Conspiracy Theory about the member above me...

[bodie54]

sneaks over to South Bend in the dead of the night to hump the golden dome

 

[STDiva]

...is actually the horse in his avatar.

 

[bodie54]

A friend of his who works at the Staples center sneaks him in after hours so he can hang naked, upside down, alongside the Laker championship banners.

 

[titsrock]

...has been banned from stepping foot in Pauley Pavilion for the things he did to the ucla championship banners...

 

[nightwanker]

Is playing a trick on me, being the one who I have to reply to on every single Post Games thread...

 

[bearwresler]

is a f.b.i. agent spying on what we are talking about

 

[bearwresler]

is trying to steal my identity

 

[HeartBroker]

Was actually sent here by the justice department to report back on the goings on of those in the porn industry!

 

[Skyraider22]

Is the reason the Saints won the Super Bowl

 

[bodie54]

Is being sought by police regarding the disappearance of a place kicker.

 

[bearwresler]

is the police he is talking about

 

[bodie54]

locks himself in his room, covers himself with oil, then wrestles teddy bears to their death

 

[Supafly]

Bodie54
Personal File

Age: 54

Location of Residence: http://www.flickr.com/photos/lonecypress/4221527810/
(This is called 'STUDIO CITY, California'. Hollywood seems more than desperate.)

Personal Network: http://www.myspace.com/40959943
(This 'Tom' character seems to be very popular. Must investigate)

Ancestors:

Father was Verne Bodie: (http://www.ameshistoricalsociety.org/exhibits/tribune/07/wf_0735.htm)

Agenda:

Take over the US Railroad System (http://www.amtrak.com/servlet/ContentServer?pagename=Amtrak/HomePage)

Details: Get on a friendly base with as many so-called OCSMs (Must investigate further) and let them distract the top staff at a given momment while he takes over control.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Is actually Japanese living in Germany for freakier sex shows that doesn't include tentacles.

For once.

 

[alexpnz]

Is known to absolutely NOT, under ANY circumstances, look at ANY woman who wears any sort of make-up!:1orglaugh

 

[~~whimsy~~]

It has to be conspiracy theory.... not truth!

 

[busenbust]

is a secret agent with super powers/

 

[pool_hustler]

Secretly prefers flat-chested women.

 

[busenbust]

secretly adores massive titted ladies

 

[Vanilla Bear]

wants to take over the world one boob at a time!