Finish the Sentence

[rawlwear]

This was pointless idea, Suddenly my phone rang.....

 

[Philbert]

This was pointless idea, Suddenly my phone rang.....

...and it was Rahm Emanuel, looking for Barak!
Michelle was pissed, she hadn't seen him for over...

 

[Master_Gio]

ten years and felt she needed to talk to him.

I, on the other hand, felt that...

 

[HeartBroker]

...the damage had already been done.

My only course of action then appeared to be...

 

[Philbert]

...elect him President of the World!!!

After the nuclear haze dissipated, the world looked like the ...

 

[nothingandless]

...bottom of my toilet bowl, only maybe a little bit nicer.

and i quote,"...

 

[Philbert]

"Where did Australia go ???"

Don't wanna hurt no kangaroos, although I might just wanna hurt some...

 

[rampau]

"Where did Australia go ???"

Don't wanna hurt no kangaroos, although I might just wanna hurt some...

...body who'll speak to me in a heavy Australian accent.

I'll probably hit them with a...

 

[Nina_Mercedez]

Kiwi and then take off fast!

Because you know any minute now....

 

[Wainkerr99]

some grizzly old Aborigine will come stumbling out the dustbowl asking for an autograph. I put on my best YSL golf shirt, and stepped up to her with a winning smile that said...

 

[HeartBroker]

...sure, a few of my teeth are missing but don't let that stop you from...

 

[titsrock]

...admiring the way I grip my shaft. I bent over to tee up a ball....

 

[friendsofmine]

and looked up Natalie Gulbis's skirt .Her panties were missing and....

 

[titsrock]

there was a visible fluid slowly and seductively dripping down her inner thigh. All of a sudden, an idea came to me. I decided I would...

 

[Philbert]

...take up gynecology, and specialize in infectious diseases!


I was mildly astonished at how strong the...

 

[titsrock]

..odors were that emanated from Philby's piehole. He seemed confused when the hot golfer chick walked over and asked him to...

 

[cristianomt]

boil some water... she was up to some tea...
after having a nice snack, everybody...

 

[Nina_Mercedez]

sat back in awe at the big budge in cristianomt's pants

He turned to them and....

 

[Philbert]

knocked several people down.


While walking down Kikov Disengoff one day, I met several German tourists; they wanted to know where...

 

[Master_Gio]

the David Hasseloff concert was.

I told them...