Good News... Bad News...

[tiger1977]

Bad News: I got the 'Bad News' & 'Good News' mixed up..








Good News: It's Ok now, but Tera Patrick is going to spank me for getting it wrong..

Bad News: He's going to use a 2x4 to do it.

Good News: My penis still operates properly..

 

[Wainkerr99]

Bad news - someone gossiped about you now no-one likes you.

Good news - truth is you have a smooth tongue.

 

[nothingandless]

bad news: you have cancer of the mouth and not only are you losing your tongue, but all your teeth, as well.

good news: dental hygiene is a thing of the past.

 

[Wainkerr99]

Good news: You have your driver's licence.

Bad news: You can't yet afford to buy a car!

 

[Dawn]

Good news: Bicycle is good for your health.

Bad news: You are suspected of murder.

 

[doghair]

good news; you are innocent.

bad news: your lawyer is a complete moron

 

[Wainkerr99]

good news: they found the real killer
bad news: the Judge doesn't like your teeth at all

 

[doghair]

good news: the state provides free dental care while in custody.

bad news : your dentist does not believe in Novocaine.

 

[Montrealman]

Good news: You're drunk.

Bad News: Your dentist is also drunk & wears an eyepatch.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Good news: The dentists assistant is really hot.
Bad news: (S)he thinks the same about you and her cock is bigger than yours.