Favorite Quotes

[Facetious]

The sure sign of a system in decay is one that does not self-correct.

- Anonymous

Cook ! . . . Cook ! Where's my Hossenfeffer ? !!

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- Looney Tunes' "The King" - Screaming at Yosemite Sam, a newly employed chef who was attempting to "prepare" (roast) bugs bunny to no avail.

 

[Violator79]

"Hansel? Hansel?"- Bugs Bunny and Prince Charming

 

[Peter Gazinya]

"we're just two lost souls swiming in a fishboat, year after year"
-Pink Floyd in "Wish You Were Here"

That would be a fish bowl, SB

You've been watching too much "Deadliest Catch"

Anyway, quote? - " Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, all right. We got 4:11 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some fuckin' muscle."

 

[Nikkifan19]

"I get to lick the pot. I get to lick the pot!" - Bugs Bunny before Witch Hazel attempts and fails to eat him.

 

[Fresno]

"A slip of the foot you may soon recover, but a slip of the tongue you may never get over." - Benjamin Franklin

 

[gunslingingbird]

"Farts are as much fun as shits, only without the mess. You still get the same funny sound, and the same vile smell." - George Carlin

 

[Jason z]

'' No, I don't take drugs. Drugs take me.''- John Holmes

 

[Nikkifan19]

"Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight?" - Pinky

 

[Fresno]

"Anger is never without Reason, but seldom with a good One." - Benjamin Franklin

 

[Peter Gazinya]

"You can't get much done in life if you only work when you feel good." - Jerry West

 

[Fresno]

"Be civil to all; sociable to many; familiar with few; friend to one; enemy to none." - Benjamin Franklin

 

[Violator79]

"Fool me twice, once on shame. Fool me again and twice in once."- Dana Carvey as George W. Bush in his latest comedy special

 

[Violator79]

“I will hug him and squeeze him and love him and pet him, and I will call him George.”- Abominable Snowman

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

we shoot em full of holes and we fill em full of led. real heart breakers and life takers.

full metal jacket

 

[BlueBalls]

''Here we may reign secure, and in my choice
To reign is worth ambition though in hell:
Better to reign in hell, that serve in heav'n''


You tell um Satan!

 

[Violator79]

Invictus

Out of the night that covers me,
Black as the Pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul.

In the fell clutch of Circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of Chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed.

Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds, and shall find me, unafraid.

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

 

[dick van cock]

Invictus

... reportedly the last thing Timothy McVeigh read before he was executed...




"Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel" - Samuel Johnson

"You are going to women? Do not forget the whip!” - Friedrich Nietzsche

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

"Awards are like hemorrhoids; sooner or later, every asshole gets one." - Billy Wilder

"I could not eat as much as I would like to vomit." - Max Liebermann

 

[Violator79]

... reportedly the last thing Timothy McVeigh read before he was executed...

You are correct

 

[Violator79]

How could I forget this:

"You show me some lazy prick laying around all day, watching game shows and stroking his penis and I'll show you someone who's not causing any fucking trouble."- George Carlin

 

[Violator79]

"Did you wear a black arm band when they shot the man who said "Peace could last forever"? And in my first memories they shot Kennedy. I went numb when I learned to see. So I never fell for Vietnam, we got the Wall of D.C. to remind us all, that you can't trust freedom when it's not in your hands, when everybody's fighting for their promised land."- Axl Rose, from the song Civil War