Embarassing Facts About Yourself...

[maildude]

One time at my old job, I squatted down to pick up something off the floor, and my pants ripped, making a really loud sound. It was O.K. though because everyone thought I just farted.

 

[BlueBalls]

Also, I would never sit in the 'plug-hole' side of the bath.

Thats a good idea, if you've ever read Haunted by Chuck Palahnuick, you'll know what im talking about.




Fact about myself..........errr.......


.....I watch alot of cooking shows, and I dont know why :dunno:

 

[Fresno]

(cooking show are cool)


I addicted too my freeones friends!

 

[villiageidiot]

I am completely infatuated with a model and no matter what I do, I can't get over her!:******:

 

[D-rock]

I like listening to the Time Live infomercials selling records so I can hear the constant 6 second clips from old songs.

 

[ChefChiTown]

I like listening to the Time Live infomercials selling records so I can hear the constant 6 second clips from old songs.

I've seen the "Soft Rock" one so many times I have actually somewhat memorized the order that they play in.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Back when I was in the second grade, I pissed my pants during recess for some reason. There were many shrubs and bushes to my left, but no. I had to make my pants all sticky.

 

[ChefChiTown]

Back when I was in the second grade, I pissed my pants during recess for some reason. There were many shrubs and bushes to my left, but no. I had to make my pants all sticky.

It's ok. I **** my pants once when I was like 10 years old. I thought I only had to fart, but I ended up spraying diarrhea all inside my pants. To make it even more embarassing, they were Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle ZUBAZ pants.

 

[ChefChiTown]

I'm about to watch 2 hours of NFL Team Shop on QVC...and I'm not going to buy anything, I just like to watch.

 

[ChefChiTown]

When I watch Jeopardy and I know some of the answers, it makes me feel like I am genuinely a genius.

 

[Spleen]

I **** my pants once when I was like 10 years old.

I **** my pants last year. Hopefully that makes you feel less embarrassed.

 

[Smittmaestro]

I **** my pants today!

It was in the morning at my computer and I felt the choo-choo easing out the tunnel so I stood up to make my way to the bathroom. Well when I did that the **** let loose!

-cs™

 

[villiageidiot]

When I was in middle school, I was a member of the Rubiks Cube Club! I could solve it in less than 30 seconds! How that never worked into getting some tail, I'll never know!:tongue:

 

[BlueBalls]

I really need to take a ****, right NOW!!!!


Not embarrasing but where else am I going to post Shakespeare like that?

 

[maildude]

I actually like to eat beets and pickled eggs. :eek:

 

[Vanilla Bear]

One of my favorite actors is from Canada! :eek:

Yes, I know....I feel so ashamed.

 

[ChefChiTown]

I actually like to eat beets and pickled eggs. :eek:

I LOVE pickled eggs, MMMMMMMM!!!

Have you ever had pickled herring? Now that's some good ****. :thumbsup:

 

[Violator79]

I LOVE pickled eggs, MMMMMMMM!!!

Have you ever had pickled herring? Now that's some good ****. :thumbsup:

YUCK!!!! :throwup:


When I was 5, I rode my bike around my neighborhood in the middle of Winter......naked!

 

[Artimus]

One of my favorite actors is from Canada! :eek:

Yes, I know....I feel so ashamed.

I'm not. Quite a few good actors are Canucks - Brandon Fraser, Keanu Reeves, William Shatner, Pam Anderson... and so are some of the greatest pro-wrestlers of all time.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

I'm not. Quite a few good actors are Canucks - Brandon Fraser, Keanu Reeves, William Shatner, Pam Anderson... and so are some of the greatest pro-wrestlers of all time.

Pam Anderson a good actress? You kidding right?