Favourite Movie Quotes

[slither]

"A pimp is only as good as his product." The Mack

 

[busenbust]

"Time to Die": Blade Runner

 

[BlueBalls]

"Time to Die": Blade Runner

You should really put in the entire speech.

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.

Perfect

 

[busenbust]

"Time to Die": Blade Runner

You should really put in the entire speech.

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.

Perfect

"Time to Die": succinct

 

[pully89]

"I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around!" full metal jacket great movie

 

[tunsty]

Aliens

"I say we grease this rat-fuck son-of-a-bitch right now" - Pvt Hudson

"Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked, pal" - Pvt Hudson



"My mommy always said there were no monsters, no real, but there are". - Newt




"It's a rescue mission, you'll love it. There's some juicy colonists' daughters we have to rescue from their virginity". - Apone

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Animal Mother: Fucking son of a bitch! YOU MOTHERFUCKER! WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Full Metal Jacket

 

[tiger1977]

"Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner."

"You see me doin' thrill-seeker liquor store holdups with a "Born to Lose" tattoo on my chest? "

both Neil McCauley in Heat

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Army Of Darkness

[after shooting King Arthur's sword in half]

Ash: Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this s weet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

Duke Henry: I am Henry the Red. Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its peoples.
Ash: Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and shit... and Jack left town.

Bruce "Fucking" Campbell rules!

 

[Elwood70]

From memory:

It was a glorious time,and wiseguys were all over the place.
It was before Appalachian,and before Crazy Joe decided to take on a boss and start a war.
It was when I met the world.....
It was when I first met Jimmy Conway.

He couldn't have been more than 28 or 29 at the time, but he was already a legend.
He'd walk in the door and everybody who worked the room just went wild.
He'd give the doorman a hundred just for opening the door.
He'd shove hundreds in the pockets of the dealers and all the guys that ran the games.
The bartender got a hundred just for keeping the ice cubes cold.

(Jimmy: The Irishman is here to take all you guineas' money)

See,Jimmy was one of the most feared guys in the city. He was first locked up at eleven and he was doing hits for mob bosses when he was sixteen. See,hits never bothered Jimmy. It was business. But what Jimmy really loved to do,what he really loved to do was steal.I mean, he actually enjoyed it. Jimmy was the kind of guy who rooted for the bad guys in the movies.

(Jimmy: You might know who we are,but we know who you are,you understand?)

He was one of the city's biggest hijackers of booze. Cigarettes.Razor blades. Shrimp and Lobsters. Shrimp and Lobsters were best. They went really fast.And almost all of them were gimmes.I mean,they just gave it up,no problem. They called him Jimmy the Gent.

(Jimmy:Tommy,help the lady)

The drivers loved him. They used to tip him off about the really good loads.And of course, everybody got a piece....

 

[Facetious]

In "Heartbreak Ridge", Clint Eastwood, with the snarliest and most ornery disposition wakes up his platoon at zero five hundred hours by booting the foot of the the cots, while saying :
"Drop your cocks and grab your socks."

and later in the film :
"I'm mean, nasty and tired. I eat constantino wire and piss napalm, and I can put a round trough a flea's ass at 200 meters. So you go hump somebody else's leg, mudface, before I push yours in."


:1orglaugh :hatsoff: :flame: :rofl:


The good old days, ya know ?

Could you imagine how our newest woosified military "Army Field Manual" how to properly execute conflict resolution would have gone over as recent as the Reagan Admin ? !!!

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

The good old days, ya know ?

Could you imagine how our newest woosified military "Army Field Manual" how to properly execute conflict resolution would have gone over as recent as the Reagan Admin ? !!!

My beloved Corps began to be pussified when the Clinton administration took over. DI's were no longer allowed to even swear in the boots presence. Some of the old ways are gone and that's not necessarily a bad thing but they're not supposed to be babysitters. They're supposed to be building Marines, for Christ's sake.

 

[Facetious]

My beloved Corps began to be pussified when the Clinton administration took over. DI's were no longer allowed to even swear in the boots presence. Some of the old ways are gone and that's not necessarily a bad thing but they're not supposed to be babysitters. They're supposed to be building Marines, for Christ's sake.

