Grits or Hash Browns?

Grits, Hash Browns or???

  • Grits....hell yeah!

    Votes: 7 25.9%
  • Hash Browns; would never eat grits!

    Votes: 7 25.9%
  • Tried grits, prefer hash browns

    Votes: 8 29.6%
  • Don't like either. I'd like some crepes, please (good luck with that in Texas)!.

    Votes: 5 18.5%

  • Total voters
    27

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
never had grits. its just cornmeal, isnt it?

i'd try it, but eh. if i have potatoes, i go with some pan-fried stuff with onion. not hashbrown, just regular potatoes.

hashbrowns are little too greasy for me.


honestly, i'd much rather just have a big bowl of noodles. or pizza. or leftover dinner. i love waking up and remembering i had extra dinner sitting in there waiting to be in my belly.
 

bobjustbob

Proud member of FreeOnes Hall Of Fame. Retired to
The problem I find with hash browns is most places don't cook them long enough. I'll ask to burn them so they come out right.
 

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
The problem I find with hash browns is most places don't cook them long enough. I'll ask to burn them so they come out right.

the thought of a restaurant, a place that people pay to eat food, not knowing how to cook, just blows my mind.
 

BlkHawk

Closed Account
Grits for me, though I prefer them sprinkled with cheese.

Oh and it's fag then sex, fag, breakfast, fag. Dirk got it right after that.
 
I like both, normally get hash browns at restaurants, though. Grits are best when homemade.
 
You, sir, are a fine poster here at FreeOnes. I do take exception to your post, however. Unless you're a novice, it goes sex, fag, breakfast, fag, sex, fag, sex, lunch, drinks.

No elevenses between breakfast and lunch? What primative and unsophisticated world do some people live in?

BTW hash browns for me. Had grits once, it looked like wallpaper paste and I could have used it as wallpaper paste. Fucking vile.
 

Jagger69

Three lullabies in an ancient tongue
You'd like Jagger to poop on your chest, too?

Hmmmm.....actually, you can order poop-on-a-chest at just about any roadside hashhouse restaurant here in Texas. Fried, of course, side order of baconsalt is standard. :baconsalt:
 

Jagger69

Three lullabies in an ancient tongue
I've never tried grits and would've probably never heard of them if not for the movie My Cousin Vinny. Is it similar to cream of wheat? That stuff is good mixed with sweetened condensed milk. That said, I love me some hash browns.

No, not like cream of wheat at all except for the consistency (before adding milk). As ban-one said, if you've had polenta, grits are basically the same thing.

Here's a visual that looks like it could have been taken at any breakfast joint in Texas:

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No, not like cream of wheat at all except for the consistency (before adding milk). As ban-one said, if you've had polenta, grits are basically the same thing.

Here's a visual that looks like it could have been taken at any breakfast joint in Texas:

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Ahh. My curiosity is piqued now. I'm gonna have to try some.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
You, sir, are a fine poster here at FreeOnes. I do take exception to your post, however. Unless you're a novice, it goes sex, fag, breakfast, fag, sex, fag, sex, lunch, drinks.

That's a lot of fags. I worry about your health.
 

Harley Spencer

Official Checked Star Member
I've eaten hash browns, I like hash browns. I'd try almost any foodstuff, including grits, now that Wiki has told me what they are. And I would have to say "kiss my grits, nooch" in my best Jay Mewes voice before tucking in.

But the honest answer when it comes to a hot breakfast is, I don't want to eat anything that takes up valuable room that could be taken up with (look away now, Maggie) more bacon, more sausages, or if they have it, black pudding. I think that's blood sausage to the uninitiated.

OK, at a push.... a piece of fried bread or dry toast to make a bacon, sausage, black pudding and brown sauce half-sandwich. But that's the limit to my starch at breakfast.

:booty:

I'd take grits over blood sausage. And I hate grits. Nasty combination of creamy and lumpy.

But your post reminds me, usually when I go out for breakfast (which is rare, I'm not much of a breakfast person), I just get a bunch of sides as my meal. Bacon, sausage, toast, and hash browns. And it better be sausage links, fuck the patties.
 

BCT

Pucker Up Butter Cup.
I've never tried grits and would've probably never heard of them if not for the movie My Cousin Vinny. Is it similar to cream of wheat? That stuff is good mixed with sweetened condensed milk. That said, I love me some hash browns.

How do you like your grits? Regular, Creamy, or Al Dente?
 

tartanterrier

Is somewhere outhere.
I haven't had Grits, just hash browns and I didn't like them much at all to be honest.Instead I usually have scrambled eggs on toast or French Toast with my breakfast meat ;)
 

feller469

Moving to a trailer in Fife, AL.
Had grits, not a big fan. Hash browns with scrambled eggs, a slab of ham, and toast, with sweet tea....mmmmmmmm.
 

ban-one

Works for panties
Going out on a limb here, so I'll try to be careful, but I think that most of you who tried grits but didn't like them, didn't get grits that were made by someone who knew what they were doing and were in high likelihood, instant. Aside from homemade grits, the only good grits I've ever had were at Shoney's, the locally-run seafood restaurant were they have good cheese grits, and over at the grits festival in Warwick. But of course they would have good grits at the festival made by people who knew what they were doing.
 
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