Favourite Movie Quotes

[choctaw ringo]

"I'm gonna drink some wine, eat some cheese, catch some rays."

Donald Sutherland's character "Oddball"; from the movie Kelly's Heroes.

 

[Calm]

Serenity

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: You all wanna be looking very intently at your own belly buttons. I see a head start to rise, violence is going to ensue. Probably guessed we mean to be thieving here but what we're after is not yours. So, let's have no undue fussing.

 

[L3ggy]

Maverick:I Have The Need
Maverick & Goose:The Need For Speed!

From the blockbuster movie TopGun

 

[slowhand]

The Nutty Professor




Mama Klump: Cletus, come clean this garbage up.

Papa Klump: Man, I'm watchin' TV!

Grandma Klump: I'll kick your lazy ass up.

Papa Klump: I told you, none of your damn business!

Grandma Klump: You lazy mother--!

 

[Clarkie25]

Lake Placid Mrs. Bickerman played by the mild mannered Betty White of Golden Girls fame.

"If I had a dick, this is where I would tell you to suck it!"

"You're all cocksuckers! I knew at first, I just didn't want to say it!"

"Thank you...Officer Fuckmeat!"

 

[ckjedi66]

Grandma Klump to Cletus Klump after Cletus won't stop farting-"I hope your ass turn into a frog"

From The Nutty Professor

 

[L3ggy]

John McClane:Jippi Kay Yay Mother-fucker.

 

[nealdrox]

Kevin Spacey - "I rule"

American Beauty

 

[-KING-]

"I've had it with these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane!"

 

[icerfan]

After the infamous "leg lamp" breaks in A Christmas Story...

Mr. Parker: Where's the glue?!?!?!
Mrs. Parker: We're out of glue
Mr. Parker: ......you used up all the glue ON PURPOSE!!!

Narrator: The old man stood quivering with fury, stammering as he tried to come up with a real crusher. All he got out was ...

Mr. Parker: NOT A FINGA! :nono: :rofl2:

 

[CapnSexy322]

Alex: Don't you answer your phone? I've been calling for half an hour.

Dante: Oh I'm sorry. I was putting up my Christmas tree.

Alex: Dude, it's July.

Dante: Get the fuck outta here! It is?

Alex: Yeah, and why are you naked?

Dante: Oh my god! I am naked! Come on in.

Alex: Dude, your ass is tanner than my face.

-Grandma's Boy (Awesome Movie!!)

 

[CapnSexy322]

Stifler: It's time for me to boom boom with the bridesmaids, Finchfucker 'cause I'm gonna hang out with my wang out and I'm gonna rock out with my cock out! Ohh yeah that's what I'm talkin' about!

-American Wedding (Fucking Hilarious)

 

[CapnSexy322]

Yippie Ki Yay Motherfucker!!

 

[ElStupido]

"My name a Borat."

 

[ChefChiTown]

Alex: Don't you answer your phone? I've been calling for half an hour.

Dante: Oh I'm sorry. I was putting up my Christmas tree.

Alex: Dude, it's July.

Dante: Get the fuck outta here! It is?

Alex: Yeah, and why are you naked?

Dante: Oh my god! I am naked! Come on in.

Alex: Dude, your ass is tanner than my face.

-Grandma's Boy (Awesome Movie!!)

HILARIOUS movie...

Jeff: At least I have my own bed
Alex: Your bed is a car
Jeff: Yeah...but it's a fucking sweeet car

or

(LIVE news broadcast)
Reporter: A rare breed of African lion was captured in a residential neighborhood. Sir, what was going through your head when you came upon the lion?
Dante: This shit is fucking crazy. I don't even know how a lion got into the neighborhood. I heard some growlin' and shit out in the yard, so my roommate and I, we go to check the shit out. I look up in the tree...and there's the FUCKIN' king of the jungle!

 

[L3ggy]

Some dude:Our Arrows Will Blot Out The Sun
Stelios:Then We Will Fight In The Shade

From the movie 300

 

[DaCoach]

I believe you are mistaken sir! That quote is from Blazing Saddles!

Sorry but you are mistaken, "Treasure of Sierra Madre" is correct! It was used, like in so many other movies since then, but it refers back to the classic. It's funny when in the movie, there was no intention of being funny. That's why this one actually makes the best movie quotes top 10.

 

[DaCoach]

I gotta go with "Needful Things" after Buster (Mayor) confesses/whines to Von Sydow (Devil) that he's killed his wife. Sydow's reply, "Hey, these thing happen."

 

[DaCoach]

Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, a half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it !

John Candy: Orange Whip?, Orange Whip?

 

[DaCoach]

Rebel scum!