Favorite Quotes

The great work must inevitably be obscure, except to the very few, to those who like the author himself are initiated into the mysteries.
 

elict47

Banned
Martyrdom is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability.

George Bernard Shaw
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
"Why So Serious?"

The Joker.
 

Violator79

Take a Hit, Spunker!
"Advertising is the businessman's cheaply dressed, 2 dollar blowjob."

"Whoever coined the phrase, 'Let the Buyer Beware', was probably bleeding from the asshole."

- George Carlin
 
.....My all time favorite quote from Diamond Dave:




"There are three rings to marriage: the engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering" – Diamond David Lee Roth, Musician (95)
:D
 
dont know if anybody has used this yet but this is a movie line from TDK.(the best fucking movie ever) "Why so serious?''- Heath Ledger... gives me chills every time I hear it. That's why I got it as my avatar. God I wish Heath Ledger wasnt dead. R.I.P
 
Never walk after a farmers tractor if he manures his field --- my father

if you can't say anything nice, just shut up --- my mother

if you can have something for free, ask for more --- my father

it isn't the sword of the samoerai that kills, it is the hand that wields it --- magic, the gathering
 
George Orwell on Ghandi.

"The essence of being human is that one does not seek perfection, that one is sometimes willing to commit sins for the sake of loyalty, that one does not push asceticism to the point where it makes friendly intercourse impossible, and that one is prepared in the end to be defeated and broken up by life, which is the inevitable price of fastening one's love upon other human individuals. No doubt alcohol, tobacco, and so forth, are things that a saint must avoid, but sainthood is also a thing that human beings must avoid."


I really like this passage especially the part in bold.
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
"The very atmosphere of firearms anywhere and everywhere restrains evil interference - they deserve a place of honor with all that's good."
~George Washington
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
"Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So, you're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers."
-The Cigarette-Smoking Man
 

dave_rhino

Closed Account
"Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So, you're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers."
-The Cigarette-Smoking Man

Oh yes I LOVE that speech. Infact, that whole episode is superb, I don't know why most X-files fans hate it. Rep for the reminder.
 

Violator79

Take a Hit, Spunker!
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."

- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal antismoking campaign (I bet you didn't know this before.)
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
"I'm inside a box. I Don't Know, I was just looking at it and suddenly I got this irresistible urge to get inside.

No not just an urge - more than that, it was my destiny to be here; in the box. " - Naked Snake(Big Boss)
 
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