Favorite Quotes

[L3ggy]

"This Isn't Glorious! It's Just Plain *******! ******** Isn't A Sport!" - Solid Snake

"From Today - Call This Place Outer Heaven" - Liquid Snake

"You! You Doubt My Power? Now I'll Show You Why I'm Most Powerful Practitoner of Psychonisis And Telepathy In The World. No, There's No Need For Words Snake, I'm Psycho Mantis! That's Right, This Is No Trick, It's True Power! It's Useless, I Told I Can Read Your Every Thought! Now Let Me Read Your Mind, No Perhaps I Should Say Your Past. You're A Very Methodical Man, The Type That Always Kicks His Tire Before He Leaves, You Are A Very Skilled Warrior, Well Suited To This Stealth Mission, You Are Extreemly Careful of Traps, You Are Either Very Cation or You Are A Coward, Still Not Believe Me? Now I'll Read More Deeply In Your Saul, Your Memory Is Completly Clean, You Have Not Saved Often, You Are Someone Reckless, I Can Read You Like An Open Book. You Still Don't Believe Me?! I Will Show You My Psychokinetic Power! Put Your Controller On The Floor, Put It Down As Flat As You Can That's Good! Now I Will Move Your Controller By The Power of My Will Alone! What Do You Think Now?! Can You Feel My Power Now? The Demostration Is Over!" - Psycho Mantis

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[L3ggy]

"You! You Doubt My Power? Now I'll Show You Why I'm Most Powerful Practitoner of Psychonisis And Telepathy In The World. No, There's No Need For Words Snake, I'm Psycho Mantis! That's Right, This Is No Trick, It's True Power! It's Useless, I Told I Can Read Your Every Thought! Now Let Me Read Your Mind, No Perhaps I Should Say Your Past. You're A Very Methodical Man, The Type That Always Kicks His Tire Before He Leaves, You Are A Very Skilled Warrior, Well Suited To This Stealth Mission, You Are Extreemly Careful of Traps, You Are Either Very Cation or You Are A Coward, Still Not Believe Me? Now I'll Read More Deeply In Your Saul, Your Memory Is Completly Clean, You Have Not Saved Often, You Are Someone Reckless, I Can Read You Like An Open Book. You Still Don't Believe Me?! I Will Show You My Psychokinetic Power! Put Your Controller On The Floor, Put It Down As Flat As You Can That's Good! Now I Will Move Your Controller By The Power of My Will Alone! What Do You Think Now?! Can You Feel My Power Now? The Demostration Is Over!" - Psycho Mantis

Correction: You! You Doubt My Power? Now I'll Show You Why I'm Most Powerful Practitioner of Psychokinesis And Telepathy In The World. No, There's No Need For Words Snake, I'm Psycho Mantis! That's Right, This Is No Trick, It's True Power! It's Useless, I Told I Can Read Your Every Thought! Now Let Me Read Your Mind, No Perhaps I Should Say Your Past. You're A Very Methodical Man, The Type That Always Kicks His Tire Before He Leaves, You Are A Very Skilled Warrior, Well Suited To This Stealth Mission, You Are Extremely Careful of Traps, You Are Either Very Cation or You Are A Coward, Still Not Believe Me? Now I'll Read More Deeply In Your Saul, Your Memory Is Completely Clean, You Have Not Saved Often, You Are Someone Reckless, I Can Read You Like An Open Book. You Still Don't Believe Me?! I Will Show You My Psychokinetic Power! Put Your Controller On The Floor, Put It Down As Flat As You Can That's Good! Now I Will Move Your Controller By The Power of My Will Alone! What Do You Think Now?! Can You Feel My Power Now? The Demonstration Is Over!

 

[Bigoldowls]

From Monty Python:

"There's nowt wrong with gala luncheons lad". :1orglaugh

 

[Synthmesc_Droog]

"My life's a vain pursuit of meaningless smiles" - Scott Walker "The Seventh Seal"

 

[Baill Inneraora]

"You have the right to free
Speech as long as you're not
Dumb enough to actually try it." - Joe Strummer

 

[villiageidiot]

You know those balls that they put on car antennas so you can find them in the parking lot? Those should be on EVERY CAR! - - Homer Simpson

 

[Violator79]

"To start, press any key. Where's the Any key?"

- Homer Simpson

 

[Violator79]

"If my *** finds out what I've been up to, he's gonna crucify me."

- An actor playing Jesus in the movie Hamlet 2

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[DukeLaCrosse]

"if a bisexual turns up missing do they put her picture on a carton of half-and-half?"

 

[Violator79]

"if a bisexual turns up missing do they put her picture on a carton of half-and-half?"

:rofl2: I never heard that before!!!

"A bisexual can put their hands down the front of anyone's pants and be satisfied with whatever they find."

 

[stainedblueyes]

"We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to **** on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of **** that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are only an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in ****! "

Gary Johnston...

 

[NitroVideo]

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Ike Clanton: What is that now? Twelve hands in a row? Holliday, *** of a bitch, nobody's that lucky.

Doc Holliday: Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game Ike. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!

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Billy Clanton: Why, it's the ***** piano player. You're so *****, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double.

Doc Holliday: [takes out a second ***] I have two guns, one for each of ya.

 

[villiageidiot]

"Go fuck yourself, San Diego!" - - Ron Burgundy-Will Ferrell from the movie Anchorman.

 

[Violator79]

"Never underestimate the power of music"

- Many sources

"Music can change the world if only people would listen to it."

- Bryan, aka Violator79

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

"Mt. Kilimanjaro is a pretty tricky climb. It's rather steep till it gets to the top but then it starts to slope away rather sharply..."
- Mr. Praline

 

[CunningStunts]

My personal favorite of all time...

"In the midst of winter, I finally learned that there was in me an invincible summer." - Albert Camus

 

[BlueBalls]

"We shall not flag nor fail. We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in France and on the seas and oceans; we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air. We shall defend our island whatever the cost may be; we shall fight on beaches, landing grounds, in fields, in streets and on the hills. We shall never surrender and even if, which I do not for the moment believe, this island or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the British Fleet, will carry on the struggle until in God's good time the New World with all its power and might, sets forth to the liberation and rescue of the Old."

-Winston Churchill, Speech Before The Commons, 1940

 

[Apex]

“Let the future tell the truth, and evaluate each one according to his work and accomplishments. The present is theirs; the future, for which I have really worked, is mine.”

 

[The Joker]

"Imagination is a quality given a man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humour was provided to console him for what he is." - Oscar Wilde

 

[Violator79]

Diane Simmons: "In other news, after several days of frightening uncertainty, I finally get my period."

Tom Tucker: " Well Diane I'm sure you and your ******* must be devastated by the loss of the 2-headed offspring that might have been."

- ****** Guy: Stewie Griffin The Untold Story