Yeah, I remember. The first thing Klintong did as President was that he introduced America to the idea that gays would be a great asset for our armed services personnel. Really ? The U.S. Armed Services is the last place on earth where one would be expecting to build an openly gay community. I mean, the rough - n - tumble military just doesn't seem to be a favorite destination for this crowd.:dunno:

We do know for certain that Billy Jeffery bentpekker klinton had stated on more than one occasion that he "loathed the military" . . . .:shocked:
I'll reserve myself from the conspiratorial dialogue that's sure to follow. :1orglaugh:wave2:

 

[Nina_Mercedez]

"So Long Gay Boys" from the Hangover
sorry it makes me laugh and I say it often!

I quote a lot of Anchorman The legend of Ron Burgundy
"Baxter you know I don't speak spanish!

 

[Hot Mega]

My beloved Corps began to be pussified when the Clinton administration took over. DI's were no longer allowed to even swear in the boots presence. Some of the old ways are gone and that's not necessarily a bad thing but they're not supposed to be babysitters. They're supposed to be building Marines, for Christ's sake.

Wow. Clinton is a bad mutha to pussy out the whole Corps.

But Bush's former JCOS Chair Richard Myers says Clinton was a perfect commander in chief. In his book "Eyes on the Horizon", Myers says Clinton and Hillary got a bad rap from the press. He says, "He could discuss the fine points of strategic issues as well as any flag officer," "and Hillary Rodham Clinton was passionately interested in the programs that affected military families."

3-2-1...Let the vilification begin.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

"Go fuck yourself, San Diego." Ron Burgundy

 

[skechers]

Pulp Fiction

Jules: Would you describe for me what Marsellus Wallace looks like?
Brett: (too terrified to speak)
Jules: …What country you from?
Brett: …What?
Jules: "What" ain't no country I know! Do they speak English in "What?"
Brett: What?!
Jules: English, motherfucker! Can you speak it?!!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you understand what I’m sayin?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Now describe to me what Marsellus Wallace looks like.
Brett: What?!

(Jules takes his gun and presses the barrel hard in Brett's cheek).

Jules: Say "What" again! C'mon, say "What" again! I dare ya, I double dare ya motherfucker, say "What" one more GODDAMN time! …Now describe to me what Marsellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: Well he’s… he’s… black…
Jules: -Go on.
Brett: And he’s… he’s tall…
Jules: -Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: …What?

(Jules shoots Brett in the shoulder. Brett screams and trembles in his chair)

Jules: DOES HE LOOK. LIKE. A BITCH?!!
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why did you try to fuck him like a bitch?
Brett: I didn’t!
Jules: Yes ya did Brett. Ya tried ta fuck ‘im. You ever read the Bible, Brett?
Brett: Yes.
Jules: There’s a passage I got memorized… Seems appropriate for this situation: Ezekiel 25:17. “The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will STRIKE DOWN upon thee with GREAT vengeance, and FURIOUS ANGER those who attempt to POISON and Destroy my brothers… AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS THE LORD… WHEN I LAY MY VENGEANCE UPON YOU!”

(Jules and Vincent empty their guns into Brett)

 

[Mr. Daystar]

Cop #1, to Marc Wahlberg) Who the fuck are you?

Marc Wahlberg to cop #1) Who am I? I'm the guy doin his fucking job, you must be the other guy.


From "The Departed"

 

[mosvie]

Jules takes his gun and presses the barrel hard in Brett's cheek).

Jules: Say "What" again! C'mon, say "What" again! I dare ya, I double dare ya motherfucker, say "What" one more GODDAMN time! …Now describe to me what Marsellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: Well he’s… he’s… black…
Jules: -Go on.
Brett: And he’s… he’s tall…
Jules: -Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: …What?

(Jules shoots Brett in the shoulder. Brett screams and trembles in his chair)

Pulp Fiction


ZACK : Theres shit in there.

Zack and Miri make a porno

 

[mrtrebus]

Carry on Abroad - "I tried it once..."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8Bi2cYEU5s

T2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGLVpgzkVtk :bawling: