Finish the Sentence

[titsrock]

..that she bought a bunch of brand new thongs from the lingerie store and wanted an opinion on which was the best. I took that as a sign for me to....

 

[Philbert]

see following post...

 

[Philbert]

...rip them off and go to town on her! I had 3 new variations on the Missionary Position to try, several anal, vaginal, and oral translations from the original Kama su-tra, and a severe case of oral fixation to work out!

After leaving my Bible Studies Class on Sunday, I called Nina and asked her if...

 

[HeartBroker]

...she was sick.

Because she hadn't missed a class in...

 

[titsrock]

... awhile and I had begun to miss our *secret* explorations of the Kama Sutra text when we were supposed to be reviewing the Old Testament, it pleased me greatly when Nina answered my call and told me....

 

[Philbert]

..."Sure, and don't forget to bring the Grape (KY) jelly, Corizon!"

By the time I was ready to go, she...

 

[Nina_Mercedez]

had suddenly opened the jelly and said put this on your cock Philbert I want to lick it off you!

then suddenly...

 

[Philbert]

...3 EMS' arrived to revive Philbert.
Immediately after his massive coronary, he felt better; so, the 3 EMS' joined Philbert and...

 

[Wainkerr99]

hopped into his Lamborgini to go visit Vegas. On the way Nina Mercedez told them a story of

 

[Master_Gio]

her great adventure fighting an evil villain who wanted to...

 

[doghair]

infect the world's water supply with a bio-chemical that would alter all women so they would look like Rosie O'Donnell.

The only way to stop him was to........

 

[Ol-Skool-Perv]

run him down in the middle of the road with a Lamborghini, yet this was as much a pipe dream as it was...

 

[Wainkerr99]

that some old school perv might actually be invited for dinner with Nina. Yet, hope springs eternal in the human heart, and stranger things have been known to happen, so

 

[leadguitar]

I Replaced the dildo in my ass with a pistachio, went on my merry way and....

 

[titsrock]

decided I would cue up a nice Nina vid for a wank. As soon as I put the DVD in my player, all of sudden, someone crashed through my bedroom window. It was...

 

[BostonBruin]

ron jeremy.... he was totally exhausted and told me...

 

[rawlwear]

that sucking your own dick is gay, we than headed out the window, down the street to...

 

[titsrock]

...that's when we came across these 2 busty college girls who happened to be lost. After they cleaned off our come from their shirts, we decided to go for drinks, at which point...

 

[Montrealman]

...we realized their names were Larry and Daryl.
Their other brother Daryl stopped by and....

 

[tiger1977]

forgot why they even showed up. So they...