Conspiracy Theory about the member above me...

[~~whimsy~~]

Is actually a spy from Neptune. The speed of the wind storm on Neptune was able to carry forth a being of existence all the way to earth! After all, that spot on Neptune is a 1200+ MPH windstorm. That is enough to blast anything through space with considerable ease. Especially considering alien technology!

I know! Trust me!

 

[taxdkpcofgs]

Killed Kennedy in an elaborate scheme to kill Lincoln, thus restoring the timeline to normal. Long story, it'll make a good movie.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Killed Kennedy in an elaborate scheme to kill Lincoln, thus restoring the timeline to normal. Long story, it'll make a good movie.

I am sure M. Night Shamalamadingbat has already started writing that plot out.

 

[rapenuts]

I am sure M. Night Shamalamadingbat has already started writing that plot out.

I have a great idea for a movie, Shamalan stops making movies. It'll be the feel good movie of the year.

 

[tittenman]

Heads up a secret government conspiracy organisation, fronted by a paper manufacturing company. He will deny all knowledge of what he does, the organisation, himself and even deny you exist.

 

[lurkingdirk]

secretly makes snow men with boner capabilities, then trains them to intimidate snowchicks.

then gets arrested for obscene snow figures.

 

[Supafly]

likes boobie-mountains

Check out of your window. Isn't it strange that that mountain over there suddenly got a nipple???

Think about that.

 

[tittenman]

Is digging a secret escape tunnel to escape out of Alcatraz to build a snowman in the beautiful and pristine white snow on Alcatraz island. Then later wants to go taboganning down the very steep slopes all around Alcatraz island.

 

[SoMeGuY13]

Is secretly smuggling thimbles to Uzbekestan in a plot to overthrow the government.

 

[ezteban]

...is hiding his face with a bag to make us believe that he is awfully horrible, but in fact under the mask lies a wonderful busty babe !:rofl:

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Ezy is a sect leader. His sect is called buba-un (busty babes unite). He tries to allure every busty babe to his island by telling them he looks as sexy as his avatar and that they will have a better life on "busty boob planet",

but in fact he is just another creepy perv and his sexy wife "plays" with all the sexy girls and he is not even allowed to watch! Aww...

 

[ezteban]

:eek:Oh no ! I am done ! My secret is revealed ! That sucks ! I have to change my plans now !:1orglaugh

 

[Vanilla Bear]

...changed his plans! Now he tells them he looks as good as Maley! :eek:

 

[ezteban]

He he ! Gave my a very goo idea...that is his conspiracy !

 

[lurkingdirk]

pretends to live on an island with a hot wife, while really he's a dumpy 50-something mail clerk in jersy who lives with his mother.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

calls himself lurker, because he doesn't do anything with the ladies...he is a pimp daddy....and his best "horse in the stabble" is...


me!


Wait...what?! :o

 

[lurkingdirk]

knows the way of the lurker, but underestimates the horses in the stable.


additionally, M12 grows pot in his closet and sells it to school children a block away from his house.

(by the way, it is good pot.)

 

[Gordar]

... bribes or tries to bribe people to win contests. Sadly, he has only had limited success and he hasn't gotten any richwer because of it.

 

[tittenman]

....is the father of all members who registered this year!

 

[lurkingdirk]

prefers sex with vegetables and fruit to sex with women.