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Favourite Movie Quotes
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World Trade Center:
"Don't leave us"
"We won't leave you... WE'RE MARINES!"
Classic American cheesey-ness, i love it
"Don't leave us"
"We won't leave you... WE'RE MARINES!"
Classic American cheesey-ness, i love it
Mr. Daystar
In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
[Catherine] Hi Jake
[Jake] Catherine
[Catherine] Can I ask you a question, why is it every time I tell a guy they can
put it wherever they want, they always put it in my ass?
[Token black guy] OH DAMN!
[Jake] Thats just way to much information for me Catherine.
[Catherine] Oh no, Jake, way to much information would be telling you that after
there done I always take a huge dump...on there chest.
[Token black guy] OH THATS WACK!
Not Another Teen Movie
[Jake] Catherine
[Catherine] Can I ask you a question, why is it every time I tell a guy they can
put it wherever they want, they always put it in my ass?
[Token black guy] OH DAMN!
[Jake] Thats just way to much information for me Catherine.
[Catherine] Oh no, Jake, way to much information would be telling you that after
there done I always take a huge dump...on there chest.
[Token black guy] OH THATS WACK!
Not Another Teen Movie
Haha, I remember this one.
Somewhere in the movie the Token Black guy was complaining, that he only said 'that is wack' and 'damn'.
Animal House:
"They took the bar.................. The whole fucking bar!"
Super Troopers
"The next guy that say "Shanangins" I'll pistol whip!"
'Hey Favra, what's the name of that place with all the crazy shit on the walls?"
Class:
Well, Mr. Burroughs, you and your dance committee have really made an indelible impression on our sister school. Especially you, Mr. Ogner. Not only are you forbidden to attend the Halloween dance, but you are the first student in the history of Vernon academy ever to be banned from Foxfield until, and I quote, "The day you die.".
"They took the bar.................. The whole fucking bar!"
Super Troopers
"The next guy that say "Shanangins" I'll pistol whip!"
'Hey Favra, what's the name of that place with all the crazy shit on the walls?"
Class:
Well, Mr. Burroughs, you and your dance committee have really made an indelible impression on our sister school. Especially you, Mr. Ogner. Not only are you forbidden to attend the Halloween dance, but you are the first student in the history of Vernon academy ever to be banned from Foxfield until, and I quote, "The day you die.".
om3ga
It's good to be the king...
Snatch (currently on TV):
Bullet Tooth Tony: Boris the Blade? As in Boris the Bullet-Dodger?
Avi: Why do they call him the Bullet-Dodger?
Bullet Tooth Tony: 'Cause he dodges bullets, Avi.
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Avi: You got a toothbrush? We're going to London. Do you hear that, Doug? I'm coming to London.
[Avi arrives in London]
Doug the Head: Avi.
Avi: Shut up and sit down, you big, bald fuck. I don't like leaving my country Doug, and I especially don't like leaving it for anything less then sandy beaches, and cocktails with little straw hats.
Doug the Head: Avi, we have sandy beaches...
Avi: So? Who the fuck wants to see 'em?
Bullet Tooth Tony: Boris the Blade? As in Boris the Bullet-Dodger?
Avi: Why do they call him the Bullet-Dodger?
Bullet Tooth Tony: 'Cause he dodges bullets, Avi.
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Avi: You got a toothbrush? We're going to London. Do you hear that, Doug? I'm coming to London.
[Avi arrives in London]
Doug the Head: Avi.
Avi: Shut up and sit down, you big, bald fuck. I don't like leaving my country Doug, and I especially don't like leaving it for anything less then sandy beaches, and cocktails with little straw hats.
Doug the Head: Avi, we have sandy beaches...
Avi: So? Who the fuck wants to see 'em?
MILF Man
milf n' cookies
From The Jacket (2005)
[letter Jack writes to Jean]
Jack Starks: Sometimes I think we live through things only to be able to say that it happened. That it wasn't to someone else, it was to me. Sometimes we live to beat the odds. I'm not crazy even though they thought I was. I live in the same world as everyone else. I just saw more of it, as I'm sure you have. They'll find my body tomorrow. You can check it out if you don't believe me. I've seen life after my death, and I'm telling you this because it's the only way to help you and your daughter have a better life of your own. Jean, you're gonna pass out one day smoking a cigarette and burn to death. Your daughter grows up living the same life you're living right now. And she misses you so much. Sometimes life can only really begin with the knowledge of death. That it can all end, even when you least want it to. The important thing in life is to believe that while you're alive, it's never too late. I promise you, Jean, no matter how bad things look, they look better awake than they do asleep. When you die, there's only one thing you want to happen. You wanna come back.
