Finish the Sentence

[rawlwear]

dam I love big tits on girls, The one girl suggested he get his tits done the owner of plasticboobies'rus replied....

 

[23lebron23]

get er done!

 

[titsrock]

Then, all of a sudden, Brett Favre walked through the doors of D-Rock's strip club and he glared at everyone. The crowd was silent. Then, Brett....

 

[rawlwear]

Got up on stage and did his own dance, made $1000 that night, later took a stripper home to find out that she......

 

[Ace Bandage]

Was actually John Madden is disguise...

 

[Master_Gio]

I was so pissed, that I punched him across the face.

He then...

 

[titsrock]

called EA Sports and had Favre removed from the next version of the game. Madden started to cry, and Brett walked over, put his arm around the big guy, and whispered.....

 

[HeartBroker]

...anyone that's too afraid to fly would also be...

 

[Master_Gio]

to afraid to ride a sea monster.

Madden stopped crying and...

 

[HeartBroker]

...ate a couple turduckens!

He was so happy afterwards that he...

 

[Supafly]

creamed his pants.

She opened the door and wouldn't you know...

 

[Master_Gio]

Tera Patrick stopped by for a visit!

She came over to...

 

[HeartBroker]

...borrow a cup of flour.

We didn't have enough to...

 

[hst123]

...bake a proper cream pie.

So instead we wanted to use...

 

[samwise34]

... some whipped cream
She said she loved the taste of ...

 

[Master_Gio]

having a lot of cream in her coffee.

That's when i said...

 

[cumsuply]

Put your mug right here under my unit and I'll fill you up as much as I can.

This pissed her off for some reason and she punched me right in the...

 

[HeartBroker]

...kitchen!

I was not really surprised because...

 

[Supafly]

... my third eye tells me about things beforehand. Except about women^^

And, as the two kids drove on down the road in the pale moonlight, hurrying away from the dark castle, a strange noise from the backseat alarmed them, and, as they turned their heads...

 

[Master_Gio]

they saw that they were being chased by group of Grimace clones.

The only I could do was...