Finish the Sentence

[titsrock]

...I would give them a ride to the concert in this great car I recently bought--K.I.T.T.--it's fast but it gets lousy MPG?

We arrived at the Hasselhoff concert when, all of a sudden, Nina Mercedez stepped out of a Limo with a look of desire in her eye, and.....

 

[Wainkerr99]

I looked around to see bulges appearing in all the guys trousers as the paparrazi came screaming up to take her photo. The male guests partners were looking angry so

 

[Nina_Mercedez]

I pushed her to the ground and stepped up because I take better photos

I announced I am Wankerr99 and...

 

[titsrock]

I moved in to plant a showstopper ~kiss~ on Nina right in front of the paparazzi and the fans, when all of a sudden, David Hasselhoff appeared with a look of anger in his eyes. He began to storm over to Nina and me to...

 

[Wainkerr99]

sing "Du bist alles, was ich habe auf der Welt,
Du bist alles, was ich will.
Du, Du allein kannst mich versteh'n,
Du, Du darfst nie mehr von mir geh'n."

I stood there with stunned astonishment as Nina

 

[HeartBroker]

...speared him in the gonads with her stiletto heels!

The Hoff instantly...

 

[Master_Gio]

cried like a little bitch.

To which Nina responded by...

 

[titsrock]

...picking the Hoff up by the scruff of his flamboyantly ugly shirt and suplexing him in the middle of the sidewalk. The paparazzi cameras began to snap. When, all of a sudden, descending from the roof--Sting! Sting eyed Nina and...

 

[Nina_Mercedez]

said "Thank you" I wanted to kick his ass for a long time.

Just then K.I.T.T....

 

[nothingandless]

...screamed as he squeeled around the curve, crashed through the barrier, and plummeted to his oily and firey death.

they don't make cars like...

 

[Philbert]

..the 1975 Ferrari 365GT4BB anymore.


I once saw a Ford Pinto with the words "Pintera" on the rear hatchback; when I quit laughing I went over and...

 

[tiger1977]

...pissed in the gas tank.

While lighting my cigarette as I walked away...

 

[nothingandless]

..and said fuck it, as i threw a malotov cocktail through the ambassador's...

 

[HeartBroker]

...windshield, he was as burnt as a...

 

[rawlwear]

piece of toast, I realized I had to be somewhere....

 

[Wainkerr99]

where I could fill an entire page of a Freeones forum all on my own.
I sat down with a smug smile on my mug to

 

[Master_Gio]

enjoy some quality porn, but suddenly...

 

[rawlwear]

The door bell rang, it was?.....

 

[doghair]

Jana Jordan

She told me she just moved in next door and was wondering if......

 

[Master_Gio]

she could borrow some sugar.

But, what she really meant was...