[letter Jack writes to Jean]
Jack Starks: Sometimes I think we live through things only to be able to say that it happened. That it wasn't to someone else, it was to me. Sometimes we live to beat the odds. I'm not crazy even though they thought I was. I live in the same world as everyone else. I just saw more of it, as I'm sure you have. They'll find my body tomorrow. You can check it out if you don't believe me. I've seen life after my death, and I'm telling you this because it's the only way to help you and your daughter have a better life of your own. Jean, you're gonna pass out one day smoking a cigarette and burn to death. Your daughter grows up living the same life you're living right now. And she misses you so much. Sometimes life can only really begin with the knowledge of death. That it can all end, even when you least want it to. The important thing in life is to believe that while you're alive, it's never too late. I promise you, Jean, no matter how bad things look, they look better awake than they do asleep. When you die, there's only one thing you want to happen. You wanna come back.
V for Vendetta
V - "A building is a symbol, as is the act of destroying it. Symbols are given power by people. A symbol, in and of itself is powerless, but with enough people behind it, blowing up a building can change the world"
Eve - "We are told to remember the idea, not the man, because a man can fail. He can be caught, he can be killed and forgotten, but years later, an idea can still change the world"
V - "A building is a symbol, as is the act of destroying it. Symbols are given power by people. A symbol, in and of itself is powerless, but with enough people behind it, blowing up a building can change the world"
Eve - "We are told to remember the idea, not the man, because a man can fail. He can be caught, he can be killed and forgotten, but years later, an idea can still change the world"
"you're like a miniature budah covered in hair" Will Ferrell ( anchorman )
Half Baked
Brian: for $400 I got Jerry Garcia in a pouch.
Thurgood: Who the fuck told you that? I suppose it was like Jerry Garcia's brother or something
Brian: No actually it was Andy Garcia's brother!
Brian: for $400 I got Jerry Garcia in a pouch.
Thurgood: Who the fuck told you that? I suppose it was like Jerry Garcia's brother or something
Brian: No actually it was Andy Garcia's brother!
Tony Montana:
"First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the woman"
I guess he forgot to add "then you marry the woman and you loose the power and the money"
"First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the woman"
I guess he forgot to add "then you marry the woman and you loose the power and the money"
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
Sheriff Hoyt: Tommy? Tommy? We need you upstairs. Bring your lil' toy with you.
Luda Mae: What are you gonna do to him?
Sheriff Hoyt: Nothin' but a little surgery. Come on now Tommy.
[Chainsaw revs, Monty's leg is sliced off, the other leg cut in the process]
Monty: AAAAAAAAAHH!
Sheriff Hoyt: Now come on Tommy, that's sloppy work. Fix it up! [Hoyt looks at Monty's freshly severed leg cut off by Leatherface] Look at that, that's not neat at all. Even 'em up boy!
[Leatherface proceeds to cut off the other leg]
Luda Mae: No No!
Monty: AAAAAAAAAAHH!
[Cuts off other leg clean]
Luda Mae: What on earth didya do that for?
Sheriff Hoyt: You know, jus' to balance things out.
Sheriff Hoyt: Tommy? Tommy? We need you upstairs. Bring your lil' toy with you.
Luda Mae: What are you gonna do to him?
Sheriff Hoyt: Nothin' but a little surgery. Come on now Tommy.
[Chainsaw revs, Monty's leg is sliced off, the other leg cut in the process]
Monty: AAAAAAAAAHH!
Sheriff Hoyt: Now come on Tommy, that's sloppy work. Fix it up! [Hoyt looks at Monty's freshly severed leg cut off by Leatherface] Look at that, that's not neat at all. Even 'em up boy!
[Leatherface proceeds to cut off the other leg]
Luda Mae: No No!
Monty: AAAAAAAAAAHH!
[Cuts off other leg clean]
Luda Mae: What on earth didya do that for?
Sheriff Hoyt: You know, jus' to balance things out.
Here's one for LL, a great quote from The Departed
Ellery (Alec Baldwin) :"Marriage is an important part of getting ahead. It lets people know you're not a homo. A married guy seems more stable. People see the ring, they think "at least somebody can stand the son of a bitch." Ladies see the ring, they know immediately that you must have some cash, and your cock must work."
Ellery (Alec Baldwin) :"Marriage is an important part of getting ahead. It lets people know you're not a homo. A married guy seems more stable. People see the ring, they think "at least somebody can stand the son of a bitch." Ladies see the ring, they know immediately that you must have some cash, and your cock must work."
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