Finish the Sentence

[Supafly]

.. pick up that soap.

Frank Zappa was fomous for his guitar playing, but few people knew he was better at ...

 

[Master_Gio]

being a paid assassin.

In fact he once...

 

[HeartBroker]

...was personally responsible for taking out several...

 

[Philbert]

...weasels with one sandwich.
However...don't crush that dwarf, hand me the ...

 

[titsrock]

liverwurst," were the last words Zappa spoke before he took out the weazels.

All of a sudden, Puma Swede just walked into the room and began to look for...

 

[busenbust]

...a big cock. Unfortunately, all the big cocks had perished because...

 

[Philbert]

...of ravenous weasels!

However, weasel cock, while small, is...

 

[Master_Gio]

known for having long lasting erections.

So, she decided that...

 

[HeartBroker]

...would make a tasty hors d'oeuvre!

It was plain to all that she was going to...

 

[Wainkerr99]

have to use her own cabbage patch for the sauerkraut. She began to rummage through her purse for her cell...

 

[Master_Gio]

when she got a phone call from CIA.

They were gonna send her to....

 

[HeartBroker]

...Guatemala to investigate the world renown...

 

[Master_Gio]

drug czar known as El Loco.

Soon, she was off to....

 

[HeartBroker]

...do the dirty work of her old nemesis...

 

[Philbert]

...Nancy "Queen Bitch" Pelosi...but she was able to escape at the last minute and join the Underground!

Soon, the DEA found many Kenyans sneaking into the USA, most were related to someone named "Obama"...and when they were interviewed they all said...

 

[Philbert]

double post

 

[HeartBroker]

..."no habla ingles

However, on an unrelated note, we would like..."

 

[Master_Gio]

to thank Gianna Michaels and her wonderous boobs.

Who without...

 

[alexpnz]

hair doesnt get sunburn on their head.

Going to the bathroom....

 

[blusolstice]

got alot easier.

thanks to the surgery to....