Favourite Movie Quotes

[pussypoppa]

What are your all-time top 3 movie quotes

Mine are...

1. "If i'm not back in 5 minutes...just wait longer" - Ace Ventura, Ace Venturaet Detective

2. "I'll drill two holes through your dick so that when you pee it shoots out in all different directions." - Chris, Team America:World Police

3. "Ultimately, we're all dead men. Sadly, we cannot choose how but, what we can decide is how we meet that end, in order that we are remembered, as men."
- Proximo, Gladiator

 

[Jagger69]

"What the hell are you doing!! This isn't a goddamned democracy!"- Lt. Andrew Tyler (Matthew McConaughey), U-571

"Deserve's got nothin' to do with it" - Killer William Munny (Clint Eastwood) before he blows off Little Bill's (Gene Hackman) head after he protested he didn't deserve to die, Unforgiven

"You know, I believe we have 2 lives. One we learn with....and one we live with after we learn" - Iris Gaines (Glen Close) to Roy Hobbs (Robert Redford), The Natural

"Do you have anything to say before we find ya guilty?" Judge Roy Bean (Paul Newman) to outlaw Sam Dodd (Tab Hunter) on trial for murder, The Life & Times of Judge Roy Bean

There's a million more....just a few that popped into my head....

 

[thegunner]

"I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your GODDAMN SPINE!!!" - Arnold Schwarzenegger in "Running Man". A classic.

 

[dave_rhino]

Anything from "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" (ok technically its a book, but we'll ignore that for now)


"We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold... And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas..."

"You better take care of me Lord, if you don't you're gonna have me on your hands"

"Yeah, I know. I'm guilty. I understand that. I knew it was a crime, and I did it anyways. Shit, why argue? I'm a fucking criminal, look at me."

 

[member006]

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989) Clark: Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f***ing Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white a** down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of a**holes this side of the nuthouse.

" Jinxed" Bette Midler "Talk to my ass, my heads heard enough."

More later maybe, work is calling lol.

 

[SeraphiM]

"Badges? Badges? We don't need no stinkin badges".
The Treasure of the Sierra Madre, - 1948

My Favorites movie quotes are mostly from westerns,

Here are 3 from the Jon Ford Trilogy Staring John Wayne

"They aren't forgetten because they haven't died.
They're living out there...and they'll keep on living as long as the regiment lives...
The faces may change. Names. But they're there.
They're the regiment - now and fifty years from now".
John Wayne - Fort Apache - 1948

"Don't apologize. It's a sign of weakness". John Wayne - She Wore a Yellow Ribbon - 1949

"Put out of your mind any romantic notion that it's a way of glory.
It's a life of suffering and hardship, an uncompromising devotion to your oath and your duty".
John Wayne - Rio Grande - 1950

 

[dave_rhino]

also, anthing from Animal House... eg;

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."
--
"My advice to you is to start drinking heavily."
--
"'Sophomore dies in kiln explosion?' Oh My God! I just talked to her last week... She was going to make a pot for me."

 

[jumbo_jim]

"I hate kids. They're barely human"

Gordon Bombay: "You think losing is funny?"
Les Averman: "Well, not at first, but once you get the hang of it."

Dwayne: "Take it easy, dont listen to him. "
Ken Wu: "Besides that guy will kill you."
Goldberg: "Yea well just hold me back and act like im gonna kill him."

All quotes from the duck's movies.

 

[CaDDaFy]

You talking ta me, i dont see no one else here, you talkin ta me

Robert De Niro ~ Taxi Driver

 

[Super_Noob]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it. Out-fucking-standing. I will PT you all until you fucking die. I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk.
[Gunnery Sgt. Hartman grabs Pvt. Cowboy by the shirt]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Was it you, you scroungy little fuck, huh?
Private Cowboy: Sir, no Sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You little piece of shit you look like a fucking worm, I bet it was you.
Private Cowboy: Sir, no Sir!
Private Joker: Sir, I said it, Sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Well, no shit. What do we have here, a fucking comedian! Private, Joker! I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister!
[Gunnery Sgt. Hartman punches Pvt. Joker in the stomach]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You little scumbag! I got your name, I got your ass! You will not laugh, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers, I will teach you! Now get up off your face! Pvt. Joker you better unfuck yourself before I unscrew your head and shit down your neck!
Private Joker: Sir, Yes sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Joker, why did you join my beloved Corps!
Private Joker: Sir, to kill, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: So you're a killer!
Private Joker: Sir, yes sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Then let me see your war face!
Private Joker: [nervously] Sir?
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You got a war face! ARRRRRRRRRGH! That's a war face, let me see your war face!
Private Joker: Ahhhh!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit, you didn't convince me, let me see your REAL war face!
Private Joker: Ahhhhhh!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You still don't scare me! Work on it!
Private Joker: Sir, yes sir!

 

[Dro50]

"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse" The Godfather

 

[Dro50]

"Say Hello to my little friend!" Scarface

 

[Dro50]

"Killin is bitness and bitness is gooood!" Major Payne

 

[nothingandless]

"im a mushroom cloud layin' muthafucka, muthafucka. and everytime my ass picks up a piece of brain or skull im superfly TNT."---pulp fiction

 

[om3ga]

GONE WITH THE WIND
Rhett Butler: I'm very drunk and I intend on getting still drunker before this evening's over.

Rhett Butler: Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.


EQUILIBRIUM
DuPont: And you, Preston, the supposed savior of the resistance, are now its destroyer, and, along with them, you've given me yourself... calmly... coolly... entirely without incident.
John Preston: [Polygraph machine scribbling rapidly] No.
[Polygraph suddenly registers Preston completely in control]
Technician: Oh... Shit.
John Preston: Not without incident.


BATMAN (1989)
The Joker: Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight?


AMERICAN PIE
Finch: God bless the Internet.

Steve Stifler: I say, why don't you guys locate your dicks, remove the shrink wrap, and fucking *use* them!

Jim: I would like to make an announcement. There is a beautiful woman masturbating on my bed.

[while looking at a picture of Stifler's mom]
MILF Guy #2: Dude that chick's a MILF!
MILF Guy #1: What to hell is that?
MILF Guy #2: M-I-L-F Mom I'd Like to Fuck!
MILF Guy #1: Yeah dude! Yeah!

 

[Dro50]

The 40 Year Old Virgin

"Hope you got a big trunk, cuase im puttin my bike in it"
"plant it with your finger"
"You know how I know your gay...you like asia"
"Why you always tellin me to go fu** a goat man!"
"Nipple Fu**!!!!"

 

[4G63]

"The fogs just lifting. Throw off you're battle line, throw off you're stern. You head out to South channel, past Rocky Neck, Ten pound island. Past Niles Pond where I skated as a kid. Blow you're airhorn and throw a wave to the lighthouse keeper's kid on Thatcher Island. Then the birds show up black backs, herring gulls, big dumb ducks. The sun hit ya , head North, open up to 12, steamin' now. The guys are busy, you're in charge. Ya know what? You're a goddam swordboat captain! Is there any thing better in the world?" George Clooney - Perfect Storm

 

[Dro50]

Batman Begins

"Why do we fall.....So we can learn to pick ourselves up"

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

"Apple Sauce Bit**!!!"

 

[Dro50]

Batman
"Where does he get those wonderful toys!?" The Joker

 

[om3ga]

Any Die Hard movie...

John McClane: Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.