Favorite Quotes

"All you need is love." - John Lennon
 
"At 20 years of age the will reigns, at 30 the wit, at 40 the judgment." - Benjamin Franklin
 

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Take a Hit, Spunker!
"Never leave that till tomorrow which you can do today." - Benjamin Franklin

"Never put off till tomorrow people you can kill today"- Doc Holliday, (Wyatt Earp 1994)

"Death solves all problems. No man, no problem.- Josef Stalin

"Beer is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy"- Benjamin Franklin

"Some men see things as they are and say, 'Why?' I dream things that never were and say, 'Why not?'- George Bernard Shaw/Robert F. Kennedy
 

Violator79

Take a Hit, Spunker!
"You show me a tropical fruit and I'll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala."- George Carlin

"If God had intended us not to masturbate he would've made our arms shorter."- George Carlin
 
''Religion convinced the world that there's an invisible man in the sky who watches everything you do. And there's 10 things he doesn't want you to do or else you'll go to a burning place with a lake of fire until the end of eternity. But he loves you! ...And he needs money! He's all powerful, but he can't handle money!'' - George Carlin R.I.P
 

SBTNW

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"we're just two lost souls swiming in a fishboat, year after year"
-Pink Floyd in "Wish You Were Here"
 
"Soccer is a game for 90 minutes between 22 men and at the end, the Germans will allways win." - Gary Lineker
 
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