Favourite Movie Quotes

Apocalypse Now

Kurtz: I've seen horrors... horrors that you've seen. But you have no right to call me a murderer. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that... but you have no right to judge me. It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror. Horror has a face... and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies. I remember when I was with Special Forces. Seems a thousand centuries ago. We went into a camp to inoculate the children. We left the camp after we had inoculated the children for Polio, and this old man came running after us and he was crying. He couldn't see. We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that. The genius. The will to do that. Perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure. And then I realized they were stronger than we. Because they could stand that these were not monsters. These were men... trained cadres. These men who fought with their hearts, who had families, who had children, who were filled with love... but they had the strength... the strength... to do that. If I had ten divisions of those men our troubles here would be over very quickly. You have to have men who are moral... and at the same time who are able to utilize their primordial instincts to kill without feeling... without passion... without judgment... without judgment. Because it's judgment that defeats us.
 
Bad Company

Jake Hayes - You better act right before you get smacked right, Bitch.

Jake Hayes - You got the wrong guy. I don't even have a brother. That's just a picture of me in a suit. You could've got that off the internet. I saw a picture of Bill Gates with three titties on the net.

Jake Hayes - In my foster house, we were so poor, we used to lick stamps for dinner.
 
The Longest Yard

Cheeseburger Eddy - I knew you couldn't resist my shit! I got the shakes that'll make you quake. I got the fries that'll cross your eyes. I got that burgers that'll... I just got burgers.

Cheeseburger Eddy - It ain't easy being cheesy!
 
50 First Dates

Marlin: Doug, once again, off the juice.
Doug: It'th not juithe. It'th a protein thake.

Ula: You kids suck; you're good at everything!

Doug: Well, I may not able to kick your ath but my thithter thure can.
 
Clerks II

Randal: Well, when you'e done chowing down on the no-no parts of your lover, you kiss them, right? That's just like going ass to mouth.
Becky: Ok, I'm pretty sure you just compared a vagina to an asshole.
Randal: haha, and?
 
Rush Hour

Carter: This is the LAPD. We're the most hated cops in all the free world. My own mama's ashamed of me. She tells everybody I'm a drug dealer.

(probably one of the best entrance lines)
Carter: Wlecome to the United States of James Cartenary, im the president, im the Empreror, im the King, im Micheal Jackson, you Tito.
 
Oceans Eleven

Terry: Who the hell is this?
Rusty: The man who's robbing you!


Turk Malloy: I'm gonna get out of the car and drop you like third period French.


Turk Malloy: Watch it, bud.
Virgil Malloy: Who you calling bud, pal?
Turk Malloy: Who you calling pal, friend?
Virgil Malloy: Who you calling friend, jackass?
Turk Malloy: Don't call me a jackass.
Virgil Malloy: I just did call you a jackass.


Reuben: You're Bobby Caldwell's kid. From Chicago. It's nice there, do you like it?
Linus: Yeah.
Reuben: That's wonderful. Get in the goddamn house.

Rusty: Shane, you've got three pairs. You can't have six cards! You can't have six cards in a five-card game!

Reuben: Where are they? That's what I want to know; where the hell are they?
Saul: They will be here.
Reuben: [mimicking Saul's voice] They will be here. Schmuck.


I fuckin love that movie
 

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It's good to be the king...
Clerks:

Randal Graves: Listen to you, you're so repressed.
Dante Hicks: What? Because I never tried to suck my own dick?

Blue Collar Man: Excuse me, I don't mean to interrupt, but what are you talking about?
Randal Graves: The ending of "Return of the Jedi".
Dante Hicks: My friend here is trying to convince me that any independent contractors working on the uncompleted Death Star were innocent victims when it was destroyed by the Rebels.
 
Short Circuit 2

Johnny Five: Los locos kick your ass! Los locos kick your face! Los locos kick your balls into outer space!
 
"You don't say "sorry" when you shoot somebody. You can say "sorry" when you step on someone's toe, or accidentally break their glasses, or when you fart while they're eating. YOU DON'T SAY YOU'RE SORRY WHEN YOU SHOOT SOMEONE!"

