Favourite Movie Quotes

"If history has taught us anything, it's that anybody - and i do mean anybody - can be killed" ~ Al Pacino openly contemplating the assassination of one of his adversaries in Godfather I.
 
Kirk: (William Shatner)There she is, from the institute....If we play our cards right, we may be able to find out when those whales are being released.
Spock: (Leonard Nimoy) How will playing cards help?

From Star Trek IV:The Voyage Home
 
Mine come from the movie Slapshot

" Fucking Machine took my quarter"

"I'm fucking drunk, I not bullshitin yea, I got freakin shit faced on the bus lousie left me, and that son of a bitch over there keeps playing me when he knows I'm shit faced. anyone Checks me into the boards i'm gonna piss allover myself."
 
Any Movie:
"Hey man.."
 

icerfan

Nikkala made me do it!
"I'm fucking drunk, I not bullshitin yea, I got freakin shit faced on the bus lousie left me, and that son of a bitch over there keeps playing me when he knows I'm shit faced. anyone Checks me into the boards i'm gonna piss allover myself."
"Jesus, look at Brophy. He's plastered! He told me so!" :rofl:
 
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Colonel... that Coca-Cola machine. I want you to shoot the lock off it. There may be some change in there.
Colonel "Bat" Guano: That's private property.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Colonel! Can you possibly imagine what is going to happen to you, your frame, outlook, way of life, and everything, when they learn that you have obstructed a telephone call to the President of the United States? Can you imagine? Shoot it off! Shoot! With a gun! That's what the bullets are for, you twit!
Colonel "Bat" Guano: Okay. I'm gonna get your money for ya. But if you don't get the President of the United States on that phone, you know what's gonna happen to you?
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: What?
Colonel "Bat" Guano: You're gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola company.

-Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb-
 
"My Mom says there's alot of black people in Africa"

Eric Cartman


"Hey, how do you spell FBI?"

The toy dino in Toy Story 2.
 
Serial Mom. Obscene phonecall scene.

Dottie Hinkle: Hello?
Beverly Sutphin: Is this the Cocksucker residence?
Dottie Hinkle: God damn you! Stop calling here!
Beverly Sutphin: Is this 4215 Pussy Way?
Dottie Hinkle: You bitch!
Beverly Sutphin: Now let me check the zip code. Two-one-two-fuck-you?
Dottie Hinkle: The police are tracing this call this very minute.
Beverly Sutphin: Well, Dottie Hinkle, then why aren't they here, huh, fuckface?
Dottie Hinkle: FUCK YOU!
[hangs up]
Beverly Sutphin: Bwaahahahaha!
[immediately calls her back]
Dottie Hinkle: DIDN'T I JUST SAY FUCK YOU?
Beverly Sutphin: [in a different voice] I beg your pardon?
Dottie Hinkle: Who is this?
Beverly Sutphin: Mrs. Wilson from the telephone company. We understand you're having some trouble with an obscene phone caller?
Dottie Hinkle: Oh Mrs. Wilson, I'm so sorry. These calls are driving me crazy! I've had my number changed twice already. I'm a divorced woman, please help me.
Beverly Sutphin: Well what exactly does this sick individual say to you?
Dottie Hinkle: I can't say the words out loud, I don't use bad language.
Beverly Sutphin: Oh yes I know it's difficult but we need to know the exact words.
Dottie Hinkle: I'll try. COCKSUCKER, that's what she calls me.
Beverly Sutphin: [reverting to the original voice] LISTEN TO YOUR FILTHY MOUTH, YA FUCKIN WHORE!
Dottie Hinkle: GODDAMN YOU!
Beverly Sutphin: MOTHERFUCKER!
Dottie Hinkle: COCKSUCKER!
 
Serial Mom. Obscene phonecall scene.

Dottie Hinkle: Hello?
Beverly Sutphin: Is this the Cocksucker residence?
Dottie Hinkle: God damn you! Stop calling here!
Beverly Sutphin: Is this 4215 Pussy Way?
Dottie Hinkle: You bitch!
Beverly Sutphin: Now let me check the zip code. Two-one-two-fuck-you?
Dottie Hinkle: The police are tracing this call this very minute.
Beverly Sutphin: Well, Dottie Hinkle, then why aren't they here, huh, fuckface?
Dottie Hinkle: FUCK YOU!
[hangs up]
Beverly Sutphin: Bwaahahahaha!
[immediately calls her back]
Dottie Hinkle: DIDN'T I JUST SAY FUCK YOU?
Beverly Sutphin: [in a different voice] I beg your pardon?
Dottie Hinkle: Who is this?
Beverly Sutphin: Mrs. Wilson from the telephone company. We understand you're having some trouble with an obscene phone caller?
Dottie Hinkle: Oh Mrs. Wilson, I'm so sorry. These calls are driving me crazy! I've had my number changed twice already. I'm a divorced woman, please help me.
Beverly Sutphin: Well what exactly does this sick individual say to you?
Dottie Hinkle: I can't say the words out loud, I don't use bad language.
Beverly Sutphin: Oh yes I know it's difficult but we need to know the exact words.
Dottie Hinkle: I'll try. COCKSUCKER, that's what she calls me.
Beverly Sutphin: [reverting to the original voice] LISTEN TO YOUR FILTHY MOUTH, YA FUCKIN WHORE!
Dottie Hinkle: GODDAMN YOU!
Beverly Sutphin: MOTHERFUCKER!
Dottie Hinkle: COCKSUCKER!

funny.

Derek Zoolander: I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.
 

maildude

Postal Paranoiac
From "The Godfather"

Sonny: "I want someone good--I mean good--to plant that gun. I don't want my brother coming out of that bathroom with just his dick in his hands."
:D
 
Neo: "I know Kung fu"

and, even tho its not a movie, my fav. from LOST.

SAWYER: What's your problem, Jumbotron.
HURLEY: Shut up! Red -- neck -- man.
SAWYER: Touche
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
Touché
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slowhand

Closed Account
Mission: Impossible



Krueger: "While we're in Virginia let's stop by Fort Knox. I'll fly a helicopter through the lobby and land right inside the vault. And it would be a hell of a lot easier than breaking into the goddamn CIA!"
 
another from monty python and the holy grail. john cleese as a fiery scottish enchanter who some call . . . . . . .tim?

follow, BUT! follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to the cave of caer bannoch is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel, that no man has fought with it and lived! the bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair!!! so brave knights, if ye doubt your courage or your strength then come nae further, for death awaits you all! with . . . sharp nasty big pointy teeth!!!
 
We are going to blow the hell out of those dumb bugs until we don't have anything left to shoot 'em with! And then, we are going to strangle them with their own-living-guts!


I'm glad that food nipple is waiting for me on the starship cause man, have I worked up a big, grunty, thirst!

Well, I don't care if it's God's own personal anti-son-of-a-bitch machine, or a giant hoola hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it!

- Halo
 
from Rambo III: God must love crazy people....because he made so many of them.

Serenity: Hell, I'll kill a man in a fair fight, or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm getting paid. Mostly if I'm getting paid.

more later on, if I can remember them...and my brain isnt as mushy as it is right now.....
 
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