unthinkable.
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Yeah i had that one cumming. (congratulations) I should have picked something like say Broke back moutain. That would have been a lot less gay. (No disrepect Heath)
ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Technically, it's "asparagus"...
...and it still won't go away. Oh my God, wouldn't it be cool if I was turning into a super hero? Oh sssssweeeeet...I'm sooooo turning into a cool super hero!!!
Technically, it's "asparagus"...
...and it still won't go away. Oh my God, wouldn't it be cool if I was turning into a super hero? Oh sssssweeeeet...I'm sooooo turning into a cool super hero!!!
The amazing Shit-Man. When he flies past, a green stripe is his trail and a nasty odor his trade mark!
ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
The amazing Shit-Man. When he flies past, a green stripe is his trail and a nasty odor his trade mark!
I'm actually thinking of going by Sgt. Stool and putting together a group of other raggedy super heros. I think we'll call ourselves...
The Fecal Friends?
The Bathroom Buddies?
The Poo Pals?
Eh, we'll figure it out.
My current hopes for a roster include...
Deputy Diarrhea
The Gas Man
The Odor-Riser
Porcelain Pete
The Vomit Comet
Hersh E. Squirts
The Scrubbing Bubbles
Write me in as "Skid Mark"!
Guess what happened!
There is a very "friendly" user on the board, who just negative-repped me because of the Skid Mark comment.
So Auslim, with your nice neg-rep and added comment of "Go fuck yourself asshole" you just earned yourself the title of Douchebag of the Year!!!!
Congratulations Auslim!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There is a very "friendly" user on the board, who just negative-repped me because of the Skid Mark comment.
So Auslim, with your nice neg-rep and added comment of "Go fuck yourself asshole" you just earned yourself the title of Douchebag of the Year!!!!
Congratulations Auslim!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you and her hooking up anytime soon? lol...more stories?
no no no. I told a true story around here this one time and it turned into fucking world war 3 up in this bitch. I know better now lol
If she would have put her finger in my ass, I would have put my foot in her's.
Fair is fair. It would have went like this.
"Bitch bend over so I can put my foot in your ass" LOL
Then again she would have liked it probably. That seem to be normal now a days.
Fair is fair. It would have went like this.
"Bitch bend over so I can put my foot in your ass" LOL
Then again she would have liked it probably. That seem to be normal now a days.
thanksimout
Loves the double vag
Like this..... ?
Last night I pick up this girl at the bar and Went back to her place. Cute a little heavy but willing. She was so wasted and she was sitting on the couch kissing and heavy petting. She reaches in to a drawer and pulls out a small vibrator and lifts her skirt and starts massaging.
So Im like its on stand up and drop my pants and she starts giving me the best blow job i've ever had then she just jams the vibrator in my ass.
I can't say I didnt like it but the innitial shoke wasnt pleasant.
I didnt stop her.
Ever happen to you?
chad
LIAR hehe.
I don't know what I can say but some stories are either too confusing or either too good to be true but this just my honest opinion, so don't jump on me because I just expressed my personal modest opinion.
At last but not least, I knew a guy in one of my former classes who loved to be fingered by girls during foreplay.
At last but not least, I knew a guy in one of my former classes who loved to be fingered by girls during foreplay.
How could it possibly have been gay to have a woman's finger in your asshole?
Good for you my brother. :jump:
But I would be careful when another MILF wants to stick a 14 inch dong up your rectum. Then again maybe not. . . never mind, carry on. :spin:
Where do I apply for the role of Gas Man?
i never mentioned a 14 inch anything... you did though so... thanks for the warning. Did it hurt or.... never mind, carry on.
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