"If history has taught us anything, it's that anybody - and i do mean anybody - can be ******" ~ Al Pacino openly contemplating the assassination of one of his adversaries in Godfather I.
Favourite Movie Quotes
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Mine come from the movie Slapshot
" Fucking Machine took my quarter"
"I'm fucking *****, I not bullshitin yea, I got freakin **** faced on the bus lousie left me, and that *** of a bitch over there keeps playing me when he knows I'm **** faced. anyone Checks me into the boards i'm gonna **** allover myself."
" Fucking Machine took my quarter"
"I'm fucking *****, I not bullshitin yea, I got freakin **** faced on the bus lousie left me, and that *** of a bitch over there keeps playing me when he knows I'm **** faced. anyone Checks me into the boards i'm gonna **** allover myself."
icerfan
Nikkala made me do it!
"Jesus, look at Brophy. He's plastered! He told me so!" :rofl:
That has to be the best hockey movie if not the best sports movie ever.
L3ggy
Special Operations FOX-HOUND
Great movie.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Colonel... that Coca-Cola machine. I want you to shoot the lock off it. There may be some change in there.
Colonel "Bat" Guano: That's private property.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Colonel! Can you possibly imagine what is going to happen to you, your frame, outlook, way of life, and everything, when they learn that you have obstructed a telephone call to the President of the United States? Can you imagine? Shoot it off! Shoot! With a ***! That's what the bullets are for, you twit!
Colonel "Bat" Guano: Okay. I'm gonna get your money for ya. But if you don't get the President of the United States on that phone, you know what's gonna happen to you?
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: What?
Colonel "Bat" Guano: You're gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola company.
-Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb-
Colonel "Bat" Guano: That's private property.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Colonel! Can you possibly imagine what is going to happen to you, your frame, outlook, way of life, and everything, when they learn that you have obstructed a telephone call to the President of the United States? Can you imagine? Shoot it off! Shoot! With a ***! That's what the bullets are for, you twit!
Colonel "Bat" Guano: Okay. I'm gonna get your money for ya. But if you don't get the President of the United States on that phone, you know what's gonna happen to you?
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: What?
Colonel "Bat" Guano: You're gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola company.
-Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb-
Serial ***. Obscene phonecall scene.
Dottie Hinkle: Hello?
Beverly Sutphin: Is this the Cocksucker residence?
Dottie Hinkle: God damn you! Stop calling here!
Beverly Sutphin: Is this 4215 Pussy Way?
Dottie Hinkle: You bitch!
Beverly Sutphin: Now let me check the zip code. Two-one-two-fuck-you?
Dottie Hinkle: The police are tracing this call this very minute.
Beverly Sutphin: Well, Dottie Hinkle, then why aren't they here, huh, fuckface?
Dottie Hinkle: FUCK YOU!
[hangs up]
Beverly Sutphin: Bwaahahahaha!
[immediately calls her back]
Dottie Hinkle: DIDN'T I JUST SAY FUCK YOU?
Beverly Sutphin: [in a different voice] I beg your pardon?
Dottie Hinkle: Who is this?
Beverly Sutphin: Mrs. Wilson from the telephone company. We understand you're having some trouble with an obscene phone caller?
Dottie Hinkle: Oh Mrs. Wilson, I'm so sorry. These calls are driving me crazy! I've had my number changed twice already. I'm a divorced woman, please help me.
Beverly Sutphin: Well what exactly does this sick individual say to you?
Dottie Hinkle: I can't say the words out loud, I don't use bad language.
Beverly Sutphin: Oh yes I know it's difficult but we need to know the exact words.
Dottie Hinkle: I'll try. COCKSUCKER, that's what she calls me.
Beverly Sutphin: [reverting to the original voice] LISTEN TO YOUR FILTHY MOUTH, YA FUCKIN WHORE!
Dottie Hinkle: GODDAMN YOU!
Beverly Sutphin: MOTHERFUCKER!
Dottie Hinkle: COCKSUCKER!
Dottie Hinkle: Hello?
Beverly Sutphin: Is this the Cocksucker residence?
Dottie Hinkle: God damn you! Stop calling here!
Beverly Sutphin: Is this 4215 Pussy Way?
Dottie Hinkle: You bitch!
Beverly Sutphin: Now let me check the zip code. Two-one-two-fuck-you?
Dottie Hinkle: The police are tracing this call this very minute.
Beverly Sutphin: Well, Dottie Hinkle, then why aren't they here, huh, fuckface?
Dottie Hinkle: FUCK YOU!
[hangs up]
Beverly Sutphin: Bwaahahahaha!
[immediately calls her back]
Dottie Hinkle: DIDN'T I JUST SAY FUCK YOU?
Beverly Sutphin: [in a different voice] I beg your pardon?
Dottie Hinkle: Who is this?
Beverly Sutphin: Mrs. Wilson from the telephone company. We understand you're having some trouble with an obscene phone caller?
Dottie Hinkle: Oh Mrs. Wilson, I'm so sorry. These calls are driving me crazy! I've had my number changed twice already. I'm a divorced woman, please help me.
Beverly Sutphin: Well what exactly does this sick individual say to you?
Dottie Hinkle: I can't say the words out loud, I don't use bad language.
Beverly Sutphin: Oh yes I know it's difficult but we need to know the exact words.
Dottie Hinkle: I'll try. COCKSUCKER, that's what she calls me.
Beverly Sutphin: [reverting to the original voice] LISTEN TO YOUR FILTHY MOUTH, YA FUCKIN WHORE!
Dottie Hinkle: GODDAMN YOU!
Beverly Sutphin: MOTHERFUCKER!
Dottie Hinkle: COCKSUCKER!
funny.
Derek Zoolander: I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.
another from monty python and the holy grail. john cleese as a fiery scottish enchanter who some call . . . . . . .tim?
follow, BUT! follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to the cave of caer bannoch is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel, that no man has fought with it and lived! the bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair!!! so brave knights, if ye doubt your courage or your strength then come nae further, for death awaits you all! with . . . sharp nasty big pointy teeth!!!
follow, BUT! follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to the cave of caer bannoch is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel, that no man has fought with it and lived! the bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair!!! so brave knights, if ye doubt your courage or your strength then come nae further, for death awaits you all! with . . . sharp nasty big pointy teeth!!!
We are going to blow the hell out of those dumb bugs until we don't have anything left to shoot 'em with! And then, we are going to ******** them with their own-living-guts!
I'm glad that food nipple is waiting for me on the starship cause man, have I worked up a big, grunty, thirst!
Well, I don't care if it's God's own personal anti-***-of-a-bitch machine, or a giant hoola hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it!
- Halo
I'm glad that food nipple is waiting for me on the starship cause man, have I worked up a big, grunty, thirst!
Well, I don't care if it's God's own personal anti-***-of-a-bitch machine, or a giant hoola hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it!
- Halo
from Rambo III: God must love crazy people....because he made so many of them.
Serenity: Hell, I'll **** a man in a fair fight, or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm getting paid. Mostly if I'm getting paid.
more later on, if I can remember them...and my brain isnt as mushy as it is right now.....
Serenity: Hell, I'll **** a man in a fair fight, or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm getting paid. Mostly if I'm getting paid.
more later on, if I can remember them...and my brain isnt as mushy as it is right now.....
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