Favorite Quotes

Diane Simmons: "In other news, after several days of frightening uncertainty, I finally get my period."

Tom Tucker: " Well Diane I'm sure you and your brother must be devastated by the loss of the 2-headed offspring that might have been."

- Family Guy: Stewie Griffin The Untold Story

i like that one cheers :)
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
At the moment it's "Go With God." - Aramir.
 

Spleen

Banned?
"When I die you can cut me up and take all that you please, but I pity the poor dumb fool who gets my bleeding spleen"
 

villiageidiot

Leah's Biggest Fan!
"Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel!"---Homer J. Simpson
 
Remember remember the fifth of November
Gunpowder, treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder, treason
Should ever be forgot...
 
"Wheel of morality, turn, turn, turn. Tell us the lessson that we should learn. And the moral of the story is ___." Yakko, Wakko, and Dot.
 

blue ballz 22

Closed Account
dunno if its been said but 'I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.' -Albert Einstein
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
That's one of my favourite quotes.

"An Eye For An Eye Would Make The Whole World Blind." - Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi.
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
"Warmaking doesn't stop warmaking. If it did, our problems would have stopped millennia ago."
"Without a doubt, psychological warfare has proven its right to a place of dignity in our military arsenal."
"A tyrant is always stirring up some war or other, in order that the people may require a leader."
"If we were base enough to desire it, it is now too late to retire from the contest. There is no retreat but in submission and slavery! Our chains are forged! Their clanking may be heard on the plains of Boston! The war is inevitable; and let it come! I repeat, Sir, let it come!"
"It is only necessary to make war with five things: with the maladies of the body, with the ignorances of the mind, with the passions of the body, with the seditions of the city, with the discords of families."

"War does not determine who is right - only who is left."

"A life without adventure is likely to be unsatisfying, but a life in which adventure is allowed to take whatever form it will is sure to be short."
"The degree of one's emotions varies inversely with one's knowledge of the facts: the less you know the hotter you get."
"We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought."
"Love is, above all, the gift of oneself."
"Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric."
 

Violator79

Take a Hit, Spunker!
"The Bigger the Lie, the More the People will Believe it" - Josef Goebbels

Hitler didn't say that, but he gets credit for it though.
 
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