Finish the Sentence

[HeartBroker]

...bought us a couple of rounds and left to begin their annual pilgrimage to...

 

[titsrock]

...took us to this double secret Strip Club known as "The SauceD-Rock", which we thought was a very strange name for a strip club until....

 

[HeartBroker]

...we were greeted at the cordon by D-Rock himself!

He told us...

 

[titsrock]

...that his club was very exclusive indeed and that we would need to pony up the $20 cover charge. We decided that D-Rock's policy was OUTRAGEOUS so we....

 

[doghair]

pissed on his shoes.

The strippers were so impressed by our bravado that they..........

 

[titsrock]

...invited us to the secret backroom where they gave us the best blowjobs and tittyfucks of our lives. Then, all of a sudden, D-Rock burst through the door with a look of demonic fire in his eyes and he......

 

[Philbert]

...pissed on OUR shoes.




Whenever Bucky ordered a lapdance from Nikki, he immediately became...

 

[cristianomt]

... so horny he couldn't control his impulses... so he said he loved her... and she said:

 

[Xombie3000]

"Oh my God! What is that on your face!" To which he replied...

 

[zaxxon]

"Oh this? It's my new tattoo." which was of....

 

[titsrock]

a nice breakfast scone I had the other day. "Do you like scones, baby?" he asked. Nikki put her hands on his shoulders and...

 

[Wainkerr99]

began to rap. "Yo I never done no scone man

I do you now I be the one​

my rep it sink like a stone​

so yeah I'm gone now​

and like we be done​

I say no den u be gone
Smithers twisted his head around to look at her. He said

 

[rawlwear]

I would give my left nut to touch you, She replied.....

 

[busenbust]

...and he looked down and noticed that one of his nuts was missing.

 

[Master_Gio]

he started to cry and did not what to do, when suddenly...

 

[titsrock]

...the Nut Fairy appeared with a shiny, brass nut, to which the fairy began to attach it to the package.

All of a sudden, General Zod stormed through the door of D-Rock's strip club, and he shouted...

 

[busenbust]

"You Idiots! Where are all the big tit porno stars?". And then...

 

[HeartBroker]

...the dancers decided a strike would be the best thing to do.

Their union rep told them that...

 

[busenbust]

their boobs were not big enough. So, one of the dancers suggested...

 

[Wainkerr99]

They pop down to plasticboobies'rus and swap used panties for silicone. Mickey Rourke was there. He sidled over and said