Nick Beam (Nothing to Loose)
 
"You see Bob,it's not that I'm lazy,it's that I just don't care" Peter Gibbons from Office Space

"I was there. Yeah, it was called the 80's. Ford was president, Nixon was in the White House, and FDR was runnin' this country into the ground." Stumpy from from Out Cold
 
Orgazmo

Maxxx Orbison: Put your tongue in her mouth, for Christ's sake!
Joe Young: How would Christ benefit from me putting my tongue in someone's mouth?

[Joe is introduced to the young actresses he'll be co-starring with]
Joe Young: Oh... I, I can't say that.
Maxxx Orbison: Say what?
Joe Young: What are they called?
Maxxx Orbison: The Assfuck Twins.
Joe Young: I can't say that. Can we call them something else?
Maxxx Orbison: But they're the Assfuck Twins.
Joe Young: Well I know, but um, couldn't I call them the Naughty Twins or something?
Maxxx Orbison: No, you *couldn't* just call them the Naughty Twins. They're the Assfuck Twins. Why would you call them The Naughty Twins when they get fucked in the ass all the time?
Joe Young: Well, that's pretty naughty.

Lisa: Excuse me, could you tell me what movie this is?
Video Store Clerk: [laughs] What movie this is? Where have you been, under a rock?
Lisa: No, I'm from Utah.
Video Store Clerk: Oh. Sorry.
 
Harold and Kumar go to White Castle

Kumar: [walks up to a bush and starts peeing] Ahh.
[Creepy Guy walks up out of nowhere and starts peeing right next to him]
Kumar: 'Scuse me, I just...
Creepy Guy: Huh?
Kumar: I have to ask you, why'd you... wha... wha... why are you peeing... right here?
Creepy Guy: What?
Kumar: I mean... why'd you pee right next to me when you could like, choose that bush, or...
Creepy Guy: Well, this bush looked like I should pee on it. Why are you peeing on it?
Kumar: Well, no one was here when I chose this bush.
Creepy Guy: Oh, so you get to pee on it and no one else does? Huh?
Kumar: No, it's just... I just...
Creepy Guy: This your bush? You have a special bond with this bush?
Kumar: No, I just thought that...
Creepy Guy: You the king of the forest?
Kumar: I'm sorry?
Creepy Guy: What?
Creepy Guy: You fuckin' tree-hugger. IS THIS YOUR SPECIAL BUSH?
Kumar: Never mind. Forget it, I really don't feel like gettin' stabbed tonight.
[they pee in silence for a bit]
Creepy Guy: [quietly] Nice pubes.
Kumar: [pauses, creeped out] Thanks.

Freakshow: What the hell are you doing with my wife?
Harold: Y-you said outside that we could have sex with her!
Kumar: Shit! Shit!
Freakshow: I most certainly did not!
Harold: Yes you did!
Freakshow: Did not!
Kumar: Yes you did!
Freakshow: Oh, no, I didn't.
Kumar: You did, you did.
Freakshow: You sure...?
Harold: You said it!
Freakshow: [laughing] My mistake! Well, since we're all here... How 'bout a four-some?
 
Don't be to proud of that technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy planets is insignificant next to the power of the force. - Darth Vader
 
Time circuits on flux capacity fluxing Michael J Fox...Back to the future

Your just the wrong man in the wrong place at the wrong time The commander to Bruce willis's John McClane in Die Hard 2.Die Harder

I'd like to, but he's out there right now, and i've gotta go to work. Michael Keaton to Kim Basinger....Batman
 

MILF Man

milf n' cookies
Black Hawk Down

Lt. Col. Danny McKnight: [over the radio] Get us off this fucking street! Where's the crash site? Say again?
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
Tom Cruise to Rebecca DeMorney...
Porche...THERE IS, NO, SUBSTITUTE!!

Service manager to clients in waiting area...
Okay, whos the u-boat commander?


Risky Buisness
 
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