Favourite Movie Quotes

[Tgunz262]

"If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is poontang" - ****** ******, FMJ
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Private Joker: Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?
Private Cowboy: Hey, start the cameras. This is "Vietnam - the Movie."
Private Eightball: Yeah, Joker can be John Wayne. I'll be a *****.
Donlon: T.H.E. Rock can be a rock.
T.H.E. Rock: I'll be Ann-Margret.
Doc Jay: ****** ****** can be a rabid buffalo.
Crazy Earl: I'll be General Custer.
Private Rafterman: Well, who'll be the Indians?
****** ******: Hey, we'll let the gooks play the Indians.

I love that last bit because the Indians, of course, **** Custer.

 

[pickles&cumquat]

"you don't know the power of the darkside, I MUST obey my master!" - darth Vader to luke in Return of the Jedi

 

[Big P13]

I can't believe no one has quoted Tombstone yet. Easily one of the most quoteable movies I can think of.

"You know...Frederick fucking Chopin..."

"I'm your huckelberry"

"I know, let's have a spellin' contest!"

"Nonesense! I have not yet begun to defile myself!"


I don't know if anyone's ever seen Captain Ron, but it's a great one too. Kurt Russels greatest role ever in my opinion.

Katheryn: Your boat sank?
Ron: Not my boat, my bosses boat. Hit a reef off the coast of Australia. Huge *** of a bitch! Ran the whole damn coast.
Katheryn: The Great Barrier Reef?
Ron: Oh you've hear of it...smart lady!

 

[Jason1]

English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?!
-Pulp Fiction

This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.
-Fight Club

I'ma get medieval on your ass.
-Pulp Fiction

I could put down a lot more from those two movies alone, but I'll leave it at that.

 

[Spanky's Anger]

I can't believe no one has quoted Tombstone yet. Easily one of the most quoteable movies I can think of.

"You know...Frederick fucking Chopin..."

"I'm your huckelberry"

"I know, let's have a spellin' contest!"

"Nonesense! I have not yet begun to defile myself!"


I don't know if anyone's ever seen Captain Ron, but it's a great one too. Kurt Russels greatest role ever in my opinion.

Katheryn: Your boat sank?
Ron: Not my boat, my bosses boat. Hit a reef off the coast of Australia. Huge *** of a bitch! Ran the whole damn coast.
Katheryn: The Great Barrier Reef?
Ron: Oh you've hear of it...smart lady!

Nah, Kurt Russel was defined in two movies (it's a split)...

The first is USED CARS

The second, ...

oh c'mon, we all know it...

"The door is locked Jack..."

"Mmm... paper?"

"Yeah paper"

"Fuck it"

SLICE!!!


Big Trouble in Little China is the one film to rule them all!!!

 

[Spanky's Anger]

I can't believe no one has quoted Tombstone yet. Easily one of the most quoteable movies I can think of.

"You know...Frederick fucking Chopin..."

"I'm your huckelberry"

"I know, let's have a spellin' contest!"

"Nonesense! I have not yet begun to defile myself!"


I don't know if anyone's ever seen Captain Ron, but it's a great one too. Kurt Russels greatest role ever in my opinion.

Katheryn: Your boat sank?
Ron: Not my boat, my bosses boat. Hit a reef off the coast of Australia. Huge *** of a bitch! Ran the whole damn coast.
Katheryn: The Great Barrier Reef?
Ron: Oh you've hear of it...smart lady!

One of Kilmer's best roles, easily... "SAY WHEN!!!"

 

[Elwood70]

"Ain't we gonna bury them fellers?"


"To hell with them fellers.Buzzards gotta eat;same as worms."

 

[drdeath67]

"It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again." ~ Buffalo Bill from Silence Of The Lambs

 

[Elwood70]

I suppose I would be remiss if I didn't say this:

"It's 106 miles to Chicago;we got a full tank of gas,half a pack of cigarettes,it's dark;and we're wearing sunglasses."


"Hit it."

 

[Dro50]

Star Wars

"Another happy landing" Obie

"Luke, I am your ******" Darth Vader

"Whatever you want your worshipfulness!" Han Solo

 

[Tgunz262]

Oh nice Elwood. Josey Wales is great!

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One, Two, Five!

Three sir.

Three!
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Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he will be very keen. Uh, he's already got one, you see.
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I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed ****** food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your ****** was a hamster and your ****** smelt of elderberries!...

...No, now go away before I taunt you a second time.

 

[Jason1]

He was my C.O. in Nam. The C.I.A. listed him as M.I.A. but the V.A. ID'd his M.O. and we put out an A.P.B.

 

[Joanne1700668391]

You know this movie...


Mrs. Tarantino: Are you the police?
Elwood: No, ma'am. We're musicians.


Elwood: And we would especially like to welcome all the representatives of Illinois's *************** community that have chosen to join us here in the Palace Hotel Ballroom at this time...


Elwood: Who is that girl?
Jake: It's good to see you, sweetheart.
Mystery Woman: You contemptible pig! I remained celibate for you. I stood at the back of a cathedral, waiting, in celibacy, for you, with three hundred friends and relatives in attendance. My uncle hired the best Romanian caterers in the state. To obtain the seven limousines for the wedding party, my ****** used up his last favor with Mad Pete Trullo. So for me, for my ******, my grandmother, my ******, my uncle, and for the common good, I must now **** you, and your *******.


Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.


The whole film is just one big quote and remains the bet ever. Do yourself a favour and don't watch Blues ******* II.

 

[nothingandless]

:thumbsup:

I could probably come up with a few hundred favorite quotes from that movie alone!

"Say bitch be cool!"

"it's the one that says bad muthafucka on it."
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

 

[el-gimpo]

From Easy Rider:
George (after slug of *******): Nit, nit, nit, ffffffffffff, Indians.

From Uncle Buck:
Bug: Ya ever hear of a tune-up? hee hee hee.

Buck: Ya ever hear of a ritual *******? hee hee hee.

Bug: I don't get it.

Buck: You ever gnaw on her face in public like that again and you'll be one. hee hee hee.

 

[Big P13]

He was my C.O. in Nam. The C.I.A. listed him as M.I.A. but the V.A. ID'd his M.O. and we put out an A.P.B.

That's a good one. Don't know where it's from though. I assume it's one of the Hot Shots movies?

 

[Big P13]

"it's the one that says bad muthafucka on it."
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

"Sewer rat might taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know 'cuz I wouldn't eat the filthy mutha fucka."

I love the way he delivers that line about his wallet being the one that says "Bad Mutha Fucka". He tells the guy like it should be obvious to him.:1orglaugh

 

[om3ga]

South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut

Satan: How come you always want to make love to me from behind? Is it because you want to pretend I'm somebody else?
Saddam Hussein: Satan, your ass is gigantic and red. Who am I going to pretend you are, Liza Minelli?

Terrance: Listen you donkey-****** **** eater!
Kyle: Donkey-****** **** eater!
Ike: Dopey-baby **** eater!

Terrence: You're such a pig-fucker, Phillip!
Phillip: Terrance, why would you call me a pig-fucker?
Terrence: Well, let's see. First of all, you fuck pigs.
Phillip: Oh yeah!

 

[Calm]

Eight Days a Week:

Peter: I'm not going to take advice from someone who broke their neck trying to suck their own dick.

 

[Perilypos]

Col. Mortimer (Lee Van Cleef): "Any trouble, my boy?"
Monco (Clint Eastwood): "No, old man - thaught I was having troubles with my adding. It's all right now."

(For A Few Dollars More - when Monco was gathering the dead bodies of the members of Indio's band and counting the reward he would be paid and shot the last member alive, called Groggy)