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Violator79
Take a Hit, Spunker!
"There's 2 people in the world I trust: one of them is me, the other's not you."- Cameron Poe
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om3ga
It's good to be the king...
If...
Rudyard Kipling
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with wornout tools:
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!'
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings - nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run -
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man my son!
Rudyard Kipling
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with wornout tools:
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!'
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings - nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run -
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man my son!
"Healthy does not mean "healthful." Healthy is a condition, healthful is a property. Vegetables aren't healthy, they're dead. No food is healthy. Unless you have an eggplant that's doing push-ups. Push-ups are healthful." - George Carlin
“I, Lucifer, Fallen Angel, Prince of Darkness, Bringer of Light, Ruler of Hell, Lord of the Flies, Father of Lies, Apostate Supreme, Tempter of Mankind, Old Serpent, Prince of This World, Seducer, Accuser, Tormentor, Blasphemer, and without doubt Best Fuck in the Seen and Unseen Universe (ask Eve, that minx)…” (I, Lucifer - Glen Duncan)
Violator79
Take a Hit, Spunker!
"Advertising is the businessman's cheaply dressed, 2 dollar blowjob."
"You know what I do when I hear the word 'hearty'? I look at the label. Hmm, 300 grams of saturated fat. Hearty, as in heart attack!"
"Rich chocolatey goodness. Know what that means? No Fucking Chocolate!"
"Whoever coined the phrase 'Let the buyer beware' was probably bleeding from the asshole."
-George Carlin
"You know what I do when I hear the word 'hearty'? I look at the label. Hmm, 300 grams of saturated fat. Hearty, as in heart attack!"
"Rich chocolatey goodness. Know what that means? No Fucking Chocolate!"
"Whoever coined the phrase 'Let the buyer beware' was probably bleeding from the asshole."
-George Carlin
"I suppose it would be nice if reincarnation were a reality, but I have problems with the math. At some point, originally, there must have been a time when there were only two human beings. They bother died, and presumably their souls were reincarnated into two other bodies. But that still leaves us with only two souls. We now have nearly six billion people on the planet. Were are all the extra souls coming from? Is someone printing up souls? Wouldn't that tend to lower their value?" - George Carlin
Violator79
Take a Hit, Spunker!
"When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?"
"If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?"
"Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?"
"Women like silent men, they think they're listening."
-George Carlin
"If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?"
"Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?"
"Women like silent men, they think they're listening."
-George Carlin
*---- Quotes For The Week ----*
There is such a thing as being too late... Life often
leaves us standing bare, naked, and dejected with
lost opportunity.... Over the bleached bones of
numerous civilizations are written the pathetic
words: "Too late."
--Martin Luther King Jr.
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We ought always to deal justly, not only with those who
are just to us, but likewise to those who endeavor to
injure us; and this, for fear lest by rendering them
evil for evil, we should fall into the same vice.
--HIEROCLES
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Happiness resides not in possessions and not in gold, the
feeling of happiness dwells in the soul.
--Democritus
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Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness
has genius, power, and magic in it.
--Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
There is such a thing as being too late... Life often
leaves us standing bare, naked, and dejected with
lost opportunity.... Over the bleached bones of
numerous civilizations are written the pathetic
words: "Too late."
--Martin Luther King Jr.
----------------------------------------------------------
We ought always to deal justly, not only with those who
are just to us, but likewise to those who endeavor to
injure us; and this, for fear lest by rendering them
evil for evil, we should fall into the same vice.
--HIEROCLES
----------------------------------------------------------
Happiness resides not in possessions and not in gold, the
feeling of happiness dwells in the soul.
--Democritus
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Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness
has genius, power, and magic in it.
--Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"....Do you feel lucky , punk?.....Well.....do you?" - Dirty Harry
HE1FiNEARTiST
Banned
"if you want entertainment.. get a couple of hookers and an eightball" - sean penn
"One objection to cloning human beings is that there's a chance for abnormal offspring. Yeah? So? You ever take a look at some of those families in the South?" - George Carlin
"Are we there yet?" - Donkey
"How many lumps do you want?" - Bugs Bunny
"Oh, 3 or 4." - Pete Puma
"Oh, 3 or 4." - Pete Puma
Synthmesc_Droog
Closed Account
Here's one for Fresno:
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Benjamin Franklin.
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Benjamin Franklin.
If we don't fight hard enough for the things we stand for, at some point we have to recognize that we don't really stand for them.
Paul Wellstone
Paul Wellstone
"apology accepted Captain Needa